Paroles et traduction Albert Plá - Juerga Catalana

Juerga Catalana

Bona nit. molt bona nit
M'en vaig al llit que estic borratxo i sóc feliç.
Bona nit. molt bona nit
M'en vaig al llit que estic borratxo i sóc feliç.

Fa tres dies que no dormo,
Quatre o cinc no m'en recordo,
Em vaig trobar al Quimet a Isona,
Vens ara a fer-ne una copa?
Que m'en vull anar a dormir d'hora,
La seva xicota ens mana:
Aneu a tirar la basura,
Dins el cubell de la plaça,
Però en Quimet agafa el cotxe,
Rumbo a un poble de Segur,
I vuit o nou o deu cubates,
I a un garitu que hi ha al centro,
Quan ja estàvem mig borratxos,
Vam dir anem-n'hi a fer curves,
Fes-te un porro més enllà,
Ja que estàvem per Pallars,
Vam anar a sota a comprar,
Loteria Ca La Bruja,
Per poder seguir la juerga fins Nadal.
I després cap a Puigcerdà,
I allà dalt de la muntanya,
Vam parar a fer una pixada,
Però vam veure com florien,
Bolets a les cagades,
I aquests son bolets d'aquells,
Que me fan girar el cervell,
I ens em vam menjar uns doscents
Puja al cotxe i a Cerdanya,
Tornem-ne cap a la Seu d'Urgell,
Yuhuuu!!

Bona nit. molt bona nit
M'en vaig al llit que estic borratxo i sóc feliç.
Bona nit. molt bona nit
M'en vaig al llit que estic borratxo i sóc feliç.

Si no es fan gaires barrejes,
Els bolets no pujen gaire,
Però amb uns porros y uns cubates
Y un parell o tres de rayes,
Pujen que es una passada,
I en comptes de tornar a casa,
Vam xuparnos la Collada de Tosses d'una tirada,
I no se com vam parar a Berga,
I vam conéixer dues nenes,
I a Puig Reig ens vam fer uns whiskys,
I despres vam pillar uns éxatsis,
Per fer-nos a les titis,
Una treballava al super,
L'altre tenia molt vici,
I un polvet vora del riu,
I la lluna que ens somriu,
I jo sóc un gran fan del sexe,
Això es perfecte,
Tias buenas, mucha droga,
Dale fuerte! qué feliç!
Cagüen la puta i aquest cop he estat de suerte,
Que resabia es la natura,
Que ens crea i tambe ens ajunta,
L'un per l'altre això no para nooo!!

Bona nit. molt bona nit
M'en vaig al llit que estic borratxo i sóc feliç.
Bona nit. molt bona nit
M'en vaig al llit que estic borratxo i sóc feliç.

Adios muy buenas! amiguetes...
Marxem cap a Vic per feina,
I al casino uns bons cuabatas,
Vaig vomitar a la façana,
De la Casa Tarradellas,
Ja tornavem des de Vic,
I a la rotonda d'Hostalric,
Ens va parar la policia,
Puto control d'alcholèmia,
Verge santa quina angúnia,
Però en Quimet treu la pistola,
I tirant tiros als pitufos,
Jo me cagüen els controls,
I aviso als mossos d'escuadra,
Que no me toquin mes els ous!!
Collons Quimet que fort que vaas!
T'has cargat tres policies,
Em sembla que t'has passat!
Cagant osties cap a Breda,
Para al bar, pillem benzina,
I una mica d'heroína,
Ni hi ha res com el cavall,
Per tirar el susto cap avall.
Ja una mica mes calmats,
Vam robar, per si de cas,
Un altre cotxe per fugir,
Vam cambiar el golf GTI,
Per un mercedes, JODETEEE

Bona nit. molt bona nit
M'en vaig al llit que estic borratxo i sóc feliç.
Bona nit. molt bona nit
M'en vaig al llit que estic borratxo i sóc feliç.

Reconec que vam fer voltes,
Per arribar a Barcelona,
Que boniques son les platges de Girona!
Des de Blanes fins a Tossa i Cadaqués,
I un vell pescador ens diguè,
Que ens va veure per Lloret,
Però si he de ser sincer,
Jo no m'en recordo de res,
Vols dir que crec que va estar molt bé,
De Sant Pol fins a la Mina,
Hi ha un camí secret que et porta,
Directe cap a la gloria.
De la Rambla al kentucky,
Passa per la plaça del Tripi...
Vés-te'n al Harlem i al Glaciar,
I despres cap al Sidecar,
Del Jamboree al Luz de Gas,
No es gran cosa la ciutat,
Cada cop està mes sosa,
I aquest cony de Barcelona,
Em sembla cada cop mes,
Com un poble de mala mort.

