Lyrics and translation Skandaali - Tervetuloo!

Tervetuloo!

Tervetuloo mun maailmaa, uhoo ja naimaa,/
Tuhoo ja flaidaa ja supolta haidaa,/
Kuuntele hetki ees, sul on vaa aikaa,/
T setti saa koneet putomaa taivaalt./
Elinrakkaan hoidan lehmii, narttui ja siipikarjaa,/
Lisks lytyy kenkii, farkkui ja hikipantaa,/
Oon itserakas, tietty oma nimi kaulaa,/
Ja vittuu yleis, kuha naiste hinkit baunssaa!/
M punchlainaa vaivat su hampaist paikat,/
Sit stadin al queda saattaa shanghaijaa faijas,/
M paan naistas, sille on stungun ja raippa,/
Ja sua varte ei oo ainakaa SeanJohn vaa vaippa,/
Haluut solvaa mua, mut kuulen"DamDamDaDaiDa",/
MIT S SANOIT!? "S tiedt One Love ja shaibaa",/
Jos o unihiri laske lampaita vaikka,/
M tiedn et ne kipsit on raskaita laittaa,/
S puhut Skandaali on rikottava, puskii, tuskin!/
Silvon sut raakan rullii ku kilon palan sushii,/
M teen baksit, s pyydt viikkorahaa mutsilt,/
S oot pieni porsas m oon iso paha susi,/
Vsn bluntin, imen sit puhkun ja puhellan,/
Sun puumajas puust alas ja luuttuan tukallas,/
Jos haluut halailla, kanna ruukkuja mukanas,/
Pysy must kaukan, anna ruusui ja kumarra,/

Welcome!

Welcome to my world, of madness and hate,/
Of destruction and chaos, and deep, dark fate./
Listen up for a moment, while you still have the chance,
Before my rhymes make planes fall from the sky in a trance./
In my life of pleasure, I tend to the cows, the bitches, and the birds,
I also have shoes, jeans, and headbands, for your viewing word./
I'm self-centered, of course, my own name around my neck,
And fuck the crowd, as long as the women's buns bounce in my direction!/
My punchlines will knock the fillings out of your teeth,
Then the city's al-Qaeda might shanghai your father,/span>I'll beat you with women, for that I have a stun gun and a whip,And for you, there will be no Sean John, only a diaper,/span>You want to insult me, but all I hear is "DamDamDaDaiDa",/WHAT DID YOU SAY!? "You know One Love and shaibaa",/If you're having trouble sleeping, count sheep instead,/span>I know those casts are heavy to put on your bed,/span>You say Skandaali must be destroyed, sucker, hardly!/span>I'll carve you into raw rolls like a pound of sushi,/span>I make the bucks, you beg your mom for allowance,You're a little pig, I'm the big, bad wolf,/span>I light a blunt, inhale it, exhale, and talk,I'll climb down from your treehouse and spank you with a broom,/span>If you want to hug, carry some flowers with you,Stay away from me, give me roses, and bow down,
I'll beat you with women, for that I have a stun gun and a whip,
And for you, there will be no Sean John, only a diaper,/span>You want to insult me, but all I hear is "DamDamDaDaiDa",/WHAT DID YOU SAY!? "You know One Love and shaibaa",/If you're having trouble sleeping, count sheep instead,/span>I know those casts are heavy to put on your bed,/span>You say Skandaali must be destroyed, sucker, hardly!/span>I'll carve you into raw rolls like a pound of sushi,/span>I make the bucks, you beg your mom for allowance,You're a little pig, I'm the big, bad wolf,/span>I light a blunt, inhale it, exhale, and talk,I'll climb down from your treehouse and spank you with a broom,/span>If you want to hug, carry some flowers with you,Stay away from me, give me roses, and bow down,
You want to insult me, but all I hear is "DamDamDaDaiDa",/
WHAT DID YOU SAY!? "You know One Love and shaibaa",/
If you're having trouble sleeping, count sheep instead,/span>I know those casts are heavy to put on your bed,/span>You say Skandaali must be destroyed, sucker, hardly!/span>I'll carve you into raw rolls like a pound of sushi,/span>I make the bucks, you beg your mom for allowance,You're a little pig, I'm the big, bad wolf,/span>I light a blunt, inhale it, exhale, and talk,I'll climb down from your treehouse and spank you with a broom,/span>If you want to hug, carry some flowers with you,Stay away from me, give me roses, and bow down,
I know those casts are heavy to put on your bed,/span>You say Skandaali must be destroyed, sucker, hardly!/span>I'll carve you into raw rolls like a pound of sushi,/span>I make the bucks, you beg your mom for allowance,You're a little pig, I'm the big, bad wolf,/span>I light a blunt, inhale it, exhale, and talk,I'll climb down from your treehouse and spank you with a broom,/span>If you want to hug, carry some flowers with you,Stay away from me, give me roses, and bow down,
You say Skandaali must be destroyed, sucker, hardly!/span>I'll carve you into raw rolls like a pound of sushi,/span>I make the bucks, you beg your mom for allowance,You're a little pig, I'm the big, bad wolf,/span>I light a blunt, inhale it, exhale, and talk,I'll climb down from your treehouse and spank you with a broom,/span>If you want to hug, carry some flowers with you,Stay away from me, give me roses, and bow down,
I'll carve you into raw rolls like a pound of sushi,/span>I make the bucks, you beg your mom for allowance,You're a little pig, I'm the big, bad wolf,/span>I light a blunt, inhale it, exhale, and talk,I'll climb down from your treehouse and spank you with a broom,/span>If you want to hug, carry some flowers with you,Stay away from me, give me roses, and bow down,
I make the bucks, you beg your mom for allowance,
You're a little pig, I'm the big, bad wolf,/span>I light a blunt, inhale it, exhale, and talk,I'll climb down from your treehouse and spank you with a broom,/span>If you want to hug, carry some flowers with you,Stay away from me, give me roses, and bow down,
I light a blunt, inhale it, exhale, and talk,
I'll climb down from your treehouse and spank you with a broom,/span>If you want to hug, carry some flowers with you,Stay away from me, give me roses, and bow down,
If you want to hug, carry some flowers with you,
Stay away from me, give me roses, and bow down,