Paroles et traduction Akwid - Un Día

Un Día

Un dia como a las diez de la mañana,
Que me timbra el telefo quien creen que era,
Se le habian olvidado sus aretes a thalia,
En mi ropero, que mas espero y yo le dije te los
Llevo al ratito no se valla a enojar
Aquel viejito que te los compro, mira esperame en la esquina
Donde llegas a comprar lo que tu llamas,
Medicina, bueno arranco de todos modos tenia
Que hacer una parada en el banco mientras
Yo estaba parado en la linea se miraba
Conocido el del insignia, me le quedo viendo
Y se me hizo familiar y no me acuerdo pero
Ha si este guey es bueno pa' pelear
Que ondas pinches chavez le grito guantame
Un momento mientras deposito yo he fanatico
Voy a saludarlo me le hacerco y tratando de imitarlo
Cuando le di yo reconocimiento, avienta
Su pistola al viento y dice este es un asalto
Avientense todos al asfalto de volada
Y en eso entran otros seis hombres enmascarados
Y bien acelerados dicen nadie grite y nadie corra
Lo juro por mi jefe, por mi madre y por mi morra
Que les meto un par y no lo pienso en el
Momento le jalo al gatillo y se me pierde el
Pensamiento les grita su acomplice chavez
¡hey! gueyes aca tengo las llaves, va uno van dos,
Y los demas sigiendo en eso sali en chinga
Yo corriendo les note cuando pase por ahi
Volando las chamarras decian montez de durango
Corriendo como si fuera maraton
Con los huevos en la mano y la caca
En el calzon hay guey me les escape a penas todo esto por
Tratar de complacer a gente ajenas
Me trato de esconder en un hotel por favor
No molesten decia el papel entro y la muchacha me resueña
Era mister bermudez besando al miss es peña
Hey compa no es por ser malvado pero
Fuera buena onda si me dices a que sabo
Y me brinco por la ventana bajo a la esquina
Se me quedan viendo los dos por la cortina
La moraleja de la historia es la siguiente
Tanto pinche pedo por un pinche par de aretes,
Estas son las historias son la realidad
No se mentir pues yo siempre digo la verdad
Yo soy honesto me tienes que creer no soy
Como pinocho yo no se pretender lo que hoy escuchas fue
Lo que paso, tambien tengo una nave
Que en marciano me dejo neta fue la tercera vez que
Fuimos ala luna y nos estacionamos debajo de la laguna.

Escribiendo como niño bueno estaba yo
Tu sabes las escenas y los chistes pa'
Mi compa polo-polo, pues a mi lado se sienta jorge campos
Me cuenta que madreo a blue demon y a santo,
Calmate le digo que quieres hacer
Se me hace heria a uno y tengo que corre
No hay pedo vente conosco unas amigas las angeles
De charly son cabronas y se animan, hay te quedas tu mientras
Salgo a vigilar no asomes la cabeza
Si es que llegan a tocar tambien por si las moscas
Guey hay ta'la chinita por que tengo apartadas
A las dos de las gueritas pues pa' no andar
A pata dando vueltas por el barrio me lleve el pinche caballo
De llanero solitario hace quince dias
Me lo dejo por que se fue, que iba rehacer su vida con otra
Mujer por que la que tenia se le escondio
Con sadam hussein pero el esta convencido
Que se fue con kaliman pues hay boy yo muy valiente
Y con machete le llamo a valentin trujillo
Y llega como cuete con dos pistolas
Y poca suerte ya chingamos le digo vamos
A la esquina y los esperamos en poco rato llega
Lola la trailera pregunta donde esta el cabron
Y saquenlo pa' fuera, me debe feria y
Por eso fue que huyo como crees que
Iva a madrear a blue demon le digo vamos lola yo
Te llevare que llega batman y que dice yo tambien
Te ayudare y en poco tiempo regresamos al
Local pinche campos ya tenia de su lado a superman
Neta no te miento esa no me la crei pero no
Pensaron que tambien fui alumno de brus lee
Y en poco tiempo pues que se arman los
Madrazos, con pedro y mario almada
Los sacamos a balazos, estas historias son la realidad no
Se mentir pues yo siempre digo la veredad yo
Soy honesto me tienes que creer no soy como
Pinocho yo no se pretender lo
Que hoy escuchas fue lo que paso, tambien
Tengo una nave que un marciano me dejo
Fue la tercera vez que fuimos a la luna
Y nos estacionamos debejo de la laguna.