Bona nit. molt bona nit
M'en vaig al llit que estic borratxo i sóc feliç.
Bona nit. molt bona nit
M'en vaig al llit que estic borratxo i sóc feliç.

Anem-nos'en de la capital,
Anem-nos'en que se'ns fa tard,
Fotent curves pel Garraf,
I amb les motos que em robat,
Sense faros i borratxos,
Collons quin cego que portem,
Collons que bé que ens ho passem,
Com el Vallès no hi ha res,
Excepte el vi del Penedès,
Un Martini a Vilafranca,
Visca el Barça i Vilanova,
De Reus cap a Tarragona,
Se'ns acaba Catalunya,
Doncs tornem cap a Tortosa,
Que bonic que es prendre el Sol!
I rere la xemeneia de la nuclear d'ascó,
Jo soc d'un racó del món,
Que la putejat tothom,
Ja estic fart de veure el món,
Em va dir el Qumiet tot must,
Catalunya ha crescut molt,
Es el pais mes gran del mon,
Però el meu poble es el millor,
Vull tornar-me amb els meus porcs,
Va arribar el moment solemne,
Jo em sincero, ell es sincera,
No som res Quimet, de veres,
Va tornem cap a caseta.

Bona nit. molt bona nit
M'en vaig al llit que estic borratxo i sóc feliç.
Bona nit. molt bona nit
M'en vaig al llit que estic borratxo i sóc feliç.

Sempre hi ha un moment de juerga,
Que un es mira despres pensa,
El perquè de l'existència,
Va deixa't de tantes osties,
T'has passat de cocaína!,
I vam tornar cap a Vallclara,
A la piscina fem un cubata,
I esmorzar a la Panadella,
Despres per frenar la resaca,
Dos gintonics a Igualada,
Tothom sap que a Montserrat,
Que es on viu la Moreneta,
I als nens de l'Escolanía,
Que els vesteixen amb faldilles,
I els confons amb una tía,
I del cego que portàvem,
Ja casi que ens els follàvem,
Menos mal gràcies al bisbe,
No toqueu la criatura,
Que es un noi no es una tia,
Cagüen déu, cagüen el bisbe,
Que ens està axafant la festa,
Catalunya quina merda!,
Cervera, Agramunt, Artesa,
I per fi vam arribar a Isona,
Vam anar a tirar la basura,
Al cubell de la plaça,
I despres vam tornar a casa,
No ha estat mal, quimet, la juerga,
Aquesta juerga catalana!!...

Catalan Party

Good night. Very good night
I'm going to bed, I'm drunk and happy.
Good night. Very good night
I'm going to bed, I'm drunk and happy.

I haven't slept for three days,
Four or five, I don't remember,
I met Quimet in Isona,
Are you coming for a drink now, babe?
I wanted to go to sleep at the time,
His girlfriend orders us:
Go take out the trash,
In the bin in the square,
But Quimet takes the car,
Heading to a town in Segur,
And eight or nine or ten cubatas,
And in a dive bar in the center,
When we were already half drunk,
We said let's go for a drive,
Roll another joint there, babe,
Since we were in Pallars,
We went downstairs to buy,
Lottery at Ca La Bruja,
To be able to continue the party until Christmas.
And then to Puigcerdà,
And up there on the mountain,
We stopped to take a piss,
But we saw how they bloomed,
Mushrooms on the shit,
And these are those mushrooms,
That make my brain spin,
And we ate about two hundred of them
Get in the car, to Cerdanya,
Let's go back to the Seu d'Urgell,
Yuhuuu!!

Good night. Very good night
I'm going to bed, I'm drunk and happy.
Good night. Very good night
I'm going to bed, I'm drunk and happy.

