1 Watch World War Three On Pay TV
2 Fill Out the Policies, Mother
3 The Annual Get-Together (Of the Kkk and Naacp)
4 Guillotine Days
5 Fifty Million Commies Can't Be Wrong
6 That Big Sporting House in the Sky
7 It's Fun to Be Hazed
8 Oh What We Grow (In Old Mexico)
9 Send the Girls Over There
10 I Saw Adolph Today
11 The Richer They Are (The Slower I Cure Them)
12 Leave the Slums Alone
13 When Amelia Earhart Flies Home
14 I Wish I Was in Chicago (On St. Valentines Day)
15 Little Rock, That All-American Town
16 Sleepy Cape Canaveral Moon
17 There'll Always Be Forty-Eight States
18 The Authors Speak! (Pithy Insights On the Madness Contained Here In)