Lyrics Quiche Lorraine - The B-52's

The skies are charcoal grey
It's a dreary downtown day
But at the end of my 30-foot leash
Is my little friend Quiche
Quiche La Poodle is her name
And having a good time on a crummy day is our game!

Quiche, Quiche Lorraine
(Quiche, Quiche Lorraine)
(Quiche, Quiche Lorraine)

Everyday I take her out, yeah!
She runs around, and she shouts out "Bark, yeah!"
Cause she's a good doggie
She's a sweet, sweet, sweet puppy! (Arf Arf)
And I know she'll stick by me, yeah!

Oh no! Here comes a Great Dane (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine)
Trottin' down the lane (Quiche)
Quiche, Quiche, Quiche come back here (Quiche Lorraine)
Don't leave me
I'll go insane!
I'll go insane!

How do you like that?

Has anybody seen
A dog dyed dark green
About two inches tall
With a strawberry blonde fall
Sunglasses and a bonnet
And designer jeans with appliques on it?
The dog that brought me so much joy
Left me wallowing in pain!
Quiche Lorraine!

I'll show her!
Do you see the key in my hand?
I'm gonna throw it in the lake!
Yeah, you've been so rotten to me
You take the cake!
I'm just gonna lock the door to your kennel
And just you try and come back to me!
Yea, you'll see (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine)
You mangey mutt! (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine)
I'm talking about Quiche! (Quiche, Quiche Lorraine)
Quiche Lorraine!