Lyrics and translation Ugly Duckling - Introduckling

Introduckling

(Ladies and gentlemen
The one and only
Takin care of plenty, plenty of business
Fantastically [...]
And we're about ready to have a party)

(*crowd cheers*)

(*Young Einstein cuts up*)
(Get down)
(Gimme an intro)

(Everybody say)
U-g-l-y
U-g-l-y
(Everybody say)
U-g-l-y
U-g-l-y

[ Andy C ]
Introduction of the Ugly Duckling, we're here
(?) microphone, when you put one in, gonna get it in gear
When you make a tight fist, put it in the air
Then you pump it like this
I do more legwork than a centipede
Or when you're goin uphill on a 10-speed
When I MC I harness energy
Break mics like sellery with mental telepathy
Then I melt them down till they vaporize
Then imprinted on the ground by my laser eyes
(Oh yeah) It's Andy, Dustin and Rod
Makin listeners applaud with their heads when they nod

[ Dizzy Dustin ]
Put the motor in the red, I've got the hot shred
And some Monroe Shocks for rocks on the road ahead
Like fire drills we keep you on your heels
With the analog sound off the two-inch reels
Wherever I'm at I burn a hole in the map
Like a Cartwright, but I spark mics
Ignite and keep it tighter than a facelift
There's so much flavor in the air, you can taste it
Leave it up to me to put the b in b-boy
I bring a point to your ear - like Leonard Nemoy
Dizzy Dustin is my nom de plume
In bloom on this Ugly introduction tune

(Get down)
(Gimme an intro)

(Everybody say)
U-g-l-y
U-g-l-y
(Everybody say)
U-g-l-y
Rrrrrhhaa!

[ Andy C ]
Check, check, check out my melody, I'm havin some fun
Goin Public like the Enemy - Number One
Steppin on the scene with or without pay
Gettin Wilder than Gene till the crowd goes (Hey!)
I rock events with much confidence
And catch compliments on all continents
So clap your hands everybody, Germany to Amsterdam
From the USA to the whole UK, Scandinavia and Japan

[ Dizzy Dustin ]
We been overseas, on tour with the JB's
Dizzy Dustin's introduction for this new LP
[ Andy C ]
Now we don't record keyboard
I use it for a kneeboard
We're not the other groups
We only ride loops (fat loops)
We keep it pure, been into this before
Rap had it's own section in the record store
And that's how it is, you can ask Diz
Listen for yourself, here he is

[ Dizzy Dustin ]
(Well alright)
There's three in UD, we're each from Long Beach
While Andy and I write, Rod searches for beats
They call him Einstein and everywhere you find us
He's right behind us where the DJ stands
Pullin out black plates from one of his many crates
Scratchin like the Supreme Team with his hands

Einstein

(*Young Einstein scratches*)

U-g-l-y
U-g-l-y
(Everybody say)
U-g-l-y
U-g-l-y
(Everybody say)
U-g-l-y
U-g-l-y
(Everybody say)
U-g-l-y
U-g-l-y

Introduckling

(Mesdames et messieurs
Le seul et unique
S'occupant de beaucoup, beaucoup d'affaires
Fantastiquement [...]
Et nous sommes sur le point de faire la fête)

(*la foule applaudit*)

(*Young Einstein se lâche*)
(Descends)
(Donne-moi une intro)

(Tout le monde dit)
U-g-l-y
U-g-l-y
(Tout le monde dit)
U-g-l-y
U-g-l-y

[ Andy C ]
Introduction de l'Ugly Duckling, nous sommes là
(?) microphone, quand tu en mets un, tu vas le mettre en marche
Quand tu fais un poing serré, lève-le en l'air
Ensuite, tu le pompes comme ça
Je fais plus de travail de jambes qu'un mille-pattes
Ou quand tu montes une colline sur un vélo à 10 vitesses
Quand je fais du MC, je canalise l'énergie
Je casse des micros comme de la celeri avec la télépathie mentale
Puis je les fais fondre jusqu'à ce qu'ils se vaporisent
Puis je les imprime sur le sol avec mes yeux laser
(Oh yeah) C'est Andy, Dustin et Rod
Faire applaudir les auditeurs avec la tête quand ils hochent la tête

[ Dizzy Dustin ]
Met le moteur dans le rouge, j'ai le shredding chaud
Et des amortisseurs Monroe pour les rochers sur la route qui s'annonce
Comme des exercices d'incendie, on te tient sur tes talons
Avec le son analogique des bobines de deux pouces
Où que je sois, je brûle un trou dans la carte
Comme un Cartwright, mais je fais des étincelles
J'enflamme et je maintiens plus serré qu'un lifting
Il y a tellement de saveur dans l'air, tu peux la goûter
Laisse-moi ajouter le b à b-boy
Je porte un point à ton oreille - comme Leonard Nemoy
Dizzy Dustin est mon nom de plume
En fleurs sur ce morceau d'introduction d'Ugly

(Descends)
(Donne-moi une intro)

(Tout le monde dit)
U-g-l-y
U-g-l-y
(Tout le monde dit)
U-g-l-y
Rrrrrhhaa!

[ Andy C ]
Check, check, check out my melody, I'm havin some fun
Goin Public like the Enemy - Number One
Steppin on the scene with or without pay
Gettin Wilder than Gene till the crowd goes (Hey!)
I rock events with much confidence
And catch compliments on all continents
So clap your hands everybody, Germany to Amsterdam
From the USA to the whole UK, Scandinavia and Japan

[ Dizzy Dustin ]
We been overseas, on tour with the JB's
Dizzy Dustin's introduction for this new LP
[ Andy C ]
Now we don't record keyboard
I use it for a kneeboard
We're not the other groups
We only ride loops (fat loops)
We keep it pure, been into this before
Rap had it's own section in the record store
And that's how it is, you can ask Diz
Listen for yourself, here he is

[ Dizzy Dustin ]
(Well alright)
There's three in UD, we're each from Long Beach
While Andy and I write, Rod searches for beats
They call him Einstein and everywhere you find us
He's right behind us where the DJ stands
Pullin out black plates from one of his many crates
Scratchin like the Supreme Team with his hands

Einstein

(*Young Einstein scratches*)

U-g-l-y
U-g-l-y
(Tout le monde dit)
U-g-l-y
U-g-l-y
(Tout le monde dit)
U-g-l-y
U-g-l-y
(Tout le monde dit)
U-g-l-y
U-g-l-y