Lyrics and translation Ronald Cheng - 八爪魚

八爪魚

即使拍拖都沒必要日日check我
一朝到黑你call我九百幾次再疲勞轟炸我耳朵
身邊滿些工作就如夢神日夜催我
再聽你羅嗦打個呵欠又話負心的我變左

被我被被我吞口氣吧
被我被被我頭嚇啦
一秒鐘請你放開我吧每晚

想一個人出去一個打嚇機還是不對
我走也不對跑也不對就連跪地亦不對
想走去威跟我好友齊來威威威
你偏要跟尾偏要扭扭耳仔實在太濕濟

被我被被我嘆口氣吧
被我被被我頭嚇啦
一秒鐘請你放開我吧 每晚

即使拍拖都沒必要日日check我
一開口媽媽××羅羅嗦嗦要炮轟開火
這戀愛很不妥就如墓場日夜在逼我
假設可快點脫身我才會覓到安樂

啊 想被監禁住
啊 有什麼意義
啊 又像八爪魚
日夜也窟住就疾息氣絕

啊 想被監禁住
啊 有什麼意義
啊 又像八爪魚
日夜也窟住就疾息氣絕

啊 像被屎決絕
啊 實在很厭倦
啊 又像八爪魚
日夜也窟住不需要半分鐘我就氣絕

Octopus

Dear, there's no need to check on me every day when we're dating
You call me nine hundred times a day, you're constantly bombarding my ears
I'm swamped with work, like a sleepwalking god, you're always hounding me
When I yawn at your nagging, you call me heartless and blame me

Let me, let me sigh
Oh, let me, let me scare you away
Just let me go for a second every night

Am I wrong to go out alone to play a game?
Whether I walk or run, or even kneel, nothing I do is okay with you
I want to hang out with my friends
But you follow me around and nag me, it's driving me crazy

Let me, let me sigh
Oh, let me, let me scare you away
Just let me go for a second every night

Dear, there's no need to check on me every day when we're dating
You're so overbearing, you're like a broken record, constantly firing at me
This relationship is a nightmare, it's like being trapped in a tomb
If I could just escape, I could find some peace

Oh, you want to keep me locked up
Oh, what's the point?
Oh, you're like an octopus
You cling to me day and night, suffocating me

Oh, you want to keep me locked up
Oh, what's the point?
Oh, you're like an octopus
You cling to me day and night, suffocating me

Oh, it's like being suffocated by poop
Oh, I'm so tired of this
Oh, you're like an octopus
You cling to me day and night, I'm suffocating and I can't breathe