Knas - Robin S. , Laidback Luke translation in German

Knas

{* Dr. Dre's "What's the Difference? " Instrumental Version plays in Background*}
[Eminem:]
Heyyy!
[Steve Berman:]
Hey, EM, what's up?
[Eminem:]
Steve Berman.
What's goin' on, man, how you doin? Good to see you again. Whassup?
[Steve Berman:]
EM, could you come here and have a seat, please?
[Eminem:]
Umm, yeah, what's...
[Steve Berman:]
Vannessa, shut the door.
[Secretary]
Okay.
[Eminem:]
So what's up? How's orders looking for the first week?
[Steve Berman:]
It would be better if you gave me nothing at all.
[Eminem:]
Wh-
[Steve Berman:]
This album is less than nothing.
I can't sell this fucking record.
[Eminem:]
Wha-
[Steve Berman:]
Do you know what's happening to me out there?
[Eminem:]
Wh-wha-what's the problem?
[Steve Berman:]
Violent Ground told me to go fuck myself!
[Eminem:]
Who's Violent...?
[Steve Berman:]
Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass!
Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
[Eminem:]
But, I-
[Steve Berman:]
I'm gonna lose my fuckin' job over this.
You know why Dre's record was so successful?
He's rappin' about big-screen TV's, blunts, 40's and bitches.
You're rappin' about homosexuals and Vicadin.
[Eminem:]
I mean...
[Steve Berman:]
I can't sell this shit!
[Eminem:]
What...
[Steve Berman:]
Either change the record or it's not coming out!
[Eminem:]
What, I...
[Steve Berman:]
Now get the fuck out of my office!
[Eminem:]
What am I supposed...
[Steve Berman:]
NOW!
[Eminem:]
Alright man, whatever.

Knas

{* Dr. Dre's "What's the Difference?" Instrumentalversion läuft im Hintergrund*}
[Eminem:]
Heyyy!
[Steve Berman:]
Hey, EM, was geht ab?
[Eminem:]
Steve Berman.
Was geht ab, Mann, wie geht's dir? Schön, dich wiederzusehen. Was gibt's?
[Steve Berman:]
EM, könntest du bitte herkommen und dich setzen?
[Eminem:]
Ähm, ja, was ist...
[Steve Berman:]
Vannessa, schließ die Tür.
[Sekretärin]
Okay.
[Eminem:]
Also, was gibt's? Wie sehen die Bestellungen für die erste Woche aus?
[Steve Berman:]
Es wäre besser, wenn du mir gar nichts gegeben hättest.
[Eminem:]
W-
[Steve Berman:]
Dieses Album ist weniger als nichts.
Ich kann diese verdammte Platte nicht verkaufen.
[Eminem:]
Wa-
[Steve Berman:]
Weißt du, was mir da draußen passiert?
[Eminem:]
W-w-was ist das Problem?
[Steve Berman:]
Violent Ground hat mir gesagt, ich soll mich ficken!
[Eminem:]
Wer ist Violent...?
[Steve Berman:]
Tower Records hat mir gesagt, ich soll mir diese Platte in den Arsch schieben!
Weißt du, wie es sich anfühlt, gesagt zu bekommen, man solle sich eine Platte in den Arsch schieben?
[Eminem:]
Aber, ich-
[Steve Berman:]
Ich werde meinen verdammten Job deswegen verlieren.
Weißt du, warum Dres Platte so erfolgreich war?
Er rappt über Großbildfernseher, Blunts, 40s und Bitches.
Du rappst über Homosexuelle und Vicodin.
[Eminem:]
Ich meine...
[Steve Berman:]
Ich kann diesen Scheiß nicht verkaufen!
[Eminem:]
Was...
[Steve Berman:]
Entweder du änderst die Platte oder sie kommt nicht raus!
[Eminem:]
Was, ich...
[Steve Berman:]
Jetzt verpiss dich aus meinem Büro!
[Eminem:]
Was soll ich denn...
[Steve Berman:]
SOFORT!
[Eminem:]
Okay Mann, wie auch immer.