Paroles et traduction Ajs Nigrutin - Načos

Načos

Popio tekilu i odma sam pao
Boli me stomak ko da nikad nisam srao
Ne mogu da prdim od hemoroida
Peče me guza od načosa ljutuna
U apoteku upadam, tražim medicina
Za divno čudo doktorka beše mnogo fina
Dala mi je kreme jedno pola kila
Jer je hemoroid bio kao krigla
Masno manje jedem i ne pijem vinjak
Nedostaje mi paprika i rakija od šljiva
Sada kada repujem stil mi je ziljav
Uložite po dinar za lečenje MC-a
žiro račun, čekovi i devize primam
(Popio sam čajeve marke potavia)
Lečenje u banji mnogo meni prija
(Ne pomaže mi ništa, počinjem da divljam)
Moraću da idem na presađivanje čmara
Ali za to treba mnogo više para
Jer neću da mi ugrade čmar od mrtvaka
Ili da donator bude neka baka
Ljuti načos me je sjebo skroz
Ljuti načos, ljuti načos!
Doktor je reko da će da mi nabavi čmar
Od jedne ribe koja je u isti primala kar
Reko neću rčma što je neko futo
Ja bi brate samo da opet jedem ljuto
Da kenjam ko nekad i da prdim dugo
(Ta će te operacija izaći skupo)
Donatori, donatori dajte neke pare
Da ugradim nove kolutiće čmarne
Da ispuštam gasove ko mašine parne
Uplatite mi pare, pare, pare, pare
šta će meni pare kad ne mogu da njamke
Dojče bundes bank, danke, danke, danke
Dobio sam pomoć od demokratske stranke
Preko računa rajnfajzen banke
Doktor je hteo neke pare lake
Pa mi presadio čmar od svrake!
Ljuti načos me je sjebo skroz
Ljuti načos, ljuti načos!
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Nachos

Had some tequila and I almost passed out
Stomach hurting like I've never taken a dump
Can't fart because of hemorrhoids
My ass is burning from the spicy nachos
I ran to the pharmacy, asking for some medicine
Miraculously, the doctor was a fine lady
She gave me half a kilo of cream
Because the hemorrhoid was as big as a tankard
I eat less fatty food and I don't drink brandy
I miss peppers and plum brandy
Now that I'm rapping, my style is edgy
Invest a dinar for the MC's treatment
I accept bank accounts, checks, and foreign currencies
(I drank teas of the brand potavia)
Treatment in the bathtub is good for me
(Nothing helps me, I'm starting to go wild)
I'll have to get a butt transplant
But that requires a lot more money
Because I don't want them to install a butt from a dead person
Or for the donor to be some old lady
Spicy nachos totally screwed me up
Spicy nachos, spicy nachos!
The doctor said he'll get me a butt
From a fish that used to eat cars
I said I don't want an asshole that someone's screwed
I just want to eat spicy food again, my brother
To shit like I used to and to fart for a long time
(That operation's gonna cost you a lot)
Donors, donors, give me some money
So I can install some new butt wheels
So I can release gases like steam engines
Pay me money, money, money, money
What good is money when I can't eat?
Thank you, thank you, thank you, Bundesbank
I got help from the Democratic Party
Through an account at Raiffeisen Bank
The doctor wanted some easy money
So he transplanted a cormorant's butt!
Spicy nachos totally screwed me up
Spicy nachos, spicy nachos!
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