Lyrics and translation Parazitii & Spike - Rau Sau Bun

Rau Sau Bun

Fascinat de lumea de dincolo
Revin din morti
Bucuros ca am ocazia
Sa v-o recomand la toti
Ca-n sl*boz m-am plictisit
Si-n ceea ce ma priveste
Citesc in ochii tuturor acel:
"Doamne fereste"
Da, el incearca sa imi gaseasca partea isterica
Atunci cand sunt trezit de clopotele trase in biserica
"Sa pice raiul pe pamant" strig pana in crapa capul
"Nu ma faceti sa ma urc la voi, bah ca va ia dracu'"
Acum pe bune acest lucru are parti bune
Deci cine imi poate spune ca nu se pot face glume
Cum sa nu fie femeile curve? intreb inca o data
Cand ne inchinam cu totii aceluiasi tata,
Bah las-o moarta, semnaleaza durerea
De cand placerea pe care o ai tu nu ti-o simte muierea
Fa ca mine, alege ultima stramba din mii de fiinte
Si spune la toti ca iti place modul in care scuipa seminte
Figurand pe lista neagra a femeilor
Lansez sub forma de mesaj pe vibrator
Un strigat de ajutor
Sunt in chinuri groaznice. oh nu sa nu-mi faceti rau
Ca sunt asa de inofensiv incat o sa va para rau
Prezentand partea mea sensibila ma uit pe cer
Sa nu ma stranga de gat vreo mana divina extensibila
Plus ca la multe expresii biblice ma pierd
Daca acolo sus ma iubeste cineva...
Ce ar trebui sa cred?
Rai sau iad, rau sau bun
Iarba sau tutun, fericit sau roman,
Sclav sau stapan, geniu sau nebun,
Cand toti tac sau spun,
Bine venit sau ramas bun.
Rai sau iad, rau sau bun
Iarba sau tutun, fericit sau roman,
Scalv sau stapan, geniu sau nebun,
Cand toti tac sau spun,
Bine ai venit sau ramas bun.
Te uita toti in trei zile
Daca dai in primire
Ia meditatii de supravietuire
Ca ultima stire:
Sunt plin de falsa compatimire
Sunt zero la capitolul convietuire
N-am incredere in oameni
Si n-am trecut, am doar prezent
In pielea mea ma simt excelent
Frecvent, distrug vise in mod evident
E selectie naturala intr-un mediu sintetic
Iar eu, care nu cred ce vor altii
Sunt denumit eretic
Tehnic, ma inchid ermetic in mine
Calculand eroarile
Si ma doare in p*la
Unde va scundeti voi comorile
Vestile bune vin mereu tarziu
S-ar putea sa nu te mai gaseasca viu
Si stiu ca daca viata te ia la misto
Tre' sa-ti faci rezervare din timp la
Www punct cimitir punct ro
Printre prietenii mei nu sunt romani fericiti
Sau au bani prea multi si sunt plictisiti
Sau sunt faliti
Sa stii ca daca esti la pamant si astepti o minune
Nu primesti nimic si din p*la compasiune.
Daca ajung in rai va zbor penele
Daca ajung in iad, va cer un foc
Uite inchei versu asta
In aceeasi bataie de joc.
Rai sau iad, rau sau bun
Iarba sau tutun, fericit sau roman,
Scalv sau stapan, geniu sau nebun,
Cand toti tac sau spun,
Bine ai venit sau ramas bun.
Rai sau iad, rau sau bun
Iarba sau tutun, fericit sau roman,
Scalv sau stapan, geniu sau nebun,
Cand toti tac sau spun,
Bine ai venit sau ramas bun.
Astern in bezna casei tale. isteria
Si dispar precum vampirii cand ridici draperia
Stau in coltu meu si-ti mananc din pom bomboanele
M-amuz cand iti scap sifoanele si-ti tai tendoanele
Ai fost partas la nenumarate litigii
Si nici azi nu stii cine vrei sa fii, Gina sau Gigi
Te umpli de spume, urli in lume ca un bou
Ca tu esti steril iar femeia ta e gravida... din nou
Loveste-o bine sau rau
Ma joc cu viata ta
Ca si cu un joc de lego
Copilu tau redus, adus de barza, e varza
Ca-i fierb in fiecare dimineata in lapte, iarba
Vrei sa scapi de mine, in fine, tine
O sa-i dau peste maini doctorului care baga bisturiu' in tine
Iti faci cruci, daca apuci...
Cand te trezesti ca raul vine peste tine... fugi
Beat muci, cand afli ca e in tine...
Pai. fa ca mine fai...
In felu tau...
E rau sa fi bun. sau e bine sa fii rau: D.
Rai sau iad, rau sau bun
Iarba sau tutun, fericit sau roman,
Scalv sau stapan, geniu sau nebun,
Cand toti tac sau spun,
Bine ai venit sau ramas bun.
Rai sau iad, rau sau bun
Iarba sau tutun, fericit sau roman,
Scalv sau stapan, geniu sau nebun,
Cand toti tac sau spun,
Bine ai venit sau ramas bun.
Ramas bun...

