Lyrics Plastic Paddy's Day - Uncle Bard & the Dirty Bastards
It's
March
again,
the
day
has
come
When
everything
goes
green
The
stereotypes
will
rise
again
The
hats,
the
drinks,
the
beards
Call
it
Paddy's,
call
it
Patty's
Well
lads
who
fucking
cares
Tonight
we'll
have
a
"grand
craic"
Even
if
I
don't
know
what
it
is
The
other
day
I
was
walking
down
on
Eden
Quay
I
was
filled
with
wonder
'cause
there
was
no
Leprechauns
I
saw
no
fecking
elves
or
druids
and
pots
of
gold
But
what
they
call
"knackers"
searching
for
a
shot
In
the
pub
I
asked
for
an
"Irish
car
bomb"
But
the
rude
lad
said
to
me
"hey
listen,
go
feck
off"
So
I
asked
for
a
green
beer,
like
I
got
in
NY
streets
But
they
gave
me
a
Nastro
with
puke
in
the
glass
So
happy
folking
Plastic
Paddy's
day
When
everyone
goes
green
Except
the
Irishmen
Be
Busto,
Boston,
New
York,
Chicago
or
Casürezz
Just
drink
and
make
a
fool
of
you
For
Plastic
Paddy's
day
I
went
back
to
Temple
Bar
in
great
haste
and
fear
Since
I
wanted
to
preserve
the
teeth
I
had
in
me
mouth
I
paid
my
seven
euro
for
an
iced
pint
of
stout
But
as
everyone
knows
Guinness
here
is
not
the
same
Thanks
goodness
I
found
a
few
americans
there
So
we
went
out
singing
aloud
along
Merchant's
Quay
First
"Whiskey
in
the
Jar"
and
then
a
Garth
Brooks'
song
Could
it
be
a
better
way
to
celebrate
today?
So
happy
folking
Plastic
Paddy's
day
When
everyone
goes
green
Except
the
Irishmen
Be
Busto,
Boston,
New
York,
Chicago
or
Casürezz
Just
drink
and
make
a
fool
of
you
For
Plastic
Paddy's
day
Well
I
am
holding
forth
here
from
the
stage
But
I
don't
really
know
if
I'm
different
from
them
Cause
I
collect
me
money
singing
pub
'n'
drinking
songs
And
all
the
dignity
I
had,
it
was
lost
with
this
song
I'm
sorry
lads
I
have
probably
drank
too
much
tonight
Cause
I
hardly
know
who
and
where
I
fecking
am
But
anyway
Jaysus
I
see
that
I'm
the
only
one
Inside
this
bloody
hell
without
a
huge
green
paddy
hat
So
happy
folking
Plastic
Paddy's
day
When
everyone
goes
green
Except
the
Irishmen
Be
Busto,
Boston,
New
York,
Chicago
or
Casürezz
Just
drink
and
make
a
fool
of
you
For
Plastic
Paddy's
day
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