Lyrics and translation 張帝 - 大胖娃娃
男1白:
都是你那害我
Man
1:
It's
all
your
fault
你让我钱统统都被骗光了
You
made
me
lose
all
my
money
to
scams
男2白:
哈哈哈
Man
2:
Hahaha
你这个人真是的你这个人那
You're
really
something,
you
know
这个女孩子长的这么恐怖
This
girl
is
so
ugly
你也要哇
And
you
still
want
her
男1白:
那怎么我要
Man
1:
Why
wouldn't
I
want
her
她跟我讲发罗又发罗咪
She
told
me
she's
a
loving
and
caring
girl
我也不知道她会这样子
I
had
no
idea
she
would
turn
out
like
this
男2白:
你真的簿弱到头了
Man
2:
You're
really
stupid
发呆了你的那个钱
You
lost
all
your
money
全部都被骗光了对不对
Isn't
that
right?
男1白:
对呀怎么办
Man
1:
Yes,
what
should
I
do?
男2白:
那柄酷得
Man
2:
What
should
you
do?
男1白:
那柄酷现在去那里
Man
1:
What
should
I
do
now?
男2白:
好了好了不要再说了
Man
2:
Alright,
alright,
stop
talking
about
it
我们去逛逛
Let's
go
for
a
walk
男1白:
去那里
Man
1:
Where
should
we
go?
男2白:
塔东
Man
2:
Dadaocheng
男1白:
塔东
Man
1:
Dadaocheng
男2白:
走吧
Man
2:
Let's
go
哎你看前面有个女的那
Hey,
look,
there's
a
woman
up
ahead
真的好胖哦
She's
really
fat
男1白:
嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿
Man
1:
Hehehehehe
男2白:
你笑什么她在看着你哟
Man
2:
What
are
you
laughing
at?
She's
looking
at
you
男1白:
看我她看你哟
Man
1:
She's
looking
at
me?
She's
looking
at
you
男2白:
看你那
Man
2:
She's
looking
at
you
男1白:
看你那哈哈哈哈
Man
1:
She's
looking
at
you
hahahaha
男2白:
我跟你讲这样子好不好
Man
2:
I'll
tell
you
what
我给你一百快钱那
I'll
give
you
a
hundred
dollars
你如果能给她讲话
If
you
can
go
talk
to
her
让她笑一下一百快钱你的了
And
make
her
laugh,
the
hundred
dollars
is
yours
男1白:
真的
Man
1:
Really?
男2白:
真的不要讲假话
Man
2:
Really,
I'm
not
lying
男1白:
真的没有骗你的了
Man
1:
Really,
you're
not
lying
to
me?
男2白:
好一百快拿来
Man
2:
Okay,
here's
the
hundred
dollars
好你看我去
Okay,
watch
me
男1白:
说好了一定要笑哦
Man
1:
You
have
to
make
sure
she
laughs,
okay?
男2白:
一定会笑
Man
2:
She
will
definitely
laugh
她不笑我笑给你看哈
If
she
doesn't
laugh,
I'll
laugh
for
you,
haha
前往在塔东碰上个大胖娃娃
In
Dadaocheng,
I
met
a
big
fat
baby
她眼特别小还有个大大的嘴吧
Her
eyes
are
really
small,
and
she
has
a
big
mouth
她身材圆圆滚滚的像个南瓜
Her
body
is
round
and
plump,
like
a
pumpkin
玛丽莲梦露都比不上她
Even
Marilyn
Monroe
can't
compare
to
her
有人拿一百快钱来打赌一下
Someone
bet
me
a
hundred
dollars
他要我上前去和她说一句话
He
wanted
me
to
go
up
to
her
and
say
something
就为了赚钱又好玩我答应了
For
the
money
and
for
fun,
I
agreed
像这种小事根本没什么可怕
Something
like
this
is
nothing
to
be
afraid
of
哈罗等等那小姐你好吗
Hello,
excuse
me,
miss,
are
you
okay?
我好希望想和你说句话
I
really
want
to
talk
to
you
你长的漂亮好像是一朵花
You're
so
pretty,
like
a
flower
我们做个朋友你说可以吗
Can
we
be
friends?
女白:
你是说我啊当然可以了
Woman:
You're
talking
to
me?
Of
course
we
can
be
friends
小姐她回头对我笑一笑
The
miss
turned
around
and
smiled
at
me
露出她那满口的黄斑牙
Revealing
her
yellow
teeth
像这种品种的母猪哎呀我的妈
This
kind
of
pig,
oh
my
god
这简直不是普通的可怕
This
is
simply
not
normal,
it's
terrifying
这种情况不用我再说了
There's
no
need
to
say
anything
more
一个办法就是马上走了
The
only
way
out
is
to
leave
immediately
大胖娃娃她却来把我拉
But
the
big
fat
baby
grabbed
me
要我到她家去看她爸爸
And
wanted
me
to
go
to
her
house
to
see
her
father
男白:
啊我我
Man:
Ah,
I...
女白:
我爸爸最喜欢你这样子的
Woman:
My
father
likes
people
like
you
the
most
我妈妈最喜欢你这样子的哦
My
mother
likes
people
like
you
the
most
我我好喜欢你这样子的哦
I
like
people
like
you
the
most
你喜不喜欢我啊
Do
you
like
me?
男白:
我我我我
Man:
I,
I,
I...
女白:
我的身材巨好勒
Woman:
My
body
is
so
good
该大的地方大该小的地方也大勒
What
should
be
big
is
big,
and
what
should
be
small
is
small
想不到小姐她还不知道怒骂
I
didn't
expect
this
miss
to
be
so
shameless
她说她的三围其实一点都不差
She
said
her
measurements
are
actually
not
bad
at
all
她身材上上下下都是大
Her
body
is
big
from
top
to
bottom
还说她今年
She
also
said
that
she's
女白:
嗯我才十八岁呢
Woman:
I'm
only
eighteen
years
old
她站在那里就像那法国铁塔
She
stood
there
like
the
Eiffel
Tower
她走起路来全身肉跳上跳下
When
she
walked,
her
body
shook
all
over
就好像一堆那猪肉往身上挂
Like
a
pile
of
pork
hanging
on
her
body
她那二颗炸弹又向我轰炸
Her
two
bombs
were
attacking
me
again
萨优那那求求你让我回家
Savior,
please
let
me
go
home
拜托拜托我叫你一声妈
Please,
please,
I'll
call
you
mom
一百快钱我也都给你了
I'll
give
you
the
hundred
dollars
这种女人实实在在太可怕
This
kind
of
woman
is
really
too
terrifying
萨优那那我求你放我一马
Savior,
please
let
me
go
多隆多隆你逼我去自杀
If
you
force
me,
I'll
kill
myself
可怕可怕如果你嫁给我的话
Terrifying,
terrifying,
if
you
marry
me
这一生一世我宁愿扎荒
I'd
rather
beg
for
food
on
the
streets
for
the
rest
of
my
life
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