Lyrics and translation TrollfesT - Kaptein Kaos

Kaptein Kaos

Ein oppspilt Kaos står midt i byen
Erfinder trollet har skapt den første tidsmaskin
Den står og oser av teknologi
Utstyrt med pumper stemt i quantum harmony
Kaptein trer inn i sin maskin
Kaptein trykker, tiden flyr forbi
Så langt tilbake, fem på store smell
Kaptein trer ut, men der e det
Ingenting aent enn ei lunta
Kaptein Kaos, han fant ei lunta,
Kaptein Kaos, jævla store lunta,
Kaptein Kaos tenner på ei lunta
Rulle rundt i rallrhatt. Kaptein kjører tidsmaskin
Rulle rundt rir pumplens prakt. Kaptein kjører tidsmaskin
Rulle rundt i rallrhatt. Kaptein kjører tidsmaskin
Rulle rundt rir pumplens prakt. Ute og lager faenskap, tommel
Opp for faenskap!
Kaptein roller over tidens tann
Er setzten Fra sich sukkertøy undt Zahnschmerzen
Det neste stoppet i tidshoppet er den
Første utgave av fleircella liv
Kaptein Kaos smake på ursuppa, Kaptein Kaos like ikkje suppa
Kaptein Kaos spytte oppi suppa, Kaptein Kaos ødelegge
Utsletta fleir cella liv
Kaptein Kaos smake på ursuppa, Kaptein Kaos like ikkje suppa
Kaptein Kaos spytte oppi suppa, Kaptein Kaos ødelegge
Kaptein Kaos seiler på tvers av tid
Han får et aent heilt nytt perspektiv
Er ser at tidens tann fortærer alle mann

Captain Chaos

An excited chaos stands in the middle of the city
The inventor troll has created the first time machine
It stands and oozes technology
Equipped with pumps tuned in quantum harmony
Captain steps into his machine
Captain presses, time flies by
So far back, five on the big bang
Captain steps out, but there's
Nothing but a wick
Captain Chaos, he found a wick,
Captain Chaos, fucking big wick
Captain Chaos lights a wick
Rolling around in a drunkard's hat. Captain drives a time machine
Rolling around rides the pump's splendor. Captain drives a time machine
Rolling around in a drunkard's hat. Captain drives a time machine
Rolling around rides the pump's splendor. Out and making mischief, thumb
Up for mischief!
Captain rolls over the tooth of time
He puts on candy and a toothache
The next stop in time leap is that
The first edition of multicellular life
Captain Chaos tastes the primordial soup, Captain Chaos doesn't like the soup
Captain Chaos spits into the soup, Captain Chaos spoils
Wiped out multicellular life
Captain Chaos tastes the primordial soup, Captain Chaos doesn't like the soup
Captain Chaos spits into the soup, Captain Chaos spoils
Captain Chaos sails across time
He gets a whole new perspective
He sees that the tooth of time is consuming everyone