Lyrics Slug - Pick a Pocket or Two - Trampolene

Of all the men I've met
Who've owned a cherished pet
I've yet to meet one who
Had a slug among their zoo
It's surely not a crime
To be all covered in slime
Being green small & squidgy
Don't mean I don't find you pretty
The common back-yard slug
Is not just any garden bug
He is friendly & he is kind
& He leaves a lovely trail behind
I think you'll find I'm right
When I say slugs don't fight
Or spit or shout or swear
Or stick chewing gum in your hair
He moves around quite slowly
He'll even leave your cabbage holy
But he's not an insect sinner
It's just his idea of dinner
Most slugs are rather lonely
So if you see your one & only
Pick him up & kiss him
Coz when he's gone
I'm sure you'll miss him
He's sensitive he is hearty
And he's a bit shy at a party
So please don't be a mug
And Always remember to give a slug a hug