Paroles et traduction Cayo la Cabra - Introducción 2013

Introducción 2013

Todo el mundo tiene un poco de adulto
Dentro de sí (dentro de sí)
Todo el mundo imita a algún adulto
Por ejemplo él, me imita a mi

Sacarse la venda
Ante la vida
Hay cosas que uno no sabe
Y no sabe que no sabía

Son estos desengaños que nos hacen madurar
Preste atención que alguno va a recordar

Como en aquellos cumpleaños infantiles
Donde uno era impunemente traicionado
Cuando decían "ya están las pildoritas"
Pero al mirar eran panchos cortados

Cuando mi vieja me mandaba a hacer las compras
Con mi listita iba al almacén de Marta
Queso de oferta, jamón de oferta, todo de oferta
Y yo pensaba que "de oferta" era una marca
(Oh no no no no no no)

Reflexionando en el water como siempre
Nos dimos cuenta de una cosa que da pena
En el mundo casi no hay agua potable
Y acá la usamos para tirar la cadena

Nuestra mayor riqueza siempre ha sido el agua
Y por eso hay que cuidarla a cada rato
Ahora cuando tengo ganas de ir al baño
Me voy derecho pa' las piedritas del gato

O te pensas que en países como Arabia
Todos defecan en los pozos petroleros
O te pensas que en países como Salto
Todos defecan en los naranjeros

Grandes engaños que hasta me cambió la vida
Fue aquella vez que me contó mi amigo Enrique
Que los programas que tiene Radio Disney
No los conducen ni el pato Donald ni Mickey

Si piensas en madurar
Lo más seguro es que intentes
Dejar de hacer estas cosas
Aunque a nadie se lo cuentes

Ya no podes masturbarte
Con los folletos de ...
Ni hablarle al ventilador
Pa' sentirte voz de robot

Vas a morderte la lengua
Si alguien pregunta "bo, que fiesta?"
Ya no podes responderle
"La de tu..."

No pongas mas TQM
Pa' decir "te quiero mucho"
Y cuando tomes helado
No comas el cucurucho

Bo, que cucurucho?
La de tu culo y esta

Vecina, llegaron las Cabras
Le vamos a decir la verdad
De a poco fuimos madurando
Rimas con "manija" no decimos mas

En la puerta de los negocios
No queden como unos giles
Si tire no empuje
Y si dice empuje no tire

Tenés que saber cambiar
El cuerito de la canilla
Y aprender a pronunciar bien
El apellido de Ghiggia

Y para pedir la cuenta
Si vas a un restaurant
Tenés que hacer este gesto
Qué sino no te la dan

Guarda que si hay 2
Hay que saberlo pedir
Esa promo es un señuelo
Que usan para confundir

Pedís dos pa' pagar uno
Pero ellos te traen cuatro
Pedís cuatro pa' comer ocho
PERO ELLOS TE TRAEN CUATRO

Hay que llