Paroles et traduction Alessio Bondì - Taverna vita eterna

Taverna vita eterna

Nun ci iri mai
Asinnò poi ci ha' ghiri cchiossai
C'è una cura chi dura r'un'ura
Si l'ha fare falla fuora asinnò ccà nni scula
Iu m'a tiegnu tutta rintra fino a quannu rura
Chiuiu l'occhi e viru acqua chi sbura ri mura
Ti lassu ccà e minni va' sbacantu i rini ddà r'arrieri
Pieri doppu pieri, addivientu un pumpieri
Niesciu l'idrante ri mutanne e astutu tutti i pinzieri
Ammucciativi fichietti,
U lupunaru è pieri pieri!

E mi va' asciucu un'atra birra
Chi haiu 'u cannarozzu chinu i pruvulazzu
Iu stasira minn'è ghiri in palazzu
M'è stricari peggiu r'un cannavazzu
Er ogni cosa chi dicu a scafazzu
E a casa tornu sulu si mi ci portanu 'mbrazzu
Si 'un hai pobbremi iu pobbremi unni fazzu
Manciu pollo, iu l'addumu e l'ammazzu

E si a me vita fussi eterna
Iu 'a passassi sana san'a taverna!
M'a spinnissi sana san'a taverna!
'A spardassi sana san'a taverna!
E si a me vita fussi eterna
Iu 'a lassassi sana san'a taverna!
M'a vinnissi sana san'a taverna!
'A lanzassi sana san'a taverna!

Lassatimi accussì
Ru sabbatu sira nfin'o lunedì
Sugnu troppu pa coma
Iu mi sientu una crema
Cioccolato e nocciola
Una cosa inutella!
Arricugghitimi c'a carriola
Arricugghitimi c'a barella
Direzione una sula:
U spitale ccà vicinu!
Ahi, chi fu sta cutiddata na carina ri rini?
"Fu ca sbagliasti calcolo
Oggi a luna 'un è china, curò!"
N'o lettinu r'u spitale
Roppu un'ura r'aspittare
U dutturi mi taliò e mi rissi: "calcolo renale"
"Morte a tutti i sfasciallitti,
Aiutatimi fichietti!
U lupunaru è chinu i rina,
Pietri pietri s'a vitti!"

E mi va asciucu l'acqua Fiuggi
C'haiu i rini chini chini i pruvulazzu
Picchì assira minn'ivu in palazzu
E 'u lupunaru ora pare un canuzzu
Er ogni cosa chi dicu a scafazzu
Però a' taverna nun ci tornu cchiù mancu p'u cazzu
I problemi mi fannu 'mbarazzu
E a Cappuccettu s'uncocciu l'ammazzu

E si a me vita fussi eterna
Iu 'a passassi sana san'a taverna!
M'a spinnissi sana san'a taverna!
'A spardassi sana san'a taverna!
E si a me vita fussi eterna
Iu 'a lassassi sana san'a taverna!
M'a vinnissi sana san'a taverna!
'A lanzassi sana san'a taverna!

Taverna Eternal Life

I'll never go there
Otherwise I'd have to go there again and again
There's a cure that lasts for an hour
If you have to do it, do it outside otherwise we'll all get sick
I'm keeping it all inside until it bursts
I close my eyes and see water spurting from the walls
I'll leave you here and go to the bathroom in the back
Stone after stone, I'm becoming a firefighter
I pull out the hydrant from my pants and extinguish all my thoughts
Hide, little dandies,
The werewolf is coming, stone by stone!

And I will dry another beer
Whose tap is full of sausage
I'm not going to the palace tonight
I'm more wrinkled than a dishcloth
I say everything by mistake
And I'll only go home if someone carries me
If you don't have problems, I'll make some for you
I eat chicken, I cook it and I kill it

And if my life were eternal
I'd spend it safe and sound in the tavern!
I'd drink it down safe and sound in the tavern!
I'd waste it safe and sound in the tavern!
And if my life were eternal
I'd leave it safe and sound in the tavern!
I'd sell it safe and sound in the tavern!
I'd throw it away safe and sound in the tavern!

Leave me like this
From Saturday night till Monday
I'm too drunk to eat
I feel like a custard
Chocolate and hazelnut
A useless thing!
Pick me up with a wheelbarrow
Pick me up with a stretcher
There's only one direction:
The hospital right over there!
Ouch, my back! What a nasty cut!
"It's because you miscalculated
The moon isn't full tonight, honey!"
On my little bed in the hospital
After an hour of waiting
The doctor looked at me and said: "Kidney stone"
"Death to all the gluttons,
Help me, little dandies!
The werewolf is full of stones,
He's throwing them one by one!"

And I'm drying myself with Fiuggi water
Because my kidneys are full of sausage
Because last night I didn't go to the palace
And now the werewolf looks like a little dog
I say everything by mistake
But I'll never go back to the tavern again, not even to fuck
Problems embarrass me
And if Red Riding Hood gets in my way, I'll kill her

And if my life were eternal
I'd spend it safe and sound in the tavern!
I'd drink it down safe and sound in the tavern!
I'd waste it safe and sound in the tavern!
And if my life were eternal
I'd leave it safe and sound in the tavern!
I'd sell it safe and sound in the tavern!
I'd throw it away safe and sound in the tavern!