Paroles et traduction Bap - Ne Schöne Jrooss

Ne Schöne Jrooss

Ahn su 'nem Daach, wo minge Kühlschrank jejähnt hätt
Ming Depris ahn mir klääfte, zähflüssig, vollfett
Ming Breeftäsch leer woor un wo absolut nix ahnliejen däät

Wo ich zom zichste Mohl de Naas vun mir vollhatt
Trotzdämm für alles en Erklärung parat hatt
Noh drei, vier Bier schon ahn dämm Punkt wohr, wo mir nix mieh jet mäht

Daach ich: Verdamp noch mohl, die Grübeltour bringk et nit
Die treck dich raff, die bringk dich runder wie sons nur jet
Die fuck dich aff, bess zo dämm Punkt, wo övverhaup nix mieh klapp

Dann hängste nur noch römm un zweifels ahn dir
Un wirfs dir alles, wat du finge kanns vüür
Bess sujar neidisch op die Type, die du sons nur beduhrs

Ne schöne Jrooß ahn all die, die unfehlbar sinn
Vun nix en Ahnung hann, die ävver, immerhin
Su dunn als ob, weil op Fassade, do stonn se halt drop

Dä Durchblickprofi uss dämm Bausparverein
Rundömjebräunt, met Frau un Pudel doheim
Met singer Einbaukösch, die rustikal ess, ävver dennoch moder

Met singem Rallyestreifen Opel GT, ner Stehplatz-Mitte-Jahreskaat vum FC
Dä öm Charles Bronson praatjemaate, akkurate Freizeit-Abziehbild-Held
Dä Naach für Naach bess zom Programmschluss em Sessel hängk

Dä veezehn Daach Benidorm paradisisch fingk
Zwei Johr beim Bund wohr, weil ihm Männerkameradschaft jefällt
Dä freut sich jetz ald op sing Zokunf als Rentner

Op dä Balkon met Liejestohl, denn do pennt er
Bess 'e die Löffel affjitt, die 'e selvs ald lang nit mieh hätt

Ne schöne Jrooß ahn all die, die unfehlbar sinn
Vun nix en Ahnung hann, die ävver, immerhin
Su dunn als ob, weil op Fassade, do stonn se halt drop

Die ärm Säu hänge drin in Situatione
Die nur erklärbar sin durch Hirnamputatione
Die hann se noh un noh im Gleichschritt Richtung Schwachsinn gescheck
Oh, leeven Orwell 84 is noh, t'sinn mittlerweile nur noch vier läppsche Johr
Et läuft so ähnlich aff nur unauffällig un vill raffinierter jemaat

Dä Trick dä funktioniert janz zügig un reibungslos
Etappenweise Entmündigung, klappt famos
Freiwillig injemaat un stecum zom verblöden jebraat

Noch zo empfehle wör dem janze Komplott
Schenkt jedem einzelne doch ne aufblasbar Jott
Uss Vinyl, abwaschbar, exakte Masse, verbraucherjerecht jeföhlsecht

Ne schöne Jrooß ahn all die, die unfehlbar sinn
Vun nix en Ahnung hann, die ävver, immerhin
Su dunn als ob, weil op Fassade, do stonn se halt drop

Ne schöne Jrooß
Ne schöne Jrooß
Ne schöne Jrooß
Ne schöne Jrooß

A Nice Big Hello

On a day when my fridge was yawning at me
My depression and I were cuddling, viscous, full-fat
My wallet was empty and absolutely nothing was going on

When I had my nose full for the umpteenth time
Still had an explanation ready for everything
After three, four beers already at the point where nothing mattered anymore

I thought: Disappear again, this brooding tour won't get you anywhere
It pulls you down, it brings you down like nothing else
It fucks you up, to the point where nothing works at all

Then you just hang around and doubt yourself
And throw everything you can find in front of you
You even get jealous of the guys you normally only pity

A nice big hello to all those who are infallible
Have no idea about anything, but at least
Pretend they do, because they're all about appearances

The know-it-all from the building society
All tanned, with wife and poodle at home
With his fitted kitchen, which is rustic, but still modern

With his rally stripe Opel GT, a standing-room-only season ticket for the FC
Who talks about Charles Bronson as if he knew him, the accurate leisure-time-decal-hero
Who hangs in his armchair every night until the program ends

Who finds ten days of Benidorm paradisiacal
Was in the army for two years because he likes male camaraderie
He's already looking forward to his future as a pensioner

On the balcony with a deck chair, because that's where he sleeps
Until he kicks the bucket, which he himself hasn't had for a long time

A nice big hello to all those who are infallible
Have no idea about anything, but at least
Pretend they do, because they're all about appearances

The poor souls are stuck in situations
Which are only explainable by brain amputations
They were sent step by step towards idiocy in lockstep
Oh, dear Orwell 84 is near, it's only four measly years now
It's going off in a similar way, only inconspicuously and much more cleverly done

The trick works very quickly and smoothly
Step-by-step incapacitation, works famously
Taken in voluntarily and brought to bleed to death

To be recommended for the whole plot
Give each individual an inflatable god
Made of vinyl, washable, exact dimensions, consumer-law-compliant

A nice big hello to all those who are infallible
Have no idea about anything, but at least
Pretend they do, because they're all about appearances

A nice big hello
A nice big hello
A nice big hello
A nice big hello