Lyrics Brian Pitches Ideas - Starbomb
Danny,
Arin,
get
in
here
fast!
Oh
geez,
yeah,
what's
going
on?
I
have
an
amazing
song
idea
for
the
band
Okay!
Yeah!
Alright
ready?
Here
me
out
The
Ocarina
of
CRIME,
of
crime!
So
like
every
time
link
blows
it,
crimes
happen!
Arin
can
I
talk
to
you
over
here
for
a
second
please?
Yyyyup!
(Disapproving
whispering)
We
love
it!
So
good!
I
know!
I
know-
I'm
VERY
good
at
these
ideas
I
DO
have
another
one!
If
you
wanna
hear
it?
Yeah,
of
course!
I
mean
yeah!
Okay,
so,
it's
a
song-
not
about
the
Super
Mario
Bros
But
the
Super
Mario
BRAS
like
they're
always
wearing
bras!
Ehhhh-
Dan
can
I
talk
to
you
over
here
for
a
second?
Yeah,
of
course
(More
various
whispers
of
disapproval)
IT'S
AWESOME
Another
winner!
So
good!
That's
what
I
do,
I'm
so
good
at
my
job!
I
do
have
one-
now
this-this-
This
one
might
be
a
bit
of
a
stretch-
uh-
I
do
have
one
more
Yeah?
Ok!
What
if
we
did
a
song
about
a
government
that
TRULY
represented
the
people,
like,
a
TRUE
democracy
Where
EVERYONE
had
a
voice
Where
they
really
took
care
of
us!
Where
our
taxes
went
towards
things
that
MATTERED
Not
BULLSHIT
that
happens
in
Washington
Not
that
pork-barrel
stuff
you
hear
all
the
time
But
things
that
ACTUALLY
made
a
difference
In
the
lives
of
everyday
citizens
like
you
and
me
What
if
we
did
a
song,
about
changing
the
WORLD
Arin
can
I
talk
to
you
for
a
second?
(What's
up?)
(That
was
actually
a
really
good
idea)
(I
know
I
was
kind
of
thrown
off
my
his
thoughtfulness
And
his
view
point
on
the
state
of
the
world
And
how
it
can
be
improved)
(Maybe
we
could
change
this
country
for
the
better)
(Agreed)
That
was
actually
really
solid!
That
was
really
smart
Thank
you,
I
put
a
lot
of
thought
into
that
But
DUMP
THAT
PIECE
OF
SHIT
Because
what
if
we
did
a
song
About
how
Arin
wants
to
fuck
the
jar
from
Elden
Ring
AWESOME!!
1 The Simple Plot of Silent Hill 2
2 That Feels Incredible
3 Falling Diagonally
4 Wheel of Misfortune
5 Aw Damn, It’s a New Starbomb!
6 Pokémon Smash or Pass
7 Nintendo Online’s Greatest Announcement
8 Brian Pitches Ideas
9 Kiss the Elden Ring
10 Mario À La Kart
11 The Biggest Dick in Hyrule
12 Krobus Is Hot
13 Joy - Con Drift
14 Sonic’s Last Ring
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