Lyrics and translation Paquita la del Barrio - No Hay Mujeres Feas / Mi Vecinita

No Hay Mujeres Feas / Mi Vecinita

Mi vecinita la de nariz achatada
El cirujano ya se la hizo respingada
Doña fulana, la robusta, la llenita
Con una lipo ya quedó bien delgadita
Ya perengana ya se mira diferente
Se puso botox en los labios y en la frente
Doña Gertrudis hoy anda estrenando bubis
A Doña Tacha ya le agrandaron las nachas
Haciendo cuentas hoy se logra casi todo
Sólo hace falta tener plata y tener oro
Ya saque la conclusión yo sé por qué se los digo
No existen mujeres feas, sólo hay maridos jodidos
No hay mujer fea
Sólo hay maridos jodidos
No hay mujer fea
Sólo hay maridos jodidos
Mi vecinita la de nariz achatada
El cirujano ya se la hizo respingada
Doña fulana, la robusta, la llenita
Con una lipo ya quedó bien delgadita
Ya perengana ya se mira diferente
Se puso botox en los labios y en la frente
Doña Gertrudis hoy anda estrenando bubis
A Doña Tacha ya le agrandaron las nachas
Haciendo cuentas hoy se logra casi todo
Sólo hace falta tener plata y tener oro
Ya saque la conclusión yo sé por qué se los digo
No existen mujeres feas, sólo hay maridos jodidos
No hay mujer fea
Sólo hay maridos jodidos
No hay mujer fea
Sólo hay maridos jodidos

There Are No Ugly Women / My Little Neighbor

My little neighbor with the flat nose
The surgeon already made it perky
Mrs. So-and-so, the robust, the chubby one
With liposuction, she's already very thin
That lazybones already looks different
She got botox on her lips and forehead
Mrs. Gertrudis is showing off new boobs today
Mrs. Tacha has already had her butt enlarged
Doing the math, almost anything can be achieved today
You just need to have money and gold
I've already drawn the conclusion, I know why I'm telling you
There are no ugly women, there are only broke husbands
There's no ugly woman
There are only broke husbands
There's no ugly woman
There are only broke husbands
My little neighbor with the flat nose
The surgeon already made it perky
Mrs. So-and-so, the robust, the chubby one
With liposuction, she's already very thin
That lazybones already looks different
She got botox on her lips and forehead
Mrs. Gertrudis is showing off new boobs today
Mrs. Tacha has already had her butt enlarged
Doing the math, almost anything can be achieved today
You just need to have money and gold
I've already drawn the conclusion, I know why I'm telling you
There are no ugly women, there are only broke husbands
There's no ugly woman
There are only broke husbands
There's no ugly woman
There are only broke husbands