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Julekugler

Vi længes alle sammen efter julesne
Men når jeg kigger ud af vinduet
Er der ikke så meget at se.
På tv hører jeg alle sige, det er snart
Men jeg ser kun overtræk
Og minus på mit mastercard.

Så ud over reklamer fra oktober
Med lidt lys og pynt.
Er der ikke så meget, der siger mig,
At min ynglings-højtid er begyndt.

Jeg vil ha′ julefrokoster
Med alt for meget snaps
Og hotte nissepiger,
Der gerne flasher deres babs.

Ind under misteltenen,
Hvor du er sikker på at møde
Den alt for stive sekretær,
Der piller i sit skød.

Vi vil rigtigt gerne ha'
I får en glædelig jul,
Og håber I endnu engang
Vil nyde 8Ball′s julekugler

En tur på skøjter
Med min scoring fra i går.
Hun var nok ik' så lækker,
Men man må jo ta', hvad man kan få.

Da hun kopierede røven
På min chefs kontor, var jeg solgt
Og spugte om ik′ vi sku′ holde
Jul med hendes mor.

Men det at følge ønskesedler
Er da nok det værste gøgl
For jeg mener alle mennesker
Skal ha' gummilegetøj.

Jeg vil ha′ julefrokoster
Med alt for meget snaps
Og hotte nissepiger,
Der gerne flasher deres babs.

Ind under misteltenen
Hvor du er sikker på at møde
Den alt for stive sekretær,
Der piller i sit skød.

Vi vil rigtigt gerne ha'
I får en glædelig jul
Og håber I endnu engang
Vil nyde 8Ball′s julekugler.

Er det virkelig dig, der er julemanden?
Nej, jeg er Hodja fra Pjort
Hvad fanden tror du selv,
Jeg laver i den er skod-dragt.

Alt det lort med
At jeg skal igennem skorstenen,
Er da mega lamt
Gu' er jeg da ej for tyk,
Fordi mit tøj det sidder stramt.

Jeg er træt af alt jeres
"Kære julemand, jeg ønsker mig"
Ja, I får gaver, men
I får den fandme ik′ af mig.

Jeg vil ha' julefrokoster
Med alt for meget snaps
Og hotte nissepiger,
Der gerne flasher deres babs.

Ind under misteltenen
Hvor du er sikker på at møde
Den alt for stive sekretær,
Der piller i sit skød.

Vi vil rigtigt gerne ha'
I får en glædelig jul
Og håber I endnu engang
Vil nyde 8Ball′s julekugler.

Christmas Balls

We are all longing for Christmas snow
But when I look out the window
There is not much to see.
On TV I hear everyone say it's coming soon
But I only see a cover
And a minus on my mastercard.

So besides the commercials from October
With a little light and decoration.
There is not much to tell me,
That my favorite holiday has begun.

I want to have Christmas lunches
With too much schnapps
And hot elf girls,
Who like to flash their babs.

Under the mistletoe,
Where you're sure to meet
The overly stiff secretary,
Who is fingering herself.

We really want you to have
A merry Christmas,
And hope you again
Will enjoy 8Ball's Christmas balls

A spin on ice skates
With my score from yesterday.
She wasn't probably that hot,
But you have to take what you can get.

When she copied the ass
On my boss's desk, I was sold
And asked if we should
Celebrate Christmas with her mother.

But following wish lists
Is probably the worst nonsense
Because I think all people
Should have rubber toys.

I want to have Christmas lunches
With too much schnapps
And hot elf girls,
Who like to flash their babs.

Under the mistletoe
Where you're sure to meet
The overly stiff secretary,
Who is fingering herself.

We really want you to have
A merry Christmas
And hope you again
Will enjoy 8Ball's Christmas balls.

Is it really you, Santa Claus?
No, I'm Hodja from Pjort
What the hell do you think I'm doing
Wearing this crappy suit.

All that crap with
Me going down the chimney,
Is so damn lame
Gosh, am I really that fat,
Because my clothes are too tight.

I'm tired of all your
"Dear Santa Claus, I wish I had"
Yeah, you'll get presents, but
You'll damn sure not get them from me.

I want to have Christmas lunches
With too much schnapps
And hot elf girls,
Who like to flash their babs.

Under the mistletoe
Where you're sure to meet
The overly stiff secretary,
Who is fingering herself.

We really want you to have
A merry Christmas
And hope you again
Will enjoy 8Ball's Christmas balls.