Lyrics and translation S.A.R.S. - Sindrom Lidera Male Stranke

Sindrom Lidera Male Stranke

Nekad bio boranija, nem'o prebijenu banku
Naprasno odlučio da osnujem stranku
Preko politike do love, to je priča stara
Najbolji način da se ovde uzme para
Učlanio ženu, decu i par ortaka
Svastiku, taštu, zeta, frizerku, šuraka
Ime, povelju i statut registrov'o potom
Napravio i bedževe sa stranačkim motom
Ne ide mi loše, ne mora da se rinta
Ali samo kad si vlast - tu je prava kinta

Raspisani izbori i trka se sprema
Bez pet posto glasova ništa od skupštine nema
A zna se da glasovi ne padaju s neba
Zato bez blama ljubim dupe tamo gde treba
Sa svakakvim strankama uš'o u koaliciju
Sa željom da u stvarnost pretvorim fikciju
S punim ustima Srbije ja tu priču guram
A tamo gde treba - na manjine se furam
Na 'žandar palace' furam, na radnike pomalo
A i do seljaka meni je baš stalo

Posle pobede ja dobio resor u Vladi
Sada ja naređujem ko će šta da radi
I nema više hladnih klima, uređaj me hladi
Pored stare kuće, nova se gradi
Imam službeni auto i ličnog šofera
Imam jače obezbeđenje i od Tonija Blera
Sada tompuse pušim, pijem samo viskozu
Svakog dana kokainom pucam se po nosu
Ministarska fotelja ima značenje jako
Zato preko veze rodbinu zapošljavam lako
Jakim poslovnim ljudima usluge vršim
I puca mi baš što zakone ja kršim
Jedni me vole, drugi nazivaju skotom
Treći finansiraju pozamasnom svotom
Ako odem, ispuniću mnogima želju
Ali ne mogu, dupe mi je sraslo za fotelju

Leader of the Small Party Syndrome

Once an unemployed person, not even robbing a bank
Decided pointlessly to establish a party
Through politics to love, that's an old story
The best way to get money here
Enlisted wife, children and a few associates
Swastika, vanity, son-in-law, hairdresser, brother-in-law
Registered the name, charter and statute
Made badges with the party motto
Not going bad, no need to scream
But only when you are in power - that's where the real money is

Elections were announced and the race began
Without five percent of the vote there is no parliament
And it is known that votes do not fall from the sky
That's why I kiss ass without shame where I should
Entered into a coalition with all sorts of parties
With the desire to turn fiction into reality
With a mouth full of Serbia I push that story
And where I should - on minorities I ride
On 'police palace' I ride, on workers a little
And even to the peasants I care

After victory, I got a portfolio in the Government
Now I command who should do what
And no more cold air conditioners, the device cools me
Beside the old house, a new one is being built
I have an official car and a personal driver
I have stronger security than Tony Blair
Now I smoke cigars, I drink only whiskey
Every day I snort cocaine
The ministerial chair has a great meaning
That's why I easily employ relatives through connections
I do favors for powerful businessmen
And I don't care that I break the laws
Some love me, others call me a beast
Thirds finance me with a huge sum
If I leave, I will fulfill the wish of many
But I can't, my ass is fused to the chair