Lyrics Just a Few Things That I Ain't - The Beautiful South
When
you
called
me
a
useless
druggie
At
least
you
got
half
of
it
right
When
you
called
me
a
hopeless
alcoholic
I′m
only
hopeless
after
nine
at
night
And
when
I
said
you
came
staggering
home
blind
drunk
If
I
didn't
you′d
get
terrible
fright
And
if
this
is
the
land
of
hope
and
glory
Where's
the
land
of
hope
but
not
quite
I've
been
scruff
bag,
dirt
bag,
always
someone′s
binbag
But
never
been
bono
or
sting
However
I
dressed
never
really
impressed
So
they
never
got
to
hear
a
damn
thing
I′ve
been
bad
man,
sad
man,
certified
mad
But
never
007
or
saint
Trendsetter,
go-getter,
international
jet
setter
Are
just
a
few
things
that
I
ain't
Trendsetter,
go-getter,
international
jet
setter
Are
just
a
few
things
that
I
ain′t
The
time
you
told
class
I
was
a
half
wit
Was
my
very
first
50%
Previous
best
in
any
other
test
Was
either
stolen
copied
or
lent
And
when
you
branded
me
and
every
single
one
of
my
mates
A
waste
of
time
and
effort
to
teach
Why'd
you
give
us
sums
if
our
only
hope
was
bums
On
someone
else′s
deckchair
and
beach
I've
been
smart-arse,
mardy-arse,
on-and-off-a-lard-arse
But
never
been
a
legend
to
god
New
thing
dumb
thing
even
last
year′s
thing
Headbang?
- not
even
a
nod!
I've
been
left-wing,
secure-wing,
lost
stripes,
gained
winged
We've
never
caused
a
lady
to
faint
Wideboy,
ladyboy,
read
it
in
the
paper
boy
A
few
things
they
said
that
I
ain′t
Wideboy,
ladyboy,
read
it
in
the
paper
boy
A
few
things
they
said
that
I
ain′t
When
popularity
soared,
hometown
and
abroad
I
spent
most
of
it
trying
to
breathe
in
Always
ill
at
ease,
too
willing
to
please
An
inferior
life's
bargain
bin
When
you
come
from
a
background
of
bargain
bins
You′re
bound
to
fear
it
ends
where
it
begins
So
when
nation
adored
we
felt
more
of
a
fraud
And
too
phoney
to
celebrate
wins
I've
been
scruff
bag,
dirt
bag,
always
someone′s
binbag
But
never
been
bono
or
sting
However
I
dressed
never
really
impressed
So
they
never
got
to
hear
a
damn
thing
I've
been
bad
man,
sad
man,
certified
mad
But
never
007
or
saint
Trendsetter,
go-getter,
international
jet
setter
Are
just
a
few
things
that
I
ain′t
Trendsetter,
go-getter,
international
jet
setter
Are
just
a
few
things
that
I
ain't
1 Song For Whoever
2 A Little Time
3 Prettiest Eyes
4 Don't Marry Her
5 Alone
6 The Table
7 Old Red Eyes Is Back
8 Window Shopping for Blinds
9 Good As Gold (Stupid As Mud)
10 Closer Than Most
11 Baby Please Go
12 You Keep It All In
13 Dumb
14 36D - Short Version
15 From Under The Covers
16 Let Love Speak Up Itself - Paul Heaton Version
17 Masculine Eclipse
18 Perfect 10
19 Rotterdam (Or Anywhere)
20 Let Go With the Flow
21 Bell Bottomed Tear
22 I'll Sail This Ship Alone
23 Just a Few Things That I Ain't
24 Liars' Bar
25 Have You Ever Been Away
26 We Are Each Other
27 The Root Of All Evil
28 Hit Parade
29 My Book
30 Losing Things
31 Everybody's Talkin'
32 Property Quiz
33 One Last Love Song
34 Mirror
35 One God
36 Blackbird On The Wire - Radio Edit
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