Lyrics and translation Rahul Dev Burman & Sapan Chakraborty - Golmaal Hai Bhai Sab Golmaal

Golmaal Hai Bhai Sab Golmaal

Gol maal hai bhai sab gol maal hai
Gol maal hai bhai sab gol maal hai
Are gol maal hai bhai sab gol maal hai
Har sidhe raste ki ek tedhi chaal hai
Sidhe raste ki ek tedhi chaal hai
Gol maal hai bhai sab gol maal hai
Gol maal gol maal
Gol maal hai sab gol maal hai

Bhukh roti ki ho to paisaa kamaaiye
Paisaa kamaane ke liye bhi paisaa chaahiye
Maange se naa mile to pasinaa bahaaiye
Bahataa hai jab pasinaa to rumaal chaahiye

Ho gol maal hai bhai sab gol maal hai
Gol maal gol maal hai
Gol maal hai bhai sab gol maal hai
Har sidhe raste ki ek tedhi chaal hai
Sidhe raste ki ek tedhi chaal hai
Gol maal hai bhai sab gol maal hai
Gol maal gol maal
Gol maal hai sab gol maal hai

Rumaal ban gayaa bhi gar kamiz phaad kar
Kamiz ke liye bhi to phir kapadaa chaahiye
Are kapadaa kisi ne daan hi me de diyaa chalo
Darzi ke paas jaa ke wo pahale silaaiye

Ho gol maal hai bhai sab gol maal hai
Gol maal gol maal hai
Gol maal hai bhai sab gol maal hai
He he he he
Har sidhe raste ki ek tedhi chaal hai
Sidhe raste ki ek tedhi chaal hai
Gol maal hai bhai sab gol maal hai
Gol maal gol maal gol maal gol
Gol maal hai sab gol maal hai

Bin sili kamiz pe to kuchh nahi liyaa
Sili huyi kamiz pe silaai chaahiye
Silaai dene ke liye phir paisaa chaahiye
Paisaa kamaane ke liye phir paisaa chaahiye

Ho gol maal hai bhai sab gol maal hai
Gol maal gol maal
Gol maal hai bhai sab gol maal hai
He he he he
Har sidhe raste ki ek tedhi chaal hai
Sidhe raste ki ek tedhi chaal hai
Gol maal hai bhai sab gol maal hai
Gol maal maal gol gol gol gol
Gol maal hai sab gol maal hai
Gol...
Maal...

It's a Mess, Dude

It's a mess, dude, it's all a mess
It's a mess, dude, it's all a mess
Oh, it's a mess, dude, it's all a mess
Every straight path has a crooked turn
A straight path has a crooked turn
It's a mess, dude, it's all a mess
It's a mess, mess
It's a mess, dude, it's all a mess

When you're hungry for bread, you need to earn money
To earn money, you need money
If you can't beg for it, you have to sweat for it
When you sweat, you need a towel

Oh, it's a mess, dude, it's all a mess
It's a mess, mess
Oh, it's a mess, dude, it's all a mess
Every straight path has a crooked turn
A straight path has a crooked turn
Oh, it's a mess, dude, it's all a mess
It's a mess, mess
Oh, it's a mess, dude, it's all a mess

The towel may be made from a torn shirt
But for a shirt, you need cloth
Oh, someone donated the cloth, what luck
Now go to the tailor and have him sew it

Oh, it's a mess, dude, it's all a mess
It's a mess, mess
Oh, it's a mess, dude, it's all a mess
He he he he
Every straight path has a crooked turn
A straight path has a crooked turn
Oh, it's a mess, dude, it's all a mess
It's a mess, mess, mess, mess, mess
Oh, it's a mess, dude, it's all a mess

You can't leave the house in an unsewn shirt
A sewn shirt needs tailoring
Tailoring costs money
To earn money, you need money

Oh, it's a mess, dude, it's all a mess
It's a mess, mess
Oh, it's a mess, dude, it's all a mess
He he he he
Every straight path has a crooked turn
A straight path has a crooked turn
Oh, it's a mess, dude, it's all a mess
It's a mess, mess, mess, mess, mess
Oh, it's a mess, dude, it's all a mess
Mess...
Dude!