Lyrics and translation Shinoflow Con Ehler Danloss - Dos Players

Dos Players

Pa empezar te digo dos: Super mario Bros y Duck Hunt.
Con mi zapper gun, te hago bang.
Donde vas? No ves que tanto Luigi como Mario
Son dos mariquitas que han salido del armario.
Mira Sonic como corre y se vuelve Supersayan.
Con eso los niños se rayan y lo veo normal, es un erizo spídico.
El mando de la megadrive es para paraliticos,
Los botones se encallan.
De la super se te marcan y te duelen por la noche.
Maldita cruceta sin botón en diagonal!
Solo me molaba el Dragon Ball con el Goku,
La super es la consola para los niños del opus.
Corro con el juego del lotus a 120,
Con el StarWind, chip FX y modo 7.
Shigeru Miyamoto es el rey de los aparatos,
Al notas de la Sega no lo conoce ni el Tato.
Shigeru Miyamoto es un friki que moja poco,
Fijense: la princesa se parece a Vivi Andersen.
Deberias probar el virtua racing en 3D.
El mario kart dejaba ciego en el modo de 2 players.
Hago la chilena del Wordl Cup y meto gol!
70 horas de juego en el Super mario world,
Eso son juegos de ayer, prohibido amateurs.
Con la Game Boy podía jugar hasta en la calle.
Game Gear sus pilas duran media hora.
Tengo miopía por culpa de tu consola portátil.
Sabes que Koopa pierde aceite
Y que al cabo de unos años os robamos el Street Fighter,
Le pusimos turbo y mejoramos los sprites.
Echo the Dolphin: el primer juego para gays.
La mega CD solo servía para el Dragon's Lair,
Se ha quedado como excusa de que también innováis?
Si, bueno, cuantos megapixels tendría la GB Cámara?
Una foto en verde como un ovni pixelada.
Pinceladas? Artistas con el Mario paint
Porque no teníais vísceras ni sangre y os flipais.
Con 64, y con 32 se la comía la Sega Saturn.
La nes se la come aún! A la del logo azul,
Por eso está en los salones y la sega está en un baúl.
Calla! Las recreativas buenas siempre eran de Sega
Y con la Saturn pirateada juegas a la SNK.
Eran caca. La master sistem mala del copon,
Era tan mala que tuvieron que sacar otra versión,
Pero era diversión asegurada como todas,
Dejamos las consolas cuando nos echamos novia.

Un juego, dos players, tres horas de vicio...
Un juego, dos players, tres horas de vicio...

Two Players

To start with I tell you two: Super Mario Bros. and Duck Hunt.
With my zapper gun, I bang you.
Where are you going? Don't you see that both Luigi and Mario
Are two sissies who have come out of the closet.
Look at Sonic as he runs and becomes Supersayan.
That's what makes kids crazy and I see it as normal, he's a speedy hedgehog.
The Megadrive controller is for paralyzed people,
The buttons get stuck.
From the Super, they mark you and hurt you at night.
Cursed crosshair without a diagonal button!
All I liked was the Dragon Ball with Goku,
The Super is the console for the kids of the opus.
I run with the Lotus game at 120,
With the StarWind, FX chip and mode 7.
Shigeru Miyamoto is the king of gadgets,
The guys at Sega don't even know him.
Shigeru Miyamoto is a geek who doesn't get much action,
Look: the princess looks like Vivi Andersen.
You should try Virtua Racing in 3D.
Mario Kart would blind you in 2-player mode.
I do the bicycle kick from World Cup and score!
70 hours of gameplay in Super Mario World,
Those are yesterday's games, no amateurs allowed.
With the Game Boy I could play even on the street.
Game Gear batteries last half an hour.
I'm nearsighted because of your portable console.
You know that Koopa leaks oil
And that after a few years we stole Street Fighter from you,
We put it on turbo and improved the sprites.
Ecco the Dolphin: the first game for gays.
The Mega CD was only good for Dragon's Lair,
Did it become an excuse to say that you also innovate?
Yeah, well, how many megapixels would the GB Camera have?
A green photo like a pixelated UFO.
Brushstrokes? Artists with Mario Paint
Because you didn't have guts or blood and you get excited.
With 64, and with 32 the Sega Saturn ate it up.
The NES still beats it! To the one with the blue logo,
That's why it's in the arcades and the Sega is in a trunk.
Shut up! The good arcades were always from Sega
And with the pirated Saturn you play SNK.
They were crap. The Master System was awful,
It was so bad they had to release another version,
But it was guaranteed fun like all of them,
We quit the consoles when we got girlfriends.

One game, two players, three hours of addiction...
One game, two players, three hours of addiction...