Lyrics and translation Paraziții - Slalom printre cretini

Slalom printre cretini

Refren
Facem slalom printre cretini .zi de zi
Intr-o lume mica si murdara asa cum o stim
Prostii par conceputi pe cale artificiala
Ca sunt multi ai dracu' si nu au nicio boala.
X2
Sarbatoriti prostia veseli. e carnaval
Ca aveti 365 de sarbatori intr-un an
Cand te aud iti pocnesc paine cu salam in freza.
Domnu' presedinte. te-ai murdarit la gura de engleza?
Zambesc isteric psihic sunt labil
Daca uit sa-mi iau pastilele va mai alegeti cu-n vadim
Plang in hohote de ras day every day. iauzi bre . bre date-n mortii tai
Daca nu s-a ales prafu' o sa se aleaga
De o tara in care deschizi gura te leaga
Si! vreau sa va vad zambind dragii mei. misei...
Cand o sa va dam foc in noapte la fel ca chei chei chei
Degeaba vrei sa-ti educi copila cand
Copila ta beleste ochii la cum beleste alta p*la
Si . ai manele in casti si aur pe degete
Cand traversezi regulamentar io te calc pe trecere
Refren x2
Facem slalom printre cretini. ca sa traim si
Ne dam de ceasu mortilor matii cand te intalnim
Ai 2 clase primare. esti poreclit ganditoru'
Sa nu faci lectii cu copilu' ca-i distrugi viitorul
Umorul.
Ma'mpinge sa te-nvat de bine in p*la mea
Hai da cu dacia-n perete ca-ti pica un renault din ea
Esti un creator de linguri. citeste almanahe
Treci la fapte ca vei deveni primar de bucuresti la noapte
Nu ridica ochii la cer la sfantu' satelit ca va scuipa 0 si 1 si va pica dezamagit
Ne intrebam timid acum cu voia dumneavoastra
Ce poa' sa faca telenovele de succes dintr-o proasta.
Daca asculti si parazitii si muzica tiganeasca
Te invit sa ti bagi p*la'n mata . nimeni n-o sa te opreasca
Mi se sopteste in casca ca sunt ca si mancat.
O ce m-am speriat. mancami'ati p*la de viu ma las de cantat...
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Slalom among cretins

Chorus
We slalom among cretins .day after day
In a small and dirty world as we know it
Fools seem to be conceived artificially
Because there are so many damn fools and they have no disease.
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Celebrate the merry folly, it's carnival
Because you have 365 holidays in a year
When I hear you I bang bread and salami in your face.
Mr. President, did you get your mouth dirty with English?
I smile hysterically, my mind is unstable
If I forget to take my pills, you'll get another Vadim
I cry with laughter every day, hear me out. Give me a break.
If the dust has not settled, it will settle
From a country where you open your mouth and they tie you up
And! I want to see you smile my dear misei...
When we set you on fire at night like chei chei chei
It's no use trying to educate your child when
Your child stares at how another p*la stares
And . you have manele in your headphones and gold on your fingers
When you cross the street properly, I'll run you over at the crossing
Chorus x2
We slalom among cretins to live and
We cross ourselves when we meet you
You have 2 years of primary school, you are nicknamed the thinker
Don't lecture your child or you'll ruin his future
Humor.
Makes me teach you a lesson in my p*la
Come on, hit the Dacia into the wall and a Renault will fall out of it
You're a spoon maker, read almanacs
Get to work because you'll become mayor of Bucharest tonight
Do not raise your eyes to heaven to the holy satellite because it will spit 0 and 1 and will fall disappointed
We ask you timidly now with your permission
What successful soap operas can do to a fool.
If you listen to both parasites and gypsy music
I invite you to put a p*la'n mata. no one will stop you
They whisper in my headphones that I'm like manure.
Oh how scared I am, eat me alive p*la I'll stop singing...
Chorus x2