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Tannie Tina Van Wyk

Langs 'n opslaantent buite Hartenbos
Sug oom Vetseun Fielies langs 'n groot bord kos
15 Braaibroodjies en 'n meter wors
Dubbel brandewyne want die oom is dors

Hy lyk soos WWE se Mr. T
Op sy T-hemp staan daar groot: R U LOOKING @ ME?
Maar as Tina van Wyk van agter die stoof vir hom kyk
Begin hy soos 'n bang verwarde springhaas lyk

Sy's so onortodoks
Sy't teen Mike Tyson loop boks
Soos 'n Bengaalse tier
Soos 'n skoothondjie versier
Haar naam is Tina van Wyk
Die upper-class het haar ontduik
Sy dra 'n fake, zef Paris Hilton pruik

Sy dra 'n fake, zef Paris Hilton pruik
Dertig jaar gelede op die strand onmoet
By dieselfde kampterrein vir mekaar skaam gegroet
Sy was 'n hottie en hy was sterk

Nou's sy op holiday en hy moet werk!
Fielies maak vuur, Fielies moet braai
Fielies moet vir Tina met 'n piesangblaar waai

(Fielies! gaan maak vir my 'n Margarita)
Sy's so onortodoks
Sy't teen Mike Tyson loop boks
Soos 'n Bengaalse tier

Soos 'n skoothondjie versier
Haar naam is Tina van Wyk
Die upper-class het haar ontduik
Sy dra 'n fake, zef Paris Hilton pruik
Sy dra 'n fake, zef Paris Hilton pruik
By die swembad in haar neon pienk Monokini
Het Tina gedog Fielies gaan vir haar nie sien nie
Skelm met die lewensreder hom verneuk
Fielies se klein hartjie nou finaal gebreek
Tina masseer my! Tina maak slaai!
Tina moet vir Fielies met 'n piesangblaar waai
(Tina bring vir my 'n Brandewyn!)
(Fielies, skel my weer en ek skei jou)
Sy's so onortodoks
Sy't teen Mike Tyson loop boks
Soos 'n Bengaalse tier
Soos 'n skoothondjie versier
Haar naam is Tina van Wyk
Die upper-class het haar ontduik
Sy dra 'n fake, zef Paris Hilton pruik
Sy's so onortodoks
Sy't teen Mike Tyson loop boks
Soos 'n Bengaalse tier
Soos 'n skoothondjie versier
Haar naam is Tina van Wyk
Die upper-class het haar ontduik
Sy dra 'n fake, zef Paris Hilton pruik
Sy dra 'n fake, zef Paris Hilton pruik
Sy dra 'n fake, zef Paris Hilton pruik.

Tannie Tina Van Wyk

Outside Hartenbos, next to a camping tent,
Uncle Fatso Fielies is indulging in food that's immense.
15 braaibroodjies and a meter of wors.
Double the brandy, because the uncle is thirsty, of course.

He looks like WWE's Mr. T,
His T-shirt boldly proclaims: ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?
But when Tina Van Wyk appears from behind the stove,
He starts to act like a scared and confused springbok.

She's so unconventional,
She once squared up to Mike Tyson.
Like a Bengal tiger,
But dressed like a lapdog.
Her name is Tina Van Wyk,
The upper class avoids her like the plague,
She wears a fake, tacky Paris Hilton wig.

She wears a fake, tacky Paris Hilton wig.
Thirty years ago, they met on the beach,
At the same campsite, shyly greeting each other.
She was a hottie, and he was strong.

Now she's on vacation, and he has to work.
Fielies makes the fire, Fielies must braai,
Fielies must fan Tina with a banana leaf.

(Fielies! Go make me a Margarita)
She's so unconventional,
She once squared up to Mike Tyson.
Like a Bengal tiger,

But dressed like a lapdog.
Her name is Tina Van Wyk,
The upper class avoids her like the plague,
She wears a fake, tacky Paris Hilton wig.
She wears a fake, tacky Paris Hilton wig.
By the pool, in her neon pink Monokini,
Tina thought Fielies wouldn't notice her, not even a tiny bit.
She flirted with the lifeguard, Fielies felt betrayed,
His little heart was finally broken.
Tina, give me a massage! Tina, make me a salad!
Tina must fan Fielies with a banana leaf.
(Tina, bring me a brandy!)
(Fielies, if you scold me again, I'll divorce you)
She's so unconventional,
She once squared up to Mike Tyson.
Like a Bengal tiger,
But dressed like a lapdog.
Her name is Tina Van Wyk,
The upper class avoids her like the plague,
She wears a fake, tacky Paris Hilton wig.
She's so unconventional,
She once squared up to Mike Tyson.
Like a Bengal tiger,
But dressed like a lapdog.
Her name is Tina Van Wyk,
The upper class avoids her like the plague,
She wears a fake, tacky Paris Hilton wig.
She wears a fake, tacky Paris Hilton wig.
She wears a fake, tacky Paris Hilton wig.