Lyrics and translation Zeebra - CHILDREN'S STORY

CHILDREN'S STORY

UNCLE ZEEBRA 寝る前のベッドタイムストーリー
聞かせてPLEASE

Ai ベッドに入ったら聞かせてやるぜ
フトン掛けたか?

HERE WE GO
それは昔々のあるところに
いたごく普通の東京ホーミー
電車に乗り ヤンジャン読み
通ってた都内のある学校に
週末はテスト中もノリノリで
先生や親にゃ マジこりごり
仲間はすでに二人辞めて
自分も危うく退学なりかけて
だけどいまだになんとか通学中
やめた一人はロスに留学中
たまの夏休み 向こうで覚えた
悪さの数々に 更に増すハプニング
例えば×××に××× ×××
思い浮かべる間違ったベニスビーチ
仲間呼んでたむろすテリトリー
肩で風切る危険なデイドリーム

ILLEGAL MONEY GIVE ME DA MONEY
心拍数上がる QUICK CASH それが
ILLEGAL MONEY GIVE ME DA MONEY
札束掴め のし上がれ

裏通り 地下の秘密メのメンバー
先輩や何かの行きつけのバー
怪しげな雰囲気の意味不明のバー
根性ねぇ奴ぁビビる手のバー
奥の席 革張り VIP
入り口で睨み利かす支配人
ジバンシーのシャツにリーバイスジーンズ
腕にタトゥー 膝の上にPYT
握手交わすと同時 当たり前のように
×××取り出す五つ上のホーミー
相当な量だが金はいつも通り
出来たら速攻 例の銀行に
確かにこいつぁ金がかかる
だが多めにゲトりゃ 値が下がる
ならば末端価格 100万円
何重にもくるんだぜガクランで

ILLEGAL MONEY GIVE ME DA MONEY
心拍数上がる QUICK CASH それが
ILLEGAL MONEY GIVE ME DA MONEY
札束掴め のし上がれ

器用巧み持ちかける 甘い言葉
騙されるギャルや バカな大人
鼻で笑い頭ではじくソロバン
次向かう先は都立図書館
便所で客にサンプルチェック
やっと数本ライン引き二、三分で
誰も速攻満足 商売繁盛
こいつぁマジ笑いが止まんらんぞ(HA HA HA)
ビジネスは絶好調
次第にいいもん着だして別行動
そこにジェラシー Oh ポリに通報
学生名簿から調べる住所
逮捕状片手にインターホン
中にゃあとの二人のキーパーソン
そこで17歳がとった選択肢
それは17階からの転落死

ILLEGAL MONEY GIVE ME DA MONEY
心拍数上がる QUICK CASH それが
ILLEGAL MONEY GIVE ME DA MONEY
札束掴め のし上がれ
ILLEGAL MONEY GIVE ME DA MONEY
心拍数上がる QUICK CASH それが
ILLEGAL MONEY GIVE ME DA MONEY
札束掴め のし上がれ

映画のように全て思い通りになかなか行かないのが
チルドレンズ・ストーリー
そんなもんだ 気をつけな GOOD NIGHT

CHILDREN'S STORY

UNCLE ZEEBRA Bedtime Story
Listen to me PLEASE

Ai I'll tell you when you're in bed
Did you put on your duvet?

HERE WE GO
Once upon a time, there was
A very ordinary Tokyo homie
Riding the train, reading Yanjan
He went to a certain school in Tokyo
Even during the test, he was on a roll on the weekends
He was seriously fed up with teachers and parents
Two of his friends already quit
He was almost expelled too
But he's still somehow going to school
One of the ones who quit is studying in Los Angeles
During the summer vacation, he learned
More and more bad things happened
For example, he did ××× to ××× ×××
Thinking about the wrong Venice Beach
His friends were hanging out in their territory
A dangerous daydream, strutting his stuff

ILLEGAL MONEY GIVE ME DA MONEY
My heart rate goes up QUICK CASH that's
ILLEGAL MONEY GIVE ME DA MONEY
Grab a wad of cash, climb up

Back alley, underground, secret member
Senior and his favorite bar
A suspicious atmosphere, a bar that doesn't make sense
A bar where gutless guys get scared
VIP in the back, leather seats
The manager is glaring at the entrance
Givenchy shirt, Levi's jeans
A tattoo on his arm, a PYT on his lap
As soon as they shook hands, it was automatic
The five-year-older homie pulled out ×××
A considerable amount, but money is always the same
If it's done, it goes straight to the bank
This guy definitely costs a lot
But if you get more, the price goes down
So the retail price is 1 million yen
Wrapped in a school uniform, many times over

ILLEGAL MONEY GIVE ME DA MONEY
My heart rate goes up QUICK CASH that's
ILLEGAL MONEY GIVE ME DA MONEY
Grab a wad of cash, climb up

Skillfully offering sweet talk
Girls who get tricked, and stupid adults
Laughing through my nose, clicking my abacus
The next stop is the Metropolitan Library
Sample checks for customers in the bathroom
Just a couple of minutes to draw the line
Everyone is satisfied, business is booming
This is seriously making me laugh so much (HA HA HA)
Business is booming
He's starting to wear good things and doing his own thing
Jealousy, Oh he called the police
Checking the address on the student roster
He's got a warrant and he's at the intercom
The two key people are inside
The 17-year-old's choice then
It was a fall from the 17th floor

ILLEGAL MONEY GIVE ME DA MONEY
My heart rate goes up QUICK CASH that's
ILLEGAL MONEY GIVE ME DA MONEY
Grab a wad of cash, climb up
ILLEGAL MONEY GIVE ME DA MONEY
My heart rate goes up QUICK CASH that's
ILLEGAL MONEY GIVE ME DA MONEY
Grab a wad of cash, climb up

It's not like in the movies, everything doesn't always go your way
Children's Story
That's just the way it is, be careful GOOD NIGHT