Lyrics Twilight Learned to Fly - PrinceWhateverer , ShadyVox

Pinkie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One cupcake a day
Still shocked that Rainbow′s gay
Her dreams went out the door
When Cheese was only four
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan

She was gonna be a princess
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her flank
On the stage at Trixie's bar
Her best friend Rarity is now the enemy

Feels like a cartoon clip
But friendship isn′t magic

Since miss Derpy, the cake twins, way before Twi got wings
There was Rainbow and AJ, and Discord was still a bad guy
Now Cheese is in high school, he tells her that she's a fool
'Cause she thinks her friendships died
When Twilight, Twilight, Twilight learned to fly

(Twilight learned to fly)

She threw every party
She knew every mare
Before spike grew his wings
So far back Twist was there
She played yovidaphone
Wasn′t too great at it though
Tried to get a loan
When she broke Applejack′s phone

Where's the fireworks filled with strings cheese
And who′s the other mare that's poledancing at Trixie′s
Did Fluttershy ever hook up with Discord
Whatever happened to

Parties.
Galas.
Wrapping up winter and-

Since miss Derpy, the cake twins, way before Twi got wings
There was Rainbow and AJ, and Discord was still a bad guy
Now Cheese is in high school, he tells her that she's a fool
′Cause she thinks her friendships died
When Twilight, Twilight, Twilight learned to fly

She hates time
It's not fair
Maybe Starlight's still got that spell somewhere
Since when were Changelings considered good guys
Please make this stop. Stop. Stop.
And bring back-

Since miss Derpy, the cake twins, way before Twi got wings
There was Rainbow and AJ, and Discord was still a bad guy
Now Cheese is in high school, he tells her that she′s a fool
′Cause she thinks her friendships died
When Twilight learned to fly

Since miss Derpy, the cake twins, way before Twi got wings
There was Rainbow and AJ, and Discord was still a bad guy
Now Cheese is in high school, he tells her that she's a fool
′Cause she thinks her friendships died
When Twilight, Twilight, Twilight learned to fly