Lyrics and translation Vice Ganda - Palong Palo

Palong Palo

Nanginginig na naman
Ang puso kong sawa ng masaktan
Oh, woah, oh, woah, oh

Naglalaro
Sa aking isip
Mali bang magmahal ng sagad?

Bakit kailangan pang mawala?
Bakit kailangan pang mawala?

Palong-palo sa kalungkutan
Ayoko ng umasa sa wala
Palong-palo sa kalungkutan
Ayoko ng mag-isa
Ayoko ng mag-isa

Kumakati na naman
Ang pangungulila
Hinahanap ang 'yong yakap at halik
Dumidilim
Na paligid
Saan ba ako nagkamali?

Bakit kailangan pang mawala?
Bakit kailangan pang kumalas?

Palong-palo sa kalungkutan
Ayoko ng umasa sa wala
Palong-palo sa kalungkutan
Ayoko ng mag-isa
Ayoko ng mag-isa

Palong-palo sa kalungkutan
Ayoko ng umasa sa wala
Palong-palo sa kalungkutan
Ayoko ng mag-isa
Ayoko ng mag-isa

(Nakakainis yung mga taong, mainit na yung panahon)
(Pinapainit pa pati ulo mo 'no?)
(Nakakapagod kasi mag-explain, yung paulit-ulit)
(Yung tinanong mo na nga pero tanong din ang isasagot sa'yo)
(Oo may ganun eh, at marami sila)
(One time nga may nakasalubong akong gwapo eh)

(Sabi ko "Hi anong pangalan mo?")
(Ang sagot ba naman "Ako po?")
(Sabe ko "Hindi, yung nanay mo")
("Ang ganda niya kase liligawan ko para kapag nagkatuluyan kame")
("Ako maging tatay mo, gusto kasi kita maging close")
(Nakakaloka siya na nga kausap ko magtatanong pa "Ako po?")

(Diba?)
(Minsan naman may nakasama ako parang timang)
(May binisita kame pagpasok namin dito sa bahay)
(May nakitang aso)
(Ang sabe "Ay nangangagat yan?")
(Sabe ko "Hindi, hindi nangrerape umiwas ka baka mabuntis ka niya")

(Diba? parang hindi nag-iisip)
(Syempre tumatahol, nangangagat aso eh, hay)
(Minsan naman nung nasa mall ako, biglang may nagsalita)
("Hi Vice Ganda, ang ganda mo pala sa personal")
(Sabe ko "Bakit? pangit ako sa TV?")
("Try mo ngayon sa radyo baka mas maganda ako")

(Diba nakakainis?)
(O kaya naman minsan may magtatanong)
("Ikaw ba si Vice?")
(Ay ang sagot ko "Hindi, hindi ako")
("Ako si Anne Curtis, nakulam lang ang mukha ko")
(Nakita na nga ko, itatanong pa kung ako yun, hay)

(Bakit kasi kailangan magtanong ng alam mo na ang sagot diba?)
(At lagi yan ha, hindi lang minsan)
(Kahit saan ka pumunta may ganyan)
(Sa parlor pumunta ako, pagpasok ko ang bungad sa'kin)
("Papagupit po sir?")
(Sabe ko "Hindi, hindi papahaba")

("Syempre papagupit, parlor diba?")
(Kaka-kakabwesit)
(Tapos tatanungin pa sa'yo)
("Ano papagupit mo sir?")
(Sabe ko "Yung leeg ko, akin na yung gunting ako mismo gagawa")
("Syempre buhok, parlor 'to diba?")

(Kakapag-init talaga ng ulo)
(Tapos nung aalis na 'ko sabay sasabihin sa'yo)
("Aalis na po kayo?")
(Sabe ko "Hindi, darating pa lang")
(Nakaka-bad trip, kahit saan ka magpunta may ma-eencounter kang ganyan)
(Kahit sa mall may ganyan eh)

(Minsan nag-shopping ako, may nakita akong magandang damit)
(Gusto kong isukat, sabe ko sa saleslady)
("Miss may size pa kayo nito?")
(Sabi sa'kin "Para sa inyo po sir?")
(Sabe ko "Hindi, para sa'yo, isukat mo halika ililibre kita")
(Nakakainit ng ulo, hindi mo maiwasan)

(Feeling ko ang dapat sisihin dito ay yung impluwensiya ng media eh)
(Ng TV, ng pelikula bakit? kasi kahit sa palabas may ganyan eh diba?)
(Pag sa pelikula, pumasok yung kriminal sa bahay at nakita nung bida)
(Ang unang tanong "Sino ka?")
(Ba't mo tatanungin kung sino siya?)
(May nagpapakilala bang kriminal? kakatok sa pinto tapos sasabihin)

("Good evening po ma'am, ako po si Denis")
("Sila po ang mga kabarkada ko, nanakawan po namin kayo")
("Pwede na po ba kaming pumasok?")
(Diba?)
(Hindi lang naman laging ang bida ang parang tanga eh pati na rin yung kriminal)
(Bakit kamo? diba yung kriminal may dala na ngang patalim)