One Day

One day around ten in the morning,
The phone rings, who do you think it was,
Thalia had forgotten her earrings,
In my closet, what else do I expect, and I told her I'd
Bring them to her shortly, don't get mad
That old man who bought them for you, look, wait for me on the corner
Where you go to buy what you call,
Medicine, well, I took off anyway, I had
To make a stop at the bank while
I was standing in line, it looked
Familiar, the guy with the insignia, I kept looking at him
And it seemed familiar and I don't remember but
Oh yeah, this dude is good at fighting
What's up, damn Chavez, he shouts, hold on a
Moment while I deposit, I'm a fan
I'm going to say hi, I approach him and trying to imitate him
When I recognized him, he throws
His gun in the air and says this is a robbery
Everyone get down on the ground, quickly
And in that moment, six other masked men enter
And very accelerated they say nobody scream and nobody run
I swear by my boss, by my mother and by my girl
That I'll shoot a couple and I won't think twice
I pull the trigger and my
Thought is lost, his accomplice Chavez yells at them
Hey! Guys, I have the keys here, one goes, two go,
And the rest follow, in that I got out of there
I ran, I noticed them when I passed by
Flying jackets, they said Montez de Durango
Running like it was a marathon
With my balls in my hand and poop
In my underwear, oh man, I barely escaped, all this for
Trying to please strangers
I try to hide in a hotel, please
Do not disturb, the sign said, I enter and the girl makes me gag
It was Mr. Bermudez kissing Miss Peña
Hey buddy, it's not to be mean but
It would be cool if you told me how it tastes
And I jump out the window, I go down to the corner
The two of them stare at me through the curtain
The moral of the story is as follows
So much damn trouble for a damn pair of earrings,
These are the stories, they are reality
I don't know how to lie because I always tell the truth
I'm honest, you have to believe me, I'm not
Like Pinocchio, I don't know how to pretend what you hear today was
What happened, I also have a spaceship
That a Martian left me, it was the third time we
Went to the moon and parked under the lagoon.

I was writing like a good boy
You know the scenes and the jokes for
My buddy Polo-Polo, well, Jorge Campos sits next to me
He tells me he beat up Blue Demon and Santo,
Calm down, I tell him, what do you want to do
I think he hurt one and I have to run
No problem, come on, I know some friends, the angels
Of Charly, they're awesome and they're up for it, you stay there while
I go out to keep watch, don't stick your head out
If they happen to knock, also just in case
Dude, there's the little Chinese girl because I have them reserved
The two little blonde ones, well, so I don't have to
Walk around the neighborhood, I took the damn horse
Of the Lone Ranger, fifteen days ago
He left it to me because he left, that he was going to rebuild his life with another
Woman because the one he had hid from him
With Saddam Hussein, but he's convinced
That she left with Kaliman, well, there I go, very brave
And with a machete, I call Valentin Trujillo
And he arrives like a rocket with two pistols
And little luck, we're screwed, I tell him, let's go
To the corner and we wait for them, soon Lola arrives
The trucker asks where the bastard is
And get him out here, he owes me money and
That's why he ran away, how do you think he
Was going to beat up Blue Demon, I tell him, let's go Lola, I'll
Take you, Batman arrives and says I'll also
Help you and in a short time we return to the
Place, damn Campos already had Superman on his side
Seriously, I'm not lying, I didn't believe that one, but they didn't
Think that I was also a student of Bruce Lee
And in a short time, well, the
Fights break out, with Pedro and Mario Almada
We took them out with bullets, these stories are reality, I don't
Know how to lie because I always tell the truth, I
Am honest, you have to believe me, I'm not like
Pinocchio, I don't know how to pretend
What you hear today was what happened, I also
Have a spaceship that a Martian left me
It was the third time we went to the moon
And parked under the lagoon.