Lyrics and translation Rodrigo Septién - La Bella y la Bestia (Cuento Original)

La Bella y la Bestia (Cuento Original)

Érase una vez
Un príncipe educado y muy gentil
Que rechazó casarse
Con su vil institutriz

Ella era un hada malvada
Una zorra despechada
Le convirtió en una bestia, ¡qué marrón!

Pero llegó otro hada
Una recién licenciada
"Ya no serás una bestia cuando encuentres el amor"

Bella vivía con su familia
Su padre el pobrecito se arruinó
Tocaba mucho el clavicordio
Y sus hermanas con mucho odio
La criticaban por gustarle a los del pueblo

"Me voy de viaje a hacer fortuna"
"Tráeme una rosa si hay alguna"
"Cállate un poco inoportuna"
Así el padre partió

Vio un castillo en su camino
Le sirvieron un buen vino
Y antes de irse a su destino
Una rosa cogió del jardín

"Te voy a matar
Esa rosa es de mi jardín
Pero dame a una hija
Y olvidemos el desliz"

"Debo entregarle una hija"
"Que se quede con la pija"
Nunca pensó que tal vez podría no ir...

"Ahora vives aquí"
"¡Qué guay!"
Era un castillo reluciente
Lleno de magia y diversión
"Puedo acercarme al ala oeste? "
"Ve a dónde quieras, bombón"

Y a diario tras la cena se daba esta situación
"¿Puedo acostarme contigo? "
"No"
"Pues vale"

Los sirvientes del castillo no eran candelabros ni un reloj
Eran monos y unos loros
Que cuidaban con decoro
Del castillo y sus demás instalaciones

Bella se fijó en un cuadro
De un muchacho bien dotado
Y soñaba con amarlo
Y no es capaz de entender

Que ese príncipe es la bestia
Esta chica es algo espesa
Y tras darle muchas vueltas
Bella se empieza a cansar

"Te puedes marchar
Sé que quieres ver a tu papá...
Pero vuelves en dos meses
O me voy a suicidar"

Bella se vuelve a su casa
Mientras los días se pasan
Pero al volver se retrasa sin querer

La bestia está casi acabada
Bella no puede hacer nada
"Puedo acostarme contigo?"
"Bueno solo esta vez"

La bestia se durmió
Esa era su única intención
Y al amanecer el día
Como un hombre despertó

Una reina y un hada
A las puertas del castillo
"Como osa su plebeya acostarse con mi hijo"

"No alarméis su reina madre, ahora mismo yo os lo explico
Bella es hija de un hada y de su hermano el rey
Una relación penada y condenada por la ley

Un hada malvada decidió matar a Bella
Yo cogí a otra niña, la sustituí por ella
Y así vivió escondida con su "padre" el mercader
Y el destino la ha juntado con tu hijo al parecer"

Este es el final
De este cuento tan encantador
Y si no te has percatado
Bella y Bestia primos son

Beauty and the Beast (Original Story)

Once upon a time,
A prince, refined and pleasant,
Refused to marry
His wicked governess,

She was an evil fairy,
A scorned fox,
She turned him into a beast, oh bother!

But another fairy arrived,
A recent graduate,
"You will no longer be a beast when you find love."

Belle lived with her family,
Her poor father went bankrupt,
She played the harpsichord a lot,
And her sisters, with much hatred,
Criticized her for being popular with the townspeople,

"I'm going on a trip to make a fortune,
"Bring me a rose if you find one,
"Be quiet for a while, untimely,
So the father left,

He saw a castle on his way,
He was served a good wine,
And before leaving for his destination,
He picked a rose from the garden,

"I'm going to kill you,
That rose is from my garden,
But give me a daughter,
And let's forget the slip."

"I must give him a daughter,
"Let him have the prissy,
He never thought maybe she might not go...

"Now you live here,
"How cool!"
It was a shiny castle,
Full of magic and fun,
"Can I go to the west wing?"
"Go wherever you want, honey."

And every day after dinner, this situation occurred.
"Can I sleep with you?"
"No."
"Well, okay."

The servants in the castle were not candelabras or a clock,
They were monkeys and parrots,
Who took care of,
The castle and its other facilities.

Belle noticed a painting,
Of a well-endowed boy,
And she dreamed of loving him,
And she cannot understand,

That that prince is the beast,
This girl is a bit slow,
And after much thought,
Belle begins to get tired,

"You can go,
I know you want to see your dad...
But you come back in two months,
Or I'm going to kill myself."

Belle returns to her home,
While the days pass,
But when she comes back, she is delayed without wanting to,

The Beast is almost done,
Belle can't do anything,
"Can I sleep with you?"
"Well, just this once."

The Beast fell asleep,
That was his only intention,
And at daybreak,
He woke up as a man,

A queen and a fairy,
At the castle gates,
"How dare his commoner sleep with my son."

"Don't alarm your queen mother, I'll explain it to you right now,
Belle is the daughter of a fairy and her brother the king,
A relationship punished and condemned by the law,

An evil fairy decided to kill Belle,
I took another girl, replaced her with her,
And so she lived in hiding with her "father" the merchant,
And destiny has brought her together with your son, it seems"

This is the end,
Of this charming tale,
And if you haven't noticed,
Beauty and Beast are cousins,