Lyrics and translation Vojko V - Umoran

Umoran

Subota navečer ja i žena doma sidimo, slažemo Lego
Život nam se vrti oko bebe, to mi loše pada na moj ego
Napravi i meni kajganu, oguli i meni bananu
Stavi meni sisu u usta jer počet ću i ja plakat
I ja počet ću radit galamu
Mama i tata se svađaju, mali nas gleda
I plače sve jače i jače
Gega se po kući, gleda me u oči, mislim da kenja u gaće
Bebicu (DIŽI), pelenu (NJUŠI) definitivno se posra,
Žena mu minja pelenu, ja bižim u studio jer imam ozbiljnog posla
Gledam Joe Rogana i pijem pivo, onda malo nešto repam
Onda se osjećam krivo i vraćam se doma a doma je teški vijetnam
Legići leže po podu ka mine, nema šta ne prska, sine
Pišoka, rigota, suze i kakica, čuje nas cila ulica
Plače beba, plače žena, plače punica
Mali je zaspa u ponoć budi se u jedan
Dođe mi da kupim uzi pa se izrešetam
Još nisam puka al definitivno pucketam
Definitivno pucketam

Idemo tata
Ljuljačku ljuljaj
Pelenu minjaj
Kolica guraj
Idemo tata
Ljuljačku ljuljaj
Pelenu minjaj
Kolica guraj
Idemo tata
Ljuljačku ljuljaj

Umoran, umoran sam, prijatelju, umoran

Mažemo, mažemo,
Mažemo bebi na plaži po leđima niveu
Prije sam slušali migose, sad
Slušamo zagrebačke mališane
Prije smo išli u kuke
Sad idemo Samo na dječje rođendane
Tamo bude po tisuću dice
Bude i klaun jozo bozo
Svi urlaju, divljaju, sve je zagušljivo
Oću se bacit kroz prozor
Al moramo ostat do rezanja torte
Gledam na stol, nema alkohola
Bižim u wc, pravin se da mi se piša
U biti sam iša skrolat
Zaključa sam vrata, okriće se kvaka
Čuje se TATA TATA TATA TATA
Noću se probudi svako pola sata
Čuje se MAMA MAMA SISA SISA
Spavam na kauču, bole me leđa
Cili sam krepan, umoran repam
Gledam na mobitel coby izbacuje singl svaki tjedan
A ja u godinu dana izbacim jedan
Podignem maloga onda ga držim ovako
Al stručnjaci govore moraš ga držat onako
Kad vidim stručnjaka, brate, udritću ga nogom
Udrit ću stručnjaka nogom

Pelenu minjaj
Kolica guraj
Idemo tata
Kolica guraj
Idemo tata
Ljuljačku ljuljaj
Pelenu minjaj
Kolica guraj

Tired

Saturday night, you and I are sitting at home, building Lego
Our life revolves around the baby, it's bad for my ego
Make me some scrambled eggs, peel me a banana
Put your breast in my mouth because I'm going to start crying too
And I will start making noise
Mom and dad are fighting, the little one is watching us
And crying louder and louder
He's waddling around the house, looking me in the eyes, I think he's pooping his pants
Baby (LIFT), diaper (SNIFF) he definitely shit himself,
My wife changes his diaper, I run to the studio because I have serious work to do
I watch Joe Rogan and drink beer, then rap a little something
Then I feel guilty and go back home, and it's a total Vietnam at home
Legos are lying on the floor like mines, there's nothing he doesn't spray, son
Pee, laughter, tears and poop, the whole street can hear us
The baby is crying, the wife is crying, the apartment is crying
The little one falls asleep at midnight, wakes up at one
I feel like buying a gun and shooting myself
I haven't snapped yet but I'm definitely cracking
Definitely cracking

Let's go daddy
Swing the swing
Change the diaper
Push the stroller
Let's go daddy
Swing the swing
Change the diaper
Push the stroller
Let's go daddy
Swing the swing

Tired, I'm tired, my friend, tired

We're applying, we're applying
We're applying Nivea on the baby's back on the beach
We used to listen to Migos, now
We listen to Zagreb toddlers
We used to go to raves
Now we only go to children's birthday parties
There are like a thousand kids there
There's also a clown Jozo Bozo
Everyone's screaming, going wild, it's all suffocating
I want to jump out the window
But we have to stay until the cake cutting
I look at the table, there's no alcohol
I run to the toilet, pretend I need to pee
Actually I went to scroll
I locked the door, the handle is turning
I hear DADDY DADDY DADDY DADDY
He wakes up every half hour at night
I hear MOMMY MOMMY BOOB BOOB
I sleep on the couch, my back hurts
I'm all achy, tired rapping
I look at my phone, Coby releases a single every week
And I release one in a year
I pick up the little one then hold him like this
But experts say you have to hold him like that
When I see an expert, bro, I'm going to kick him
I'm going to kick the expert

Change the diaper
Push the stroller
Let's go daddy
Push the stroller
Let's go daddy
Swing the swing
Change the diaper
Push the stroller