Paroles et traduction Bourvil - Comme moi

Comme moi

Si tout l'mond' dansait la samba,
Comm' moi!
Avec des p'tits pas délicats,
Comm' moi!
L'ensemble serait délicieux,
Comm' moi!
Mais les danseurs n'sont pas gracieux,
Comm' moi!
J'ai mes grands pieds qui vont par-ci,
J'ai mes grands pieds qui vont par-là,
Ils tienn'nt leur place.
Les autr's danseurs s'en vont par-ci,
Les autr's danseurs s'en vont par-là,
Y m'font d'la place.
Y'en a pas un qui r'mue les bras,
Comm' moi!
Et qui fait aussi des grands pas,
Comm' moi!
En me voyant y s'précipit'nt,
Comm' moi!
Mais j'les rattrapp'y vont pas vit',
Comm' moi!
Qu'est-c'qu'il faut pour danser?
Des bons pieds.
Mais moi, en fait de pieds...
J'suis gâté.
Quand on a de grands pieds,
On tient debout,
Mais faut pas s'fair'marcher
Sur les bouts...
Si tout l'mond'dansait la samba,
Comm' moi!
Ce s'rait beau ne trouvez-vous pas?
Comm' moi!
L'autre jour ils ont voulu fair'
Comm' moi!
Mais ils se sont fichus par terr',
Comm' moi!
Mes grands pieds glissent d'un seul coup,
Sur un' poitrin' qu'était en d'ssous.
V'la que j'm'étale.
Si ces idiots savaient danser,
On ne m'aurait pas retrouvé
A l'hôpital!
Forcément ils ne dans'nt pas bien,
Comm' moi!
Comm' danseurs ils ne valent rien,
Comm' moi!
S'ils savaient, seul'ment y n'sav'nt pas,
Comm' moi!
Danser aussi bien la samba,
Comm' moi!
Quand je suis élancé,
Comm'cela,
C'est fou c'que j'peux filer,
Faut voir ça!
Quand la dans' se termin',
Y a plus personn'.
On dit qu'j'ai bonn'minn'.
Ça m'étonn'...
Si tout l'mond'dansait la samba,
Comm' moi!
Ce s'rait beau ne trouvez-vous pas?
Comm' moi!
L'autre jour ils ont voulu fair'
Comm' moi!
Mais ils se sont fichus par terr',
Comm' moi!
Mes grands pieds glissent d'un seul coup,
Sur un' poitrin' qu'était en d'ssous.
V'la que j'm'étale.
Si ces idiots savaient danser,
On ne m'aurait pas retrouvé
A l'hôpital!
Forcément ils ne dans'nt pas bien,
Comm' moi!
Comm' danseurs ils ne valent rien,
Comm' moi!
S'ils savaient, seul'ment y n'sav'nt pas,
Comm' moi!
Danser aussi bien la samba,
Comm' moi!
Comm' moi!
Comm' moi!
Comm' moi!

Like Me

If everyone danced the samba,
Like me!
With delicate little steps,
Like me!
The whole thing would be delightful,
Like me!
But the dancers aren't graceful,
Like me!
My big feet go this way,
My big feet go that way,
They hold their own.
The other dancers go this way,
The other dancers go that way,
They make way for me.
There's not one who moves his arms,
Like me!
And who also takes such big steps,
Like me!
Seeing me, they rush,
Like me!
But I catch them, they don't go fast,
Like me!
What does it take to dance?
Good feet.
But me, when it comes to feet...
I'm spoiled.
When you have big feet,
You stand tall,
But you shouldn't walk on
Your tiptoes...
If everyone danced the samba,
Like me!
Wouldn't it be beautiful, don't you think?
Like me!
The other day they wanted to do
Like me!
But they fell flat on their faces,
Like me!
My big feet slip all at once,
On a chest that was below.
There I go sprawling.
If those idiots knew how to dance,
They wouldn't have found me
At the hospital!
They don't dance well, of course,
Like me!
As dancers they're worthless,
Like me!
If they knew, only they don't know,
Like me!
How to dance the samba so well,
Like me!
When I'm in the groove,
Like this,
It's crazy how I can spin,
You should see it!
When the dance is over,
There's no one left.
They say I have good looks.
That surprises me...
If everyone danced the samba,
Like me!
Wouldn't it be beautiful, don't you think?
Like me!
The other day they wanted to do
Like me!
But they fell flat on their faces,
Like me!
My big feet slip all at once,
On a chest that was below.
There I go sprawling.
If those idiots knew how to dance,
They wouldn't have found me
At the hospital!
They don't dance well, of course,
Like me!
As dancers they're worthless,
Like me!
If they knew, only they don't know,
Like me!
How to dance the samba so well,
Like me!
Like me!
Like me!
Like me!