Lyrics and translation 吳克群 - 我的自傳

我的自傳

記得那年我十六歲 我定下了人生的志願
就拋開一切 我要出唱片
從此以後我唱歌唱到爽
政治太複雜 我沒有辦法
數學不夠強 我放棄從商
決定學那劉德華 我要我要我要做偶像
當時年紀小 真的哪裡怕 比棒棒堂衝 比超女還壯
一個人背著行囊我要到台北去上學堂
考上大學 該學不學
比賽一堆 對對對對媽媽說的對
我這叫做不務正業 但我相信總有一天唱到對
好死不死 被我弄對 有了公司要和我簽約
要幫我出唱片 喔喔 接下來會怎樣
就請你給我個答案 就請你給我個答案

答案不久馬上揭曉 過了五個月 我二十一歲
出了第一張唱片叫做那一直沒發現
沒錯 大家真的沒發現
大家發現一個倫 他叫周杰倫
我慢慢沉淪 剩我一個人 聽著雙節棍
接下來只好去演戲
拍拍偶像劇 看看能不能東山再起
也許\這是我的命 我拼了命 磨練演技
但太多人與人的遊戲 有時我真的有苦無心
我不想再繼續做戲 讓我做我自己
就請你給我個答案 就請你給我個答案

揹個吉他 拿個撥片
我想要來組個band 決心玩音樂
我才了解不是我是誰誰是我是誰不是重點
重點是站在舞台上 看著舞台下
就這一首歌 大家齊唱和 我們的心裡都有一首歌
是不是那老天聽到 我的運氣又怎來到
一個有心人他聽到
田先生他問我要不要加入種子音樂
就請你給我個答案 就請你給我個答案

過了不久 出了新歌
一首我的心聲就叫做吳克群
我真的只不過想唱歌給你聽
後來大舌頭接著將軍令
突然有人說我抄襲 樹大招風不是沒道理 damn
曲風也可以抄襲嗎 假如那首歌礙到你
我想這首歌你一定不滿意 我只能說
對不起 敬個禮 放個嗶 臭死你
因為這首歌 它不算rap 我只能算它是數來寶
跟很多數來寶歌手一樣 因為字太多所以你知道只好
(有一些是因為音不準)
就請你給我個答案 就請你給我個答案

但是一晃眼 出了三張片 也過了幾年
整個唱片圈大變大變大變大變
胸部跑在衣服前面 歌手躲在緋聞的後面
寫歌的人吃方便麵
方便都不再方便 全世界都是狗仔隊 好像我們不對
他們是不是一對 反正不對的上了報紙才對
唱歌的人跑去拍電影 寫歌的人開始不知蹤影
每個人都開始宣布從影 老歌開始越來越好聽
唱片公司自己買唱片 歌迷的心一變再變
全都怪景氣怪政治怪地球天氣不對
我的天這是什麼世界 我們什麼時候怪自己 知道自己不對
對不起歌迷 是我們不對
就請你給我個答案 就請你給我個答案

My Autobiography

Remember that year when I was sixteen I set my life goal
I gave up everything, I want to make a record
From then on, I sing and sing to my heart's content
Politics is too complex, I can't do it
Math is not strong enough, I give up business
Decided to learn from Andy Lau, I want to be an idol
I was young at that time, I'm not afraid of anything, braver than 棒棒堂, stronger than 超女
I packed my bags and went to Taipei to go to school alone
I was admitted to university, but I didn't study what I should study
There were a lot of competitions. Mom is right, right, right
I call it not doing my job properly, but I believe one day I will sing the right song
By chance, I got it right, and a company wants to sign a contract with me
To help me make a record, oh oh, what's going to happen next
Please give me an answer, please give me an answer

The answer was soon revealed, five months later, I was twenty-one
Released my first album called "That Never Found"
That's right, no one really noticed
Everyone discovers a Lun, his name is Jay Chou
I slowly sank, leaving me alone, listening to Double Sticks
I had no choice but to act
Make idol dramas and see if I can make a comeback
Maybe this is my destiny, I worked hard to hone my acting skills
But there are too many interpersonal games, sometimes I really suffer
I don't want to act anymore, let me be myself
Please give me an answer, please give me an answer

Carry a guitar, grab a pick
I want to form a band and play music
I just realized that it doesn't matter who I am or who I am, it's not the point
The point is to stand on the stage and look at the stage
This one song, everyone sings together, we all have a song in our hearts
Did God hear my luck and come again
A caring person heard him
Mr. Tian asked me if I wanted to join Seed Music
Please give me an answer, please give me an answer

Not long after, a new song came out
A song that speaks my heart out is called Wu Kequn
I really just want to sing for you
Later, Big Tongue followed by General's Order
Suddenly someone said I plagiarized, a big tree attracts the wind, and it's not unreasonable, damn
Can the style of the song be plagiarized too? If that song bothered you
I think you must be dissatisfied with this song, I can only say
Sorry, salute, beep, stink you
Because this song is not rap, I can only count it as a patter rap
Like many patter rap singers, because there are too many words, so you know you have to
(Some are because of bad intonation)
Please give me an answer, please give me an answer

But in the blink of an eye, three films came out, and several years have passed
The entire record industry has changed, changed, changed, and changed
Breasts run in front of clothes, singers hide behind scandals
The songwriter eats instant noodles
Convenience is no longer convenient. The world is full of paparazzi. It seems that we are wrong
Are they a couple? Anyway, it's not right to make the wrong in the newspaper
Singers go to make movies, and songwriters start to disappear
Everyone starts to announce that they will appear in movies, and old songs are getting better and better
Record companies buy their own records, and fans' hearts change again and again
Blame it all on the economy, politics, and the weather on earth
My God, what kind of world is this? When will we blame ourselves and know that we are wrong? Know that we are wrong
I'm sorry fans, it's our fault
Please give me an answer, please give me an answer