Lyrics and translation 軟硬天師 - 係咩唔係喎

係咩唔係喎

06: 系咩唔系喎

你好你好同你实在冇咁好
喂仲扮孖宝
我话极之土
Hello Hello
我再未必要忍到
咪扮熟拥抱愈熟就愈恐怖
你好你好咁一于快d
掟煲
哗两块面黑到
一对望就呕吐
Hello Hello
咁熟就o岩数
咪再扮吞吐
企定定讲数
哗哗你点会变咁世界仔呀一讲钱就睇冇钱就搵第二位
大济大济食得深兼食位
有老细你有计冇老细冇眼睇
哗哗你呢只冇胆鬼
呢到几时乜鬼山寨王真有计
择洗择洗仲哩埋系舒服位哩响井度睇你睇你几自愧
望咩呀望而家系咪唔妥
讲咩呀讲咩讲起我就扯火
啤咩呀啤家下系咪不和
开你个波再讲我就开拖
唔妥唔妥老友面阻阻
扯火扯火以后分开坐
不和不和和好不如初
反枱反枱你有你我有我
果阵几唔错就似夫妻
床头打交跟手拍拖
家阵几唔妥默契死o左

如何收科

你好你好朋友背脊有冇刀笑住话呢套又笑住做果套
Hello Hello
你卖极都系一套结局未讲到你就实拉布
你好你好睇真你有乜咁好哗你块面燶到好似块大黑布
Hello Hello
咪去度缩数咪再扮到冇脑用乜脑
哗哗你点会变到咁似鬼开舞会夜鬼夜妈妈玩食鬼
系鬼系鬼扮开心孤独鬼
有冇顾下个仔你冇野话呀辉
哗哗你个款好高贵日入旋风都好搭水真系威
系威系威茄呢啡充大鬼
好睇唔好洗扮高贵盏露底
望咩呀望而家系咪唔妥
讲咩呀讲咩讲起我就扯火
啤咩呀啤家下系咪不和
开你个波再讲我就开拖
唔妥唔妥老友面阻阻
扯火扯火以后分开坐
不和不和和好不如初
反枱反枱你有你我有我
果阵几唔错就似夫妻
床头打交跟手拍拖
家阵几唔妥大哎反面
仇人开火

讲得多就罗
仲发乜火
和头酒干杯可以么
真假o岩定错
大众喜欢和谐之歌

系咩唔系喎
系真唔系喎
系假唔系喎
系咩唔系喎
系咩唔系喎
系真唔系喎
系假唔系喎
系咩唔系喎

It's Not What It Seems

06: It's Not What It Seems

Hello, hello, you're really not that nice
Hey, you're still acting like twins
I said it's incredibly lame
Hello, hello
I don't have to put up with this anymore
Don't pretend to be familiar. The more familiar you are, the more terrifying it is.
Hello, hello, it's better to hurry up
Dump the pot
Wow, your two faces are so dark
Looking at each other makes us vomit
Hello, hello
Being so familiar is just right
Don't pretend to be indecisive
Stand still and talk
Wow, how did you become such a worldly guy? As soon as you talk about money, you look at it. If there is no money, you find someone else.
Daji, Daji, eating deep and occupying a position
If you have a boss, you have a plan. If you don't have a boss, no one will look at you.
Wow, you're such a coward
When did this ghost king of the mountain have a plan?
Zhaixi, Zhaixi, you're still here in a comfortable position, watching you from the bottom of the well, watching how guilty you are
What are you looking at? Is something wrong now?
What are you talking about? What are you talking about? I'm going to get angry if you mention it.
What are you drinking? Are you not getting along now?
Open your wave again, and I'll start a fight
Inappropriate, inappropriate, old friend's face is in the way
Pull the fire, pull the fire, and sit separately in the future
No, no, it's better to be together than not
Turn the table, turn the table, you have you, I have me
How good it was then, just like a couple
Fighting at the head of the bed and then dating
Now it's so inappropriate that the understanding is dead

How to close

Hello, hello, is there a knife in your friend's back? You laugh and talk about this and do it with a smile
Hello, hello
You're just selling one set. You won't tell the ending until you actually pull the cloth
Hello, hello, look carefully, what's so good about you? Wow, your face is burnt like a big black cloth
Hello, hello
Don't go over and calculate. Don't pretend to have no brain. What brain do you use?
Wow, how did you become so ghost-like? At the ghost dance party, the night ghost plays with ghosts
Is it a ghost? Is it a ghost? Pretend to be happy, a lonely ghost
Have you ever looked after your son? You have nothing to say, Ahui
Wow, you look very noble. It's really cool to have whirlwind and water every day
It's majestic, majestic, kafa full of big ghosts
It's nice to see, but don't pretend to be noble and show your ass
What are you looking at? Is something wrong now?
What are you talking about? What are you talking about? I'm going to get angry if you mention it.
What are you drinking? Are you not getting along now?
Open your wave again, and I'll start a fight
Inappropriate, inappropriate, old friend's face is in the way
Pull the fire, pull the fire, and sit separately in the future
No, no, it's better to be together than not
Turn the table, turn the table, you have you, I have me
How good it was then, just like a couple
Fighting at the head of the bed and then dating
Now it's so inappropriate, it's a big fight
Enemies fire

If you talk too much, you'll just talk more
Why are you still angry?
Can we have a toast?
Is it really right or wrong?
The public likes harmonious songs

It's Not What It Seems
Is it true or not?
Is it false or not?
It's Not What It Seems
It's Not What It Seems
Is it true or not?
Is it false or not?
It's Not What It Seems