Lyrics Brian Pitches Ideas - Starbomb

Danny, Arin, get in here fast!

Oh geez, yeah, what's going on?

I have an amazing song idea for the band

Okay!

Yeah!

Alright ready? Here me out
The Ocarina of CRIME, of crime!
So like every time link blows it, crimes happen!

Arin can I talk to you over here for a second please?

Yyyyup!

(Disapproving whispering)

We love it!

So good!

I know! I know- I'm VERY good at these ideas
I DO have another one! If you wanna hear it?

Yeah, of course!

I mean yeah!

Okay, so, it's a song- not about the Super Mario Bros
But the Super Mario BRAS like they're always wearing bras!

Ehhhh- Dan can I talk to you over here for a second?

Yeah, of course

(More various whispers of disapproval)

IT'S AWESOME

Another winner!

So good!

That's what I do, I'm so good at my job!
I do have one- now this-this-
This one might be a bit of a stretch- uh-
I do have one more

Yeah?

Ok!

What if we did a song about a government that
TRULY represented the people, like, a TRUE democracy
Where EVERYONE had a voice
Where they really took care of us!
Where our taxes went towards things that MATTERED
Not BULLSHIT that happens in Washington
Not that pork-barrel stuff you hear all the time
But things that ACTUALLY made a difference
In the lives of everyday citizens like you and me
What if we did a song, about changing the WORLD

Arin can I talk to you for a second?

(What's up?)

(That was actually a really good idea)

(I know I was kind of thrown off my his thoughtfulness
And his view point on the state of the world
And how it can be improved)

(Maybe we could change this country for the better)

(Agreed)

That was actually really solid!

That was really smart

Thank you, I put a lot of thought into that
But DUMP THAT PIECE OF SHIT
Because what if we did a song
About how Arin wants to fuck the jar from Elden Ring

AWESOME!!