Lyrics There’s a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of It Yet - Panic! At the Disco
Please,
leave
all
overcoats,
canes
and
top
hats
with
the
doorman
From
that
moment,
you'll
be
out
of
place
and
underdressed
I'm
wrecking
this
evening
already
and
loving
every
minute
of
it
Ruining
this
banquet
for
the
mildly
inspiring
and...
Please,
leave
all
overcoats,
canes
and
top
hats
with
the
doorman
From
that
moment,
you'll
be
out
of
place
and
underdressed
I'm
wrecking
this
evening
already
and
loving
every
minute
of
it
Ruining
this
banquet
for
the
mildly
inspiring
and...
When
you're
in
black
slacks
with
accentuating,
off-white,
pinstripes
Whoa,
everything
goes
according
to
plan
I'm
the
new
cancer,
never
looked
better,
you
can't
stand
it
Because
you
say
so
under
your
breath
You're
reading
lips
"When
did
he
get
all
confident?"
Haven't
you
heard
that
I'm
the
new
cancer?
Never
looked
better,
and
you
can't
stand
it
Next
is
a
trip
to
the,
the
ladies
room
in
vain,
and
I
bet
you
just
can't
keep
up
with,
(keep
up)
with
these
fashionistas,
and
Tonight,
tonight
you
are,
you
are
a
whispering
campaign
I
bet
to
them
your
name
is
"Cheap",
I
bet
to
them
you
look
like
shh...
Talk
to
the
mirror,
oh,
choke
back
tears
And
keep
telling
yourself
that
"I'm
a
diva!"
Oh,
and
the
smokes
in
that
cigarette
box
on
the
table
They
just
so
happen
to
be
laced
with
nitroglycerin
I'm
the
new
cancer,
never
looked
better,
you
can't
stand
it
Because
you
say
so
under
your
breath
You're
reading
lips
"When
did
he
get
all
confident?"
Haven't
you
heard
that
I'm
the
new
cancer?
Never
looked
better,
and
you
can't
stand
it
Haven't
you
heard
that
I'm
the
new
cancer?
I've
never
looked
better,
and
you
can't
stand
it
Haven't
you
heard
that
I'm
the
new
cancer?
I've
never
looked
better,
and
you
can't
stand
it
And
I
know,
and
I
know,
it
just
doesn't
feel
like
a
night
out
with
no
one
sizing
you
up
I've
never
been
so
surreptitious,
so,
of
course,
you'll
be
distracted
when
I
spike
the
punch
And
I
know,
and
I
know,
it
just
doesn't
feel
like
a
night
out
with
no
one
sizing
you
up
I've
never
been
so
surreptitious,
so,
of
course,
you'll
be
distracted
when
I
spike
the
punch
And
I
know,
and
I
know,
it
just
doesn't
feel
like
a
night
out
with
no
one
sizing
you
up
I've
never
been
so
surreptitious,
so,
of
course,
you'll
be
distracted
when
I
spike
the
punch
1 London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines
2 But It's Better If You Do
3 Time to Dance
4 Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks
5 I Constantly Thank God for Esteban
6 But It's Better When We Do
7 Intermission
8 The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage
9 Introduction
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