If you don't mix too much,
The mushrooms don't kick in much,
But with a few joints and some cubatas
And a couple or three lines of coke,
They come up in a flash, baby,
And instead of going home,
We drove through the Collada de Tosses in one go,
I don't know how we ended up in Berga,
And we met two girls,
And in Puig Reig we had some whiskeys,
And then we got some ecstasy,
To do it to the girls,
One worked at the supermarket,
The other was really into it,
And a quickie by the river,
And the moon smiling at us,
And I'm a big fan of sex,
This is perfect,
Hot chicks, lots of drugs,
Give it to me hard! I'm so happy!
Fuck it, this time I've been lucky,
It was nature's doing,
She creates us and she also brings us together,
One for the other, this doesn't stop, nooo!!

Good night. Very good night
I'm going to bed, I'm drunk and happy.
Good night. Very good night
I'm going to bed, I'm drunk and happy.

Goodbye ladies!...
Let's go to Vic for work,
And some good cubatas at the casino,
I vomited on the facade,
Of Casa Tarradellas,
We were coming back from Vic,
And at the Hostalric roundabout,
We were stopped by the police,
Fucking breathalyzer test,
Holy virgin, what agony,
But Quimet pulls out his gun,
And shooting at the cops,
I shit on controls,
And warn the police squad,
Don't touch my balls anymore!!
Damn, Quimet, you're going strong!
You've shot three cops,
I think you've gone too far!
Shit, let's head to Breda,
Stop at the bar, get some gas,
And some heroin,
There's nothing like horse,
To bring the scare down.
Already a little calmer,
We stole, just in case,
Another car to escape,
We changed the Golf GTI,
For a Mercedes, FUCK YEAH!

Good night. Very good night
I'm going to bed, I'm drunk and happy.
Good night. Very good night
I'm going to bed, I'm drunk and happy.

I admit we went around in circles,
To get to Barcelona,
How beautiful the beaches of Girona are!
From Blanes to Tossa and Cadaqués,
And an old fisherman told us,
That he saw us in Lloret,
But to be honest,
I don't remember anything,
You mean I think it was great,
From Sant Pol to la Mina,
There's a secret path that takes you,
Straight to glory.
From La Rambla to Kentucky,
It goes through Plaza del Tripi...
Go to Harlem and Glaciar,
And then to Sidecar,
From Jamboree to Luz de Gas,
The city is not much,
It's getting more boring every time,
And this damn Barcelona,
Seems to me more and more,
Like a dead town.

Good night. Very good night
I'm going to bed, I'm drunk and happy.
Good night. Very good night
I'm going to bed, I'm drunk and happy.

Let's get out of the capital,
Let's go, we're late,
Driving curves through Garraf,
And with the motorcycles I stole,
Without headlights and drunk,
Damn, we're so wasted,
Damn, we're having a good time,
There's nothing like Vallès,
Except the wine from Penedès,
A Martini in Vilafranca,
Long live Barça and Vilanova,
From Reus to Tarragona,
Catalonia is coming to an end,
So let's go back to Tortosa,
How nice it is to sunbathe!
And behind the chimney of the Ascó nuclear power plant,
I'm from a corner of the world,
That everyone has cursed,
I'm tired of seeing the world,
Quimet told me, completely wasted,
Catalonia has grown a lot,
It's the biggest country in the world,
But my town is the best,
I want to go back to my pigs,
The solemn moment arrived,
I'm honest, he's honest,
We are nothing, Quimet, really,
Let's go back home.

Good night. Very good night
I'm going to bed, I'm drunk and happy.
Good night. Very good night
I'm going to bed, I'm drunk and happy.

There's always a moment in a party,
That you look at yourself later and think,
About the reason for existence,
Stop with all this bullshit,
You've had too much cocaine!
And we returned to Vallclara,
We'll have a cubata at the pool,
And have breakfast in Panadella,
Then to curb the hangover,
Two gin and tonics in Igualada,
Everyone knows that in Montserrat,
Is where the Black Madonna lives,
And the children of the Escolanía,
That they dress in skirts,
And you confuse them with a girl,
And from the blindness we had,
We almost fucked them,
Thank goodness the bishop,
Don't touch the child,
It's a boy, not a girl,
Damn God, damn the bishop,
He's ruining our party,
Catalonia, what a mess!,
Cervera, Agramunt, Artesa,
And finally we arrived at Isona,
We went to take out the trash,
In the bin in the square,
And then we went back home,
It wasn't bad, Quimet, the party,
This Catalan party!!...