Lyrics and translation Ricus Nel feat. Snotkop - Boerepompie (feat. Snotkop)

Boerepompie (feat. Snotkop)

Hier op my stoep, raak dinge pure plaas
Die honde wat huil, die konsertina wat raas - da′as hy
Hy Ricci, da'as lekker dinge daar buite
Soos daai dames met die kuite
Ek het alles wat ek wil hê
Met my vroutjie wat langs my lê
Maar in die pubs en klubs, is waar die aksie wag
En op die hoek van die straat, is waar my Mustang staan
Ons dans somme in die skuur
In die stad is Brannewyn te duur
Maar die plaas is stil (ja dis lekker)
Jy moet koeie melk (maar dis lekker)
En daar′s nie Uber nie (check my trekker)
Maar daai konsertina
Ja, die girls like dit ook
Almal like van 'n boerepompie
Haal die krismis wurm uit
Almal like van 'n boerepompie
Laat die donkielong jou byt
Almal like van ′n boerepompie
In die stad of op die plaas
Want ′n boerepompie gee nie om nie, is jy kort of rond nie
Jy gaan lekker dans
Hey Snotty, dis net geboue en ruite
Nou waar's daai girls met die kuite?
Nee, hulle jol eers net na tien
Dan gaan jy lekker lywe sien
Hier op die plaas slaap ek agt uur, dan′s dit ligte uit
En vier uur is ek op, dan eet ek boerbeskuit
Nee, ons moet twee uur more-oggend eers waai
En dan gaan stamp ons gou 'n garage pie, yes
Die liggies is te veel (dis lekker)
Die geraas maak my mal (dis lekker)
Waar′s die haan wat kraai? (hy smaak lekker)
Ag wat, check my konsertina
Ja, ek like hom ook
Almal like van 'n boerepompie
Haal die krismis wurm uit
Almal like van ′n boerepompie
Laat die donkielong jou byt
Almal like van 'n boerepompie
In die stad of op die plaas
Want 'n boerepompie gee nie om nie, is jy kort of rond nie
Jy gaan lekker dans
Whoo-hoo!
′N Bietjie trek (′n bietjie trek)
'N Bietjie stoot (en ′n bietjie stoot)
Laat die krismis wurm wikkel op jou skoot
'N Bietjie in (′n bietjie in)
'N Bietjie uit (en ′n bietjie uit)
Laat die donkielong-kelong jou lekker kry ... (Ooh, is lekker)
Almal like van 'n boerepompie
('n Pom-pe-lom-pe-lom-pie)
Almal like van ′n boerepompie
(′n Pom-pe-lom-pe-lom-pie)
Almal like van 'n boerepompie
In die stad of op die plaas
Want ′n boerepompie gee nie om nie, is jy kort of rond nie
Almal like van 'n boerepompie
Haal die krismis wurm uit
Almal like van ′n boerepompie
Laat die donkielong jou byt
Almal like van 'n boerepompie
In die stad of op die plaas
Want ′n boerepompie gee nie om nie, is jy kort of rond nie
Jy gaan lekker dans
Want 'n boerepompie gee nie om nie, is jy kort of rond nie
Jy gaan lekker dans

Farmer's Pump (feat. Snotkop)

Here on my porch, things get pure farm
The dogs howling, the concertina blaring - that's it
Hey Ricci, there's good stuff out there
Like those ladies with the calves
I have everything I want
With my wife lying next to me
But in the pubs and clubs, that's where the action awaits
And on the corner of the street, that's where my Mustang is parked
We dance some in the barn
In the city, Brandy is too expensive
But the farm is quiet (yes, it's nice)
You have to milk cows (but it's nice)
And there's no Uber (check my tractor)
But that concertina
Yeah, the girls like it too
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
Get the Christmas worm out
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
Let the donkey kick you
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
In the city or on the farm
Because a farmer's pump doesn't care if you're short or round
You're going to dance well
Hey Snotty, it's just buildings and windows
Now where are those girls with the calves?
No, they only party after ten
Then you'll see nice bodies
Here on the farm, I sleep eight hours, then it's lights out
And at four o'clock I'm up, then I eat farmer's rusks
No, we have to wave at two in the morning
And then we'll quickly grab a garage pie, yes
The lights are too much (it's nice)
The noise drives me crazy (it's nice)
Where's the rooster crowing? (he tastes good)
Oh well, check my concertina
Yeah, I like him too
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
Get the Christmas worm out
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
Let the donkey kick you
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
In the city or on the farm
Because a farmer's pump doesn't care if you're short or round
You're going to dance well
Whoo-hoo!
A little pull (a little pull)
A little push (and a little push)
Let the Christmas worm wiggle on your lap
A little in (a little in)
A little out (and a little out)
Let the donkey-kick get you good ... (Ooh, it's good)
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
(A pump-e-lom-pe-lom-pie)
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
(A pump-e-lom-pe-lom-pie)
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
In the city or on the farm
Because a farmer's pump doesn't care if you're short or round
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
Get the Christmas worm out
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
Let the donkey kick you
Everyone likes a farmer's pump
In the city or on the farm
Because a farmer's pump doesn't care if you're short or round
You're going to dance well
Because a farmer's pump doesn't care if you're short or round
You're going to dance well