Lyrics Myzterious Mizster Jones - Slade

Myzsterious Mizster Jones
He'll wanna read your palm and keep you calm
Got a voodoo head on a lucky charm
With a snake tattoo going down his arm -
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
Well, he's the living proof of eternal youth
Got an icecold diamond in his tooth.
And the walls will tumble when he hits the roof -
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
Oh, what's good for him is bad for me
Oh, it's hard to break a myzstery
A double dealing hero
To bring you down to zero
His origins unkown and he ain't got no home -
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
He's into shooting stars
Eccentric cars
Grew up fussing, fighting in the bars
All he's got to show for it's the battle scars -
The myzsterious Mizster Jones.
Oh, what's good for him is bad for me
Oh, it's hard to break a myzstery
A double dealing hero
To bring you down to zero
His origins unkown and he ain't got no home -
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
Whatever makes him tick
Go take your pick
With a five line rhyming limerick
Is it his silver tongue?
Well maybe that's the trick
Of the myzsterious Mizster Jones.
Oh, what's good for him is bad for me
Oh, it's hard to break a myzstery
A double dealing hero
To bring you down to zero
His origins unkown and he ain't got no home -
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
The myzsterious Mizster Jones
The myzsterious Mizster Jones