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Bufar I Fer Ampolles

Mira que era fàcil,
Com bufar i fer ampolles,
I vaig equivocar-me
En l'ordre del procés.
Primer vaig fer ampolles
I vaig bufar després.

Potser sí que l'alè
No em feia olor de roses,
Però s'ha de ser molt
Collons de primmirat
Per una cosa així
Fotre gent al jutjat.

I ara m'han retirat el carnet de conduir.
Ara que no tinc res a perdre
Agafaré un bon gat,
A veure si així també em retiren
El d'identitat.

Van sortir de sobte
Vora la carretera,
Em van fotre un espant
Que hauria de ser al revés,
Haurien d'estar agraïts
Que no els atropellés.

Com que de passada
Em van posar una multa,
Vaig decidir fer
Aquesta cançó,
Vejam si ho recupero
Amb els drets d'autor.

I això va passar un dissabte que, justament el dilluns següent,
Havia promès deixar la beguda definitivament,
Aconsellat pel meu pare, el metge, el planxista ben decidit;
Però ara m'ho diu un "tricorni": Posa'm un vi, que me n'he desdit!

Blow and Make Bubbles

Look how easy it was,
Like blowing and making bubbles,
And I messed up
The order of the process.
First I made bubbles
And then I blew.

Maybe that breath
Didn't make me smell like roses,
But you have to be very
Damn picky
For something like this
To take people to court.

And now they've taken away my driver's license.
Now that I have nothing to lose
I'll get a nice cat,
Let's see if they also take away
My ID.

They came out of nowhere
By the side of the road,
They scared the crap out of me
Which should be the other way around,
They should be grateful
That I didn't run them over.

As a side note
They gave me a ticket,
I decided to do
This song,
Let's see if I can recover it
With royalties.

And this happened on a Saturday that, just the following Monday,
I had promised to give up drinking for good,
Advised by my father, the doctor, the ironer, firmly decided;
But now a "tricorne" tells me: Get me a wine, I've changed my mind!