(Pero sasabihin pa rin "Papatayin kita")
(Ay pano kung sumagot yung bida ng)
("Natural kutsilyo yan eh, alangan namang nagpunta ka rito")
("Para magpahasa lang" diba hindi nag-iisip?)
(Kahit sa mga eksena, diba yung mga nakawan)
(Sa may eksena pag ninanakawan ang bangko)

(Yung mga bank robbers papasok, tapos sisigaw ng)
("Walang kikilos ng masama")
(Bakit? pa'no ba kumilos ng mabuti?)
(Pag kumilos ka ba ng mabuti, out ka na?)
(Diba, tapos minsan may sisigaw pa ng "Dapa!")
(Bakit? Hindi ba sila pwede magnakaw ng nakatayo tayo?, hay)

(Pero aminin niyo)
(Na kapag naranasan mo ito at ikiniwento mo sa kabarkada)
(Diba lahat tayo tumatawa na?)
(Na kahit nakakainis, eh nakakagaan na ng feeling kapag shinare mo na sa kabarkada)
(Yung bad trip nagiging good vibes)

Completely smitten

My heart's trembling again,
Tired of getting hurt
Oh, woah, oh, woah, oh

Playing
In my mind
Is it wrong to love completely?

Why did you have to disappear?
Why did you have to disappear?

Completely smitten with sadness
I don't want to hope for nothing
Completely smitten with sadness
I don't want to be alone
I don't want to be alone

My longing is itching again
Yearning for your embrace and kiss
Seeking your embrace and kiss
The surroundings are getting darker
Where did I go wrong?
Where did I make a mistake?

Why did you have to disappear?
Why did you have to break free?

Completely smitten with sadness
I don't want to hope for nothing
Completely smitten with sadness
I don't want to be alone
I don't want to be alone

Completely smitten with sadness
I don't want to hope for nothing
Completely smitten with sadness
I don't want to be alone
I don't want to be alone

(It's annoying, the weather’s already hot)
(They also make your head hot, right?)
(It’s tiring to explain, repeatedly)
(You already asked, but the answer will be another question)
(Yes, there are people like that, and there are a lot of them)
(One time I bumped into a handsome guy)

(I said "Hi, what's your name?")
(He replied "Me?")
(I said "No, your mom")
("She’s pretty, I want to court her so that when we end up together")
("I'll be your father, because I want us to be close")
(It’s crazy, I was talking to him yet he's asking "Me?")

(Right?)
(Sometimes I’m with someone who's like an idiot)
(We visited a house and upon entering)
(We saw a dog)
(They asked "Does it bite?")
(I said "No, it doesn't rape, move away or you might get pregnant")

(Right? It's like they don't think)
(Of course it barks, dogs bite, sigh)
(One time when I was at the mall, someone suddenly spoke)
("Hi Vice Ganda, you're more beautiful in person")
(I said "Why? Am I ugly on TV?")
("Try me on the radio now, maybe I'm more beautiful")

(Isn’t it annoying?)
(Or sometimes someone would ask)
("Are you Vice?")
(Then I'd reply "No, I'm not")
("I’m Anne Curtis, my face is just cursed")
(They already saw me, they still ask if it’s me, sigh)

(Why do they need to ask something they already know the answer to, right?)
(And that's always, not just sometimes)
(Wherever you go, there are people like that)
(I went to the salon, and when I entered they greeted me with)
("Getting a haircut, sir?")
(I said "No, I’m going to make it longer")

("Of course, you’re getting a haircut, it's a salon, right?")
(So annoying)
(Then they will ask you)
("What haircut do you want, sir?")
(I said "My neck, give me the scissors, I’ll do it myself")
("Of course your hair, this is a salon, right?")

(It's really infuriating)
(Then when I’m about to leave they'll tell you)
("Are you leaving?")
(I said "No, I’m just arriving")
(It’s frustrating, wherever you go you'll encounter people like that)
(Even in the mall there are people like that)

(One time I was shopping, I saw a nice dress)
(I wanted to try it on, so I told the saleslady)
("Miss, do you have this in my size?")
(She said "For you, sir?")
(I said "No, for you, try it on, come on, I’ll buy it for you")
(It’s infuriating, you can’t avoid it)

(I feel like the media is to blame for this)
(TV, movies, why? Because even in shows there are people like that, right?)
(In movies, when the criminal entered the house and the protagonist saw him)
(The first question is "Who are you?")
(Why would you ask who he is?)
(Do criminals introduce themselves? They knock on the door and say)

("Good evening ma’am, I’m Denis")
("These are my friends, we're here to rob you")
("Can we come in?")
(Right?)
(It's not just the protagonist who sometimes acts stupid, but also the criminals)
(How come? Isn’t it that the criminal already has a weapon)

(But they would still say "I’ll kill you")
(What if the protagonist replied)
("Of course, it’s a knife, you didn’t come here")
("Just to have it sharpened," right? They don’t think?)
(Even in scenes, right, like in robberies)
(In bank robbery scenes)

(The bank robbers enter then shout)
("Nobody make a move")
(Why? How do you make a good move?)
(If you make a good move, are you out?)
(Right? Then sometimes someone would shout "Get down!")
(Why? Can't they rob us while we're standing? Sigh)

(But admit it)
(When you experience this and tell your friends about it)
(Don’t we all laugh about it?)
(Even if it’s annoying, you feel better when you share it with your friends)
(The bad vibes turn into good vibes)