Lyrics and translation Stomy Bugsy - Drôle de vie

Drôle de vie

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Refrain x2
Drole de vie un jdoi passée la soirée a rire avec mon ami que j'doi refroidir drole de vie un j'doi passée la soirée a rire avec mon ami mais j'doi en finir

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Refrain x2

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Refrain x

Désolé cété toi ou moi cété a la vie a la mort

Funny Life

Funny life with my head in the clouds, my thoughts in a storm. My heart beats wildly like a drum. I move through the nocturnal wilderness, heading to my friend's place. I ponder how I can kill him without causing him to suffer. I'm holding the piano cord, thinking, "Oh no! We've spent so many years together, hanging out. Lord, why did you take him away, you bastard?" I'm standing at the threshold of his door, and I wonder who opened it. It's me. We need to talk about the family. He opens the door cautiously, holding a gun. He puts it down, and I know we're in trouble because his mother is crazy. NOOO! I've settled this. Come on, let's talk about it over a beer and some good food, baby. I'll be right back. He kisses his wife and kids, and we leave.
Chorus x2
Funny life, I have to spend the evening laughing with my friend that I have to kill. Funny life, I have to spend the evening laughing with my friend, but I have to end it.

We arrive at the restaurant and get a table in the back. Do you remember when we made a million here? We sit down, eat, and devour our food like crazy. We tell funny jokes, we laugh out loud, and we slap each other's hands. But for him, there will be no tomorrow, even though he stole it. It's the way it is in the family. If you mess with someone, you get killed. God, I could have chosen someone else to kill him. I've risked my life for him dozens of times, and now I have to take his. I'll tell them I couldn't find him. I keep thinking about telling him to run right now. My phone rings. Hello? Yeah, yeah. I know we're at the restaurant with him. After you eat, you'll go with him and send him to hell. Yeah, darling. I'll be home around midnight. Don't worry.

Chorus x2

Three hours later, we're both drunk. We can barely even talk. The bill arrives, and I offer to pay. I'm not even going to rob him, even though I'm supposed to kill him. We get in my car, and before I start it, I look at him one last time, alive because in three turns, I'll send him to the afterlife. And tomorrow morning, I'll say a prayer for him to give me courage. I turn on the radio, hoping to find a song that will motivate me. We find a classic by funky music. He sings, "Let's move, music, let's have fun." But I'm in the car with an automatic weapon. The third turn arrives, and the bastard gets me. How did he know?
Chorus x

Sorry, it was you or me. It was a matter of life or death.