Lyrics and translation 周杰倫 - 威廉古堡

威廉古堡

藤蔓植物 爬滿了伯爵的墳墓
古堡裡一片荒蕪 長滿雜草的泥土
不會騎掃把的胖女巫 用拉丁文念咒語啦啦嗚
她養的黑貓笑起來像哭 啦啦啦嗚 用水晶球替人占卜
她說下午三點陽光射進教堂的角度
能知道你前世是狼人還是蝙蝠
古堡主人威廉二世滿臉的落腮鬍
習慣 在吸完血後開始打呼
管家是一隻會說法語舉止優雅的豬
吸血前會念約翰福音做為彌補
擁有一雙藍色眼睛的凱薩琳公主
專吃 有ＡＢ血型的公老鼠
恍恍惚惚 是誰的腳步
銀製茶壺 裝蟑螂蜘蛛
辛辛苦苦 全家怕日出
白色蠟燭 溫暖了空屋
藤蔓植物 爬滿了伯爵的墳墓
古堡裡一片荒蕪 長滿雜草的泥土
不會騎掃把的胖女巫 用拉丁文念咒語啦啦嗚
她養的黑貓笑起來像哭 啦啦啦嗚 用水晶球替人占卜
她說下午三點陽光射進教堂的角度
能知道你前世是狼人還是蝙蝠
古堡主人威廉二世滿臉的落腮鬍
習慣 在吸完血後開始打呼
管家是一隻會說法語舉止優雅的豬
吸血前會念約翰福音做為彌補
擁有一雙藍色眼睛的凱薩琳公主
專吃 有ＡＢ血型的公老鼠
恍恍惚惚 是誰的腳步
客廳壁爐 零下的溫度
辛辛苦苦 從不開窗戶
小小恐怖 吸血不啃骨
RAP: 你說你說 分數怎麼停留
一直在停留 誰讓它停留的
為什麼 我女朋友場外加油
你卻還讓我出糗

William's Castle

Vines have overgrown the Count's tomb
The castle is a wasteland, overgrown with weeds
The fat witch who can't ride a broomstick chants in Latin, la-la-la
Her black cat laughs like it's crying, la-la-la, and uses a crystal ball to tell people's fortunes
She says that the angle of the sun hitting the church at three in the afternoon
Can tell you if you were a werewolf or a bat in your past life
The lord of the castle, William II, has a full beard
And after he sucks your blood, he snores
The butler is an elegant pig who speaks French
Before sucking blood, he recites the Gospel of John as a form of penance
Princess Katherine has blue eyes
And only eats male mice with type AB blood
Whose footsteps are those? They're hazy and confused
The silver teapot is full of cockroaches and spiders
They work so hard, this family, but they're afraid of the sunrise
The white candles warm the empty house
Vines have overgrown the Count's tomb
The castle is a wasteland, overgrown with weeds
The fat witch who can't ride a broomstick chants in Latin, la-la-la
Her black cat laughs like it's crying, la-la-la, and uses a crystal ball to tell people's fortunes
She says that the angle of the sun hitting the church at three in the afternoon
Can tell you if you were a werewolf or a bat in your past life
The lord of the castle, William II, has a full beard
And after he sucks your blood, he snores
The butler is an elegant pig who speaks French
Before sucking blood, he recites the Gospel of John as a form of penance
Princess Katherine has blue eyes
And only eats male mice with type AB blood
Whose footsteps are those? They're hazy and confused
The temperature in the fireplace is below zero
They work so hard, they never open the windows
A little bit of terror, they suck blood but don't chew bones
RAP: You say, you say, why is my score stuck?
It's always stuck, who made it stuck?
Why is my girlfriend cheering me on from the sidelines?
But you still make me embarrass myself?