Lyrics and translation The Longest Johns - Shipping Forecast

Shipping Forecast

And now the Shipping Forecast, issued by the Met Office,
On behalf of the Maritime and Coastguard Agency, at 1700 hours today.
North Utsire, South Utsire, Forties, Cromarty. Northwesterly 5 to 7,
Occasionally gale 8, backing southwesterly,
And decreasing 3 for a time. Rain later. Moderate, becoming good.
Humber, Shannon. Northeasterly 6. Good,
Growing steadily, becoming 7. Happy birthday.
Tyne, Thames, Forth. Little bit, muchly.
32 long, size 8, becoming smart later.
Dogger, Fisher, Dover. I hardly knew her.
Viking. Arriving soon, leaving later with your wife.
Fair Isle, Faeroes, Pyramid, Sphinx.
Biscay, Fastnet, Dialup, Broadband.
Lundy, Mardi, Mercredi. Plymouth? No.
German Bight. Watch out for that.
Portland, FitzRoy. Moving forward, 22 yards. Touchdown.
Irish Sea, Irish stew, Baileys, Hebrides.
Rockall, Sole. One fish, two fish. Red fish, blue fish.
Trafalgar. Rectangular, becoming square.
And finally, Longest Johns.
Starting strong, 7 or 8, becoming not so poor, then good.
That was the Shipping Forecast for
1700 hours, Wednesday, 18th of August.

Prévisions maritimes

Et maintenant les prévisions maritimes, émises par le Met Office,
Au nom de l'Agence maritime et de la garde côtière, à 17h00 aujourd'hui.
North Utsire, South Utsire, Forties, Cromarty. Nord-ouest 5 à 7,
Parfois force 8, virant au sud-ouest,
Et diminuant à 3 pendant un certain temps. Pluie plus tard. Modéré, devenant bon.
Humber, Shannon. Nord-est 6. Bon,
Augmentant progressivement, devenant 7. Joyeux anniversaire.
Tyne, Thames, Forth. Un peu, beaucoup.
32 longs, taille 8, devenant élégant plus tard.
Dogger, Fisher, Dover. Je la connaissais à peine.
Viking. Arrivée bientôt, départ plus tard avec ta femme.
Fair Isle, Féroé, Pyramide, Sphinx.
Biscaye, Fastnet, Dialup, Broadband.
Lundy, Mardi, Mercredi. Plymouth ? Non.
Baie allemande. Fais attention à ça.
Portland, FitzRoy. Avançant, 22 yards. Atterrissage.
Mer d'Irlande, Pot au feu irlandais, Baileys, Hébrides.
Rockall, Sole. Un poisson, deux poissons. Poisson rouge, poisson bleu.
Trafalgar. Rectangulaire, devenant carré.
Et enfin, The Longest Johns.
Départ fort, 7 ou 8, devenant pas si mauvais, puis bon.
C'était les prévisions maritimes pour
17h00, mercredi 18 août.