Lyrics and translation 李志 - 離婚 (2017跨年版)

離婚 (2017跨年版)

布谷鸟在城市的上空
孤独的叫着就像我的歌
妈妈说她明天要结婚了
她的新郎是隔壁的王老五
他啊
有没有去过秦淮医院上三楼
检查他那委琐的下体
他啊
知不知道什么是痛苦欢乐
甚至老汉推车老树盘根
一千年他不算是太长
一天也不是太短
我知道你满脸的忧郁是为了什么
因为我也和你一样包皮过长
妈妈
那永恒的快乐在哪里你没有告诉我
妈妈
那短暂的幸福在哪里你没有告诉我
妈妈
那永恒的快乐在哪里你没有告诉我
妈妈
那短暂的幸福在哪里你没有告诉我

Divorce (2017 New Year's Eve Version)

A cuckoo calls in the city sky
Solitary, like my song.
Mother says she's getting married tomorrow.
Her groom is Old Wang from next door.
Has he
Ever been to the third floor of Qinhuai Hospital,
To check his pathetic penis?
Does he
Know what torment and bliss are,
Or even that an old man pushing a cart with an old tree with twisted roots
Means that a thousand years is not too long,
Nor a day too short?
I know the reason for your perpetual melancholy:
You are, like me, afflicted with phimosis.
Mother,
You never told me where the eternal joy lies.
Mother,
You never told me where the brief happiness lies.
Mother,
You never told me where the eternal joy lies.
Mother,
You never told me where the brief happiness lies.