Heaven or Hell

Fascinated by the world beyond,
I return from the dead,
Happy to have the chance
To recommend it to you all.
For in limbo I grew bored,
And as for myself,
I read in everyone's eyes that:
"God forbid!"
Yeah, he tries to find the hysterical side of me
When I'm woken by the church bells ringing.
"Let heaven fall on earth," I shout until my head bursts,
"Don't make me come up there, or the devil will take you."
Now, seriously, this whole thing has its good sides,
So who can tell me that jokes can't be made?
How can women not be whores? I ask again,
When we all bow down to the same father,
Damn, leave it dead, signal the pain
Since the pleasure you have, your woman doesn't feel.
Do like me, choose the last crooked one from thousands of beings
And tell everyone you like the way she spits seeds.
Figuring on the women's blacklist,
I launch a message on the vibrator,
A cry for help.
I'm in terrible pain. Oh no, don't hurt me,
Because I'm so harmless you'll regret it.
Presenting my sensitive side, I look at the sky
Lest some divine extensible hand strangle me.
Plus, I get lost in many biblical expressions.
If someone up there loves me...
What should I believe?
Heaven or hell, good or evil,
Weed or tobacco, happy or Romanian,
Slave or master, genius or madman,
When everyone is silent or speaks,
Welcome or goodbye.
Heaven or hell, good or evil,
Weed or tobacco, happy or Romanian,
Slave or master, genius or madman,
When everyone is silent or speaks,
Welcome or goodbye.
They all forget you in three days
If you give in to reception.
Take survival lessons
Like the latest news:
I'm full of false compassion,
I'm zero at cohabitation.
I don't trust people
And I have no past, only present.
In my own skin I feel excellent,
I frequently destroy dreams, obviously.
It's natural selection in a synthetic environment,
And I, who don't believe what others say,
Am called a heretic.
Technically, I close myself hermetically within myself,
Calculating errors,
And I don't give a damn
Where you hide your treasures.
Good news always comes late,
They might not find you alive.
And I know that if life makes fun of you,
You have to make a reservation in time at
Www dot cemetery dot ro
Among my friends, there are no happy Romanians,
Either they have too much money and are bored,
Or they are broke.
Know that if you're down and out and waiting for a miracle,
You won't get anything out of compassion either.
If I get to heaven, I'll fly your feathers,
If I get to hell, I'll ask for a fire.
Look, I'm ending this verse
In the same mockery.
Heaven or hell, good or evil,
Weed or tobacco, happy or Romanian,
Slave or master, genius or madman,
When everyone is silent or speaks,
Welcome or goodbye.
Heaven or hell, good or evil,
Weed or tobacco, happy or Romanian,
Slave or master, genius or madman,
When everyone is silent or speaks,
Welcome or goodbye.
I spread hysteria in the darkness of your house,
And disappear like vampires when you raise the curtain.
I sit in my corner and eat your candy from the tree,
I laugh when your siphons slip and I cut your tendons.
You've been involved in countless lawsuits,
And even today you don't know who you want to be, Gina or Gigi.
You froth at the mouth, you scream at the world like an ox,
That you are sterile and your woman is pregnant... again.
Hit her, good or bad,
I play with your life
Like a Lego game.
Your child, reduced, brought by the stork, is cabbage,
Because I boil weed in his milk every morning.
You want to get rid of me, well, hold on,
I'll slap the hand of the doctor who puts a scalpel in you.
You cross yourself, if you manage...
When you wake up and evil comes upon you... run.
Drunk as a skunk, when you find out it's in you...
Well, do as I do...
In your own way...
It's bad to be good. Or is it good to be bad? :D
Heaven or hell, good or evil,
Weed or tobacco, happy or Romanian,
Slave or master, genius or madman,
When everyone is silent or speaks,
Welcome or goodbye.
Heaven or hell, good or evil,
Weed or tobacco, happy or Romanian,
Slave or master, genius or madman,
When everyone is silent or speaks,
Welcome or goodbye.
Goodbye...