Paroles et traduction BAP - Talk Show

Talk Show

Wenn du en et Fernsehn wills, ...jarkei Problem, dann mußte nur schräg sinn, berühmp oder schön. Wenn du nix zo saare häss, ...triff sich perfekt. Paar Phrase jenüje, maach einfach op nett un lääsch dich nie met dämm Jastjeber ahn, dämm Teleprompterjelenkte. Dä kann bestemme, wer ahnkütt, wer keine Stech kritt, wann bei ihm jelaach weed, un wann applaudiert, wer he jewennt un wer he verliert. Die nevven dir′s achzehn un ei'ntlich zo deck, die hätt für et Guinessbooch ir′ndjet jestrick. Dä jä'növver hätt jraad en Serie jedrieht, 'ne Blinde ess mongoloid, wie mer sieht. Dä′m grauen Pullover′s vun ir'ndner Partei - dä kennt mer, dä′s en jeder Talk Show dobei, dä sprich immer druckreif, politisch korrekt. En Miss Silikon hätt noch janix jecheckt. Et heiß, die wööt nähx Johr als Weltstar entdeckt. Un obligatorisch ess einer pervers, 'ne Quotenexot, dä muß sinn - dat steht fess en der Talk Show. Spät nahx en der Talk Show. Diss Naach besste endlich en der Daily Late Night Show. Die Strickerin grins blöd, dä Serienheld lallt. Dä hätt jraad et dritte Mohl et selve verzallt. Em Publikum hällt wer′e T-Shirt en't Bild. En Batik steht do "Der Regenwald stirbt." Dä Graue′s betroffe, die Miss ess schockiert. En Busladung Nonne uss Trier randaliert. Dä Serienheld schlööf jetz, dä Talkmaster schwaad. Du frööchs dich, ob du hück schon ei Woot jesaat. Nä, du un dä Sado, ihr wwoort noch nit draan. Dä Blinde's och taubstumm, säht suwiesu nix, dä's nur he für′t Mitleid. Wat soo et? Hä sitz en der Talk Show. Spät nahx en der Talk Show. Diss Naach besste endlich en der Daily Late Night Show. Verjess, wer du bess un wofür du sons lääfs. Wat heiß he "Jeschmack"? Wat willste? Du bess en der Talk Show. Spät nahx en der Talk Show. Diss Naach besste endlich en der Daily Late Night Show

Talk Show

If you want to be on TV, ...no worries, then you just have to be famous, weird or beautiful. If you have nothing to say, ...well, that's perfect. A few phrases are enough, just act nice and never argue with the moderator, the teleprompter reader. He can decide who's coming, who's not getting a word in, when to laugh and when to applaud, who wins and who loses. They're driving you crazy eighteen times out of nineteen, they'd have something for the Guinness Book of Records. The guy opposite has just finished a series, a blind man is obviously mongoloid. The man in the grey sweater is from some party - you know him, he's always on every talk show, he always speaks for the media, is politically correct. A Miss Silicone hasn't understood anything yet. They say she'll be discovered as a world star next year. And there is always one pervert, a quota weirdo, that's a must - for sure on a talk show. Later on the talk show. Tonight you are finally on the Daily Late Night Show. The knitter grins stupidly, the soap opera hero babbles. He has just told the same thing for the third time. Someone in the audience holds up a T-shirt with a picture on it. A batik reads "The rainforest is dying." The grey one is distressed, Miss is shocked. A busload of nuns from Trier is going on the rampage. The soap opera hero is sleeping now, the talk master is talking. You wonder if you've said a word yet today. No, you and the sadist, you haven't had a chance yet. The blind man is deaf and dumb, doesn't see anything anyway, he's just there for the pity. What is that? He's sitting on a talk show. Later on the talk show. Tonight you are finally on the Daily Late Night Show. Forget who you are and what you live for. What does "taste" mean? What do you want? You're on a talk show. Later on the talk show. Tonight you are finally on the Daily Late Night Show