Paroles et traduction Agarrate Catalina - Dios

Dios

Es una obseción del ser humano
Siglos intentando hablar con Dios
Y se ve que Dios anda ocupado
Porque mucho no nos respondió.

Puede ser que no nos dé pelota
Hay que ser realistas una vez
El pudiendo ver el universo
No va a andar mirando VTV

Perdón si nos desubicamos con esto de hablarte
Mandarte un mensaje de texto no quedaba bien
Sabrá disculpar el idioma pero era imposible
Ponerse a aprender arameo pa hacer el cuplé.

El tema de vos y Jesús no nos queda muy claro
Si vos sos Jesús y Jesús es tu hijo a la vez
Y ensima en el medio estaría el espíritu santo
Que no es ninguno de los dos pero es uno y solo tres.
Nos vas a enloquecer!

Quisiera... que me firmes tu remera
Con la S de Señor.

Sin ser ofensivo Jesús te salió medio flaco
Peludo, de barba y chancletas el hijo de Dios
Le falta tener la matera colgada al costado
Y andar con la genchi en Balizas cantando en un fogón.

Tu nene te ahuyenta a los fieles de tu propia iglesia
No pueden rezarles tranquilos los del Opus Dei
Mirando con susto su imagen se hincan y piensan
Será el diputado barbudo del MPP.

Decinos... si tu sangre es como el vino
Hacé una tranfusión.

No vayas a pensarte que soy ateo
Te sigo a todos lados poniendo huevos
Pero no te parece que vas muy seguido por el Vaticano?
Podrías darte una vueltita cada tanto a ver los africanos.

No queremos ponernos en tus zapatos
Bah, en realidad sandalias pa ser exactos
Con equilibrio y con justicia vos haces perfecto tu trabajo
Aunque lo del Tsunami el equilibrio se te fue un poco al carajo.

Fue la naturaleza no nos des bola
Capas que te pasaste con esa ola
Y vos no ese gran Dios que siempre sabe todo y nunca falla, eh?
Dejá no lo hagas calentar que estamos muy cerquita de la playa.

Algún motivo serio habrás tenido
Porque errar es humano y vos sos divino
Divino con mayúscula no te confundas no fue un piropo
Según dice la iglesia los homosexuales vos los queres poco.

Pasemos a otro tema si no te importa
A menos que prefieras hablar de tortas.
Eso fue un chiste no te enojes fue para aliviar tensiones
Si los obispos son tan varoniles porque usan camisones?

Si no te cae mal acá va un consejo
Un día poné un Papa que no sea viejo
Pues con la edad que tienen se les hace medio corta la carrera
Apenas da nomás para unas misas y en seguida ya la quedan.
Sabemos que precisa mucha experiencia
Es como a los goleros les da presencia
Seguro que elegir un Papa no debe ser una cosa fácil
Pero el viejito nuevo que elegiste justo fue a salirte nazi.
(Era vichar el currículom nomás vo!)

God

It's a human obsession
Centuries trying to talk to God
And it seems that God is busy
Because He hasn't answered us much.

Maybe He's just ignoring us
We have to be realistic for once
If He can see the universe
He's not going to be watching VTV

Sorry if we're out of line with this talking to you
Sending you a text message wasn't going to be right
Please excuse the language but it was impossible
To start learning Aramaic to do the skit.

We're not very clear on the subject of you and Jesus
If you're Jesus and Jesus is your son at the same time
And in the middle there would also be the Holy Spirit
Who is neither of the two but is one and only three.
You're going to drive us crazy!

I'd like... you to sign your shirt for me
With the S of Señor.

Without being offensive, Jesus came out a bit scrawny
Hairy, bearded and in sandals, the son of God
All he needs is a mate hanging on his side
And to walk around with the genchi in Balizas singing around a bonfire.

Your boy scares the faithful away from your own church
Those from Opus Dei can't pray in peace
Looking at his image with fear, they kneel down and think
It will be the bearded deputy of the MPP.

Tell us... if your blood is like wine
Give a transfusion.

Don't think that I'm an atheist
I follow you everywhere, laying eggs
But don't you think you go to the Vatican too often?
You could pop by to see the Africans every now and then.

We don't want to put ourselves in your shoes
Well, actually, sandals to be exact
With balance and justice, you do your job perfectly
Although with the Tsunami, your balance went a bit to hell.

It was nature, don't give us the ball
Maybe you went overboard with that wave
And you're not that great God who always knows everything and never fails, eh?
Come on, don't get him all worked up, we're very close to the beach.

You must have had a serious reason
Because to err is human and you are divine
Divine with a capital letter, don't be confused, it wasn't a compliment
According to the church, you don't like homosexuals very much.

Let's move on to another subject if you don't mind
Unless you prefer to talk about cakes.
That was a joke, don't get mad, it was just to ease the tension
If the bishops are so manly, why do they wear nighties?

If you don't mind, I have a piece of advice
One day, put a Pope who is not old
Because with their age, their career is cut short
It's hardly enough for a few masses and then they're done.
We know that it requires a lot of experience
It's like for goalkeepers, it gives them presence
Surely choosing a Pope can't be an easy thing
But the new old man you chose just happened to be a Nazi.
(It was just a matter of checking the resume, man!)