Lyrics Johnny Brown - The Whiskeydicks

Johnny Brown was eight-foot-three
He rowed a whale through the Bering Sea
His giant hands all gnarled from the bloody fights he'd won
And when he pulls around ye' lads
You better stick around and change your plans
He smells your fear
And the only thing that will save you is a drink
So all you gather 'round and pray
And toast to hell and drink away
Johnny's pouring fire and there's no where to run (Hey)

But she dressed up for me I can barely stand I can barely see
Why'd I go out drinking at the docks
But she dressed up for me I can barely stand I can barely see
Why'd I go out drinking at the docks
I don't know

There's proof, you see
He's big and strong
Tamed a bear that was thirty feet long
When he claps his hands it is said that it will rain
And why to you all this I say
I was absentee that day
But the ladies never trust you when you're telling them the truth
(Hey)

But she dressed up for me
I can barely stand I can barely see
Why'd I go out drinking at the docks
But she dressed up for me
I can barely stand I can barely see
Why'd I go out drinking at the docks
I don't know

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I've got the spins, oh (Have another have another have another go)
I've got the spins, oh (Have another have another have another go)
I've got the spins, oh (Have another have another have another go)
I've got the spins, oh (Have another have another have another go)
I've got the spins, oh (Have another have another have another go)
I've got the spins, oh (Have another have another have another go)
I've got the spins, oh (Have another have another have another go)
I've got the spins, oh (Yeah)

But she dressed up for me I can barely stand I can barely see
Why'd I go out drinking at the docks
But she dressed up for me I can barely stand I can barely see
Why'd I go out drinking at the docks
I don't know