Lyrics and translation deLillos - Kokken Tor - Akustisk

Kokken Tor - Akustisk

Dette hendte meg en gang
Jeg var på en slags restaurant
Sammen med min kjæreste og hennes far, han var sjømann
Fra samme båt kom kokken Tor
Og satte seg ned ved vårt bord
Og denne historien den handler mest om ham

Da far og datter begynte å snakke privat
Ble jeg sittende som Tors kamerat
Og det virket som han ikke tålte å være på land
Plutselig viste han neven sin
Og sa "du trenger mer disiplin"
Og jeg mislikte sterkt hans engasjement

Og Tor sa:
"Hei du jeg elsker deg din jævel
Du har så mye sensualitet
Men snart skal du få deg en på trynet
For stygge gutter er det verste som jeg vet"

Tor sa at han elsket meg
Og Tor sa at han hatet meg
Og jeg prøvde å slippe unna øynene hans
Min kjæreste hadde nok et dårlig instinkt
Jeg prøvde å gi henne hint og vink
Men hun og faren snakke stadig uten stans

Og Tor sa:
"Hei du jeg elsker deg din jævel
Du har så mye sensualitet
Men snart skal du få deg en på trynet
For stygge gutter er det verste som jeg vet"

Endelig snudde faren seg og sa:
"Hvordan går det med dere 'a
Tor! Du må'kke plage guttungen med preiket ditt"
Men kokken sa at vi hygget oss
Men nå måtte han kaste loss
Og takk for praten det var jaggu hyggelig gitt

Og jeg sa:
"Hei Tor jeg synes du er en jævel
Du ha'kke mye sensualitet
Du burde faen meg hatt deg
En på trynet men det er vel allerede alt for sent"

Tor the Cook - Acoustic

This happened to me once
I was at a kind of restaurant
With my girlfriend and her father, he was a sailor
From the same boat came Tor the cook
And sat down at our table
And this story is mostly about him

When the father and daughter started talking in private
I was left sitting as Tor's buddy
And it seemed like he couldn't stand being on land
Suddenly he showed his fist
And said "you need more discipline"
And I strongly disliked his commitment

And Tor said:
"Hey you I love you you bastard
You have so much sensuality
But soon you're going to get your face smashed in
Because ugly boys are the worst thing I know"

Tor said he loved me
And Tor said he hated me
And I tried to avoid his eyes
My girlfriend probably had a bad instinct
I tried to give her hints and winks
But she and her father kept talking without stopping

And Tor said:
"Hey you I love you you bastard
You have so much sensuality
But soon you're going to get your face smashed in
Because ugly boys are the worst thing I know"

Finally the father turned around and said:
"How are you guys doing
Tor! You mustn't bother the boy with your preaching"
But the cook said we were having fun
But now he had to cast off
And thanks for the talk, it was really nice

And I said:
"Hey Tor I think you're a bastard
You don't have much sensuality
You should really get yourself
Your face smashed in but I guess it's already too late"