Nai - RIP SLYME translation in English

Nai

後ろの方から乗った電車 どうかしてるよマジ混みすぎだよ今日
と思ってたらOh 目の前のババァ オレの事にらんでるじゃありませんか
やめてくれよBagだよバーカ 誰が君のケツをさわるって言うの
まだまだ その怒りは止まらず がしかし
こっちだって動けないんです
げっ!「やめて下さい」って口に出しやがった
そりゃさ善人じゃないがそこまで悪人ではないよ
はいよっ オレが悪うござんしたっと はっと気付けば車内はもう
違う生き物を見る冷たい目に飲み込まれるオレどっか行け
残す所駅はあと一つだけ なのに手前で降りたPESの負け
ない分かってくれない これっぽっちもそっちにはない
気が付かないのか気が利かないのか どっちにしろお互い
分かってない分かってくれてない これっぽっちもこっちにはない
気が利かないのか気が付かないのか どっちにしろお互い
オレ平然と振る舞うけど
手つなぎ通り過ぎるカップルを横目で見てると こう...
空しくなって 振られる前にここに来たっけ
超LOWな気分なところ次々と現れるよ
モォよそう ベタベタしやがって暑苦しいが羨ましい
前のオレと同じなんて思いだし
一人ひたり悲しいななんて 正直な話イラつくんだよそこの二人
そんな事をよそにいちゃつきっぱなし
話は戻って下車した駅から むしゃくしゃしながらたどり着く
オレんちのエレベーター閉まりそう 駆け込んで入るとまた前方にギャル
つまる所小部屋二人きり やなムードちょっと咳き込んでみたり
気を散らす仕草の一つ一つがドツボに二人叩き落とす
すると開かれるドアNICE TIMIN' 出ようって
おい彼女も同じ階で降りてくよ
オレも降りたいけど降りられない 次の階まで行ってPESの負けAGAIN
ない分かってくれない これっぽっちもそっちにはない
気が付かないのか気が利かないのか どっちにしろお互い
分かってない分かってくれてない これっぽっちもこっちにはない
気が利かないのか気が付かないのか どっちにしろお互い
なんにもやる事ない 行くとこない こんなヒマな日はしょうがない
まあいいや めくる手帳 そうだあの娘に電話しよう
何やってんだろう今頃彼女 おっ! あったこの番号だPUSH PHONE
押すこの手は緊張 覚えてくれればいいけど本当
この間君と知り合って 気が合って 帰り道が一緒だっただけ
それだけの関係がもう 可愛い声出す電話の向こう
「今度逢おう」とか「どこ行こう?」それじゃいつものとこにしよう
って待ち合わせしたことねー もしかしてそれオレじゃねえんじゃねえ
ない分かってくれない これっぽっちもそっちにはない
気が付かないのか気が利かないのか どっちにしろお互い
分かってない分かってくれてない これっぽっちもこっちにはない
気が利かないのか気が付かないのか どっちにしろお互い
伝わらないお互いのVIBE

Nai

I got on the train from the back. Man, it's crazy how crowded it is today.
And then, out of nowhere, this old lady in front of me started glaring at me.
Give me a break, lady. It's not like I was trying to touch your butt or anything.
But her anger just kept escalating. And then it hit me:
I can't move either.
Oh man, she actually said "Stop it!" out loud.
I may not be a saint, but I'm not that bad, either.
Alright, fine. I apologize. But when I looked up, the whole train was looking at me
like I was some kind of freak. I wanted to disappear.
There's only one more stop left, but PES gets off before that.
You don't understand. Not even a little.
Do you just not notice, or do you just not care? Either way,
we don't understand each other. Not even a little.
Do you just not care, or do you just not notice? Either way,
I'm pretending to be fine, but
when I see couples holding hands and walking by, I feel a little...
lonely. Maybe I came here before I got dumped.
I'm feeling super down, and then these couples just keep showing up.
Ugh, stop it. You're so gross and lovey-dovey. But I'm jealous.
I remember being just like you. But now I'm all alone.
Honestly, I'm just annoyed by you two.
But you just keep on making out.
Anyway, I got off the train and walked to my apartment, still feeling pissed off.
The elevator was about to close, so I ran in. And guess who was there? Another girl.
We're stuck in this tiny space together. It's so awkward. I try to cough to break the ice.
But every little thing I do just makes it worse.
And then, the doors open. NICE TIMING. I'm getting out.
Hey, she's getting off on the same floor as me.
I want to get off too, but I can't. I have to go to the next floor. PES gets left behind AGAIN.
You don't understand. Not even a little.
Do you just not notice, or do you just not care? Either way,
we don't understand each other. Not even a little.
Do you just not care, or do you just not notice? Either way,
I have nothing to do. Nowhere to go. On a day like this, there's nothing I can do.
Oh well. I'll check my planner. I should call that girl.
I wonder what she's up to right now. Oh! Here's her number. PUSH PHONE.
My hands are shaking as I press the buttons. I hope she remembers me.
I met you the other day. We hit it off and walked home together.
That's all it took. Now you're on the other end of the phone, your voice so sweet.
"Let's meet up again," you say. "Where should we go?" We could go to the usual place.
But I've never actually made plans with you before. Maybe it wasn't me you were talking to.
You don't understand. Not even a little.
Do you just not notice, or do you just not care? Either way,
we don't understand each other. Not even a little.
Do you just not care, or do you just not notice? Either way,
we just can't connect.