Lyrics and translation Pepet I Marieta - La Maria I L'Antoni

La Maria I L'Antoni

La Maria ia no s'astima l'Antoni,
A les nits quan ell la busca ella al·lega mal de cap,
L'avorrixen totes les seues converses,
N'esta farta que la tracte com un drap.
Però l'Antoni tampoc flipa d'entusiasme,
Se desfà per comboiar-la i ella tot li troba mal,
N'està fart de totes les seues histèries,
I publica un anunci al semanal:
"Joven guapo y apuesto, cariñoso, detallista y servicial,
Busca una mujer para sexo,
En la cama yo soy todo un semental,
Ya verás si los tengo bien puestos.
Chica por favor no dejes passar
Esta super ganga sesual,
Que ni el Rocco Sifredi
Te daría más placer que mi miembro brutal."
Als pocs dies l'Antoni rep la trucada
D'una dona en una veu molt familiar,
Ell la cita a n'un baret de Moncada
Al·legant fòbia'ls aires de ciutat,
Però de sobte li remordix la consciència,
No voldria per ningú ser descobert
I's presenta al cita en una barba postissa,
Veu de macho i ulleres de sol.
Ella duu un abric de pells,
Que la tapa de dalt a baix
I sense traure's les Ray Ban
Li diu que vaiguen per feina
Que no pot fer molt tard.
I se beuen lo caferet,
Ben just si se diuen res,
Sembla que'ls dos domés pensen
En la tarda apassionada que'ls aspera a l'hotel.
I comencen los corrillos, ia corre l'adrenalina,
I los dos amants ia busquen lo seu niuet de plaer.
Fan cap a una pensioneta, ell abona la pesseta,
Demanen xampany francès i cap amunt fa falta gent.
I al moment de despullar-se, ella que's trau les ulleres
I ell al vore-li la cara de sobte's voldria morir,
Al vore qu'és la Maria l'atrevida margarita
Que li havia dit que sí.
Però ell l'agafa ben fort del cul
La morreja com un tipo dur,
Ella li seguix lo joc
I la cambra ia trau foc,
La passió raja a cremull.
I des d'aquella tarda
La nostra Maria i lo nostre Antoni
Queden dos cops per setmana
Pa pegar-se la follada
Com a dos desconeguts.

Maria and Antoni

Maria is no longer in love with Antoni,
At night when he seeks her out, she feigns a headache,
His every word bores her,
She is tired of him treating her like a doormat.
But Antoni is not exactly bursting with enthusiasm either,
He goes to great lengths to please her, but she finds fault with everything he does,
He is sick of her constant hysterics,
And places an ad in the local weekly:
"Handsome and attractive young man, affectionate, attentive, and helpful,
Seeking a woman for sex,
In bed, I'm a real stallion,
You'll see that my equipment is in good working order.
Ladies, please don't pass up
This super sexual bargain,
Not even Rocco Siffredi
Can give you more pleasure than my formidable member."
A few days later, Antoni receives a call
From a woman with a very familiar voice,
He arranges to meet her at a bar in Moncada,
Claiming a phobia of city air,
But is suddenly overcome with remorse,
He fears being recognized
And shows up at the rendezvous with a false beard,
A macho voice, and sunglasses.
She is wearing a fur coat,
Which covers her from head to toe,
And without removing her Ray Bans,
She tells him to get down to business
As she can't stay long.
They drink their coffee,
Exchanging few words,
It seems that both of them are thinking
About the passionate afternoon that awaits them at the hotel.
And their hearts begin to race, the adrenaline is flowing,
And the two lovers are looking for their little nest of pleasure.
They head to a small hotel, he pays the bill,
They order French champagne and some people are needed upstairs.
And just as they are about to undress, she takes off her glasses
And he suddenly wishes he could die when he sees her face,
For it is the bold and beautiful Maria
Who had accepted his offer.
But he grabs her firmly by the buttocks
And kisses her like a tough guy,
She plays along
And the room catches fire,
Passion is burning brightly.
And since that afternoon,
Our Maria and our Antoni
Meet twice a week
To screw each other
Like two strangers.