Lyrics and translation Paraziții - Cum sa jignesti o femeie

Cum sa jignesti o femeie

Cheloo:
Tu ar trebui sa fii tinuta sub cheie,
Mai ai 3 operatii grele, de facut sa fii femeie.
Cand te misti, imi dai impresia ca te pisi,
Dar o faci atat de elegant, incat ne tii pe toti cu ochii-nchisi.
Fantezii, sa stii, sunt mii, am o multime,
Vad mii de p***e bune cand ma uit prin tine.
Esti o venerabila caterinca genetica,
Ne fascineaza mersu′ tau de scroafa epileptica.
Orice barbat victimizat de-aici pana-n Siberia,
Vede semnele clare, demascand progeria.
Esti tot ce putea fi, si nu poti sa te schimbi,
Iar Bichon-ul tau dresat, e stresat si nu da limbi.
Decat sa-ti mangai mutra aia dezordonata,
Mai bine f*t o carcasa de vaca, secata sub apa.
Nu pune la suflet, vorbele mele umile,
Incerc sa fac un catalog cu jigniri utile.
Utilitatea ta pe Pamant, cacat, e relativa,
Mori in mortii tai din proprie initiativa.
O voce plictisita iti poate spune-n telefon,
"Ca ala nu-i chilot, e-o husa draguta de camion".
Pus in situatia de-a te f**e chiar si ultimul distrus,
S-ar c**a pe el de frica, s-ar p**a pe tine de ras.

Refren: x2
Am intentii bune, pe bune, n-ai tu idei,
Cate cuvinte frumoase pot spune, unei femei.
Am nevoie de-un minut, ca sa-ti stric dimineata,
Si de doua legate, sa te fac sa-ti iei viata.

Ombladon:
"Ce faci pisi? Ahh, yaa! Hai sa te scot prin parc, dar intai sa iti pun o punga-n cap.Ce fata ai, iti sparg dintii.

Ti-am umplu capu' de m**e, nu e caterinca,
Daca scuipi o alta p***a-n p***a ramane gravida.Da
Dintii la o parte, in p**a mea,
Ce faci tu cu dintii nu face nici Zorro, cu sabia.
Cand e tare-n gura baga-n ea, analgezice,
Sa vezi cand i-o dau anal, ce zice.
Tu esti femeia visurilor mele,
Nu stiam de ce visez urat de la o vreme.
In fiecare zi, de mine, tu, ti-aduci aminte,
De parca te-am slobozit in maseaua de minte.
Daca masina mea era rupta ca tine, nu trecea de RAR,
Ma bucur cand te vad ca la cortegiul funerar.
Nu faci 2 lei, grei, dar ai ganduri mari,
Esti atat de rupta-n gura, incat ai sanii naturali.
Cu mine-n gura te trezesti din somn,
Esti terminata dupa p**a, cum sunt copiii dupa Pokemon.
O sa te lansez pe Dunare,
M-am indragostit, dar imi trece dupa doua numere.
Acum, serios vorbind, la modul afectiv,
Am nevoie de tine ca de-o gaura-n prezervativ.

Refren: x2
Am intentii bune, pe bune, n-ai tu idei,
Cate cuvinte frumoase pot spune, unei femei.
Am nevoie de-un minut, ca sa-ti stric dimineata,
Si de doua legate, sa te fac sa-ti iei vïata.

How to Insult a Woman

Cheloo:
You should be locked up,
You need 3 more surgeries to even be considered a woman.
When you move, it looks like you're pissing yourself,
But you do it so elegantly, it keeps us all with our eyes closed.
Fantasies, you know, there are thousands, I have plenty,
I see thousands of good pussies when I look through you.
You're a venerable genetic joke,
Your epileptic sow walk fascinates us.
Any victimized man from here to Siberia,
Sees the clear signs, exposing your progeria.
You are everything you could be, and you can't change,
And your trained Bichon is stressed and won't lick.
Instead of stroking your messy face,
I'd rather fuck a cow carcass, dried up under water.
Don't take my humble words to heart,
I'm trying to make a catalog of useful insults.
Your usefulness on Earth, shit, is relative,
Die in your own death by your own initiative.
A bored voice can tell you on the phone,
"That's not panties, it's a cute truck cover".
Put in the situation of fucking you, even the last destroyed man,
Would shit himself out of fear, would piss on you from laughter.

Chorus: x2
I have good intentions, really, you have no idea,
How many beautiful words I can say to a woman.
I need a minute to ruin your morning,
And two minutes straight to make you take your life.

Ombladon:
"What's up, pussy? Ahh, yaa! Let's take you out to the park, but first let me put a bag on your head. What a face you have, I'll break your teeth."

I filled your head with shit, it's not a joke,
If you spit another pussy in a pussy, she'll get pregnant. Yeah
Teeth aside, in my ass,
What you do with your teeth, Zorro doesn't even do with his sword.
When it's hard in her mouth, put analgesics in it,
Let's see what she says when I give it to her anal.
You are the woman of my dreams,
I didn't know why I was having nightmares lately.
Every day, you remind yourself of me,
It's like I set you free in my wisdom tooth.
If my car was broken like you, it wouldn't pass the RAR,
I'm happy when I see you like at a funeral procession.
You're not worth 2 lei, heavy, but you have big thoughts,
You're so torn in the mouth that you have natural breasts.
With me in your mouth, you wake up from sleep,
You're finished after dick, like kids after Pokemon.
I'm going to launch you on the Danube,
I fell in love, but it passes after two numbers.
Now, seriously speaking, in an affective way,
I need you like a hole in a condom.

Chorus: x2
I have good intentions, really, you have no idea,
How many beautiful words I can say to a woman.
I need a minute to ruin your morning,
I need two minutes straight to make you take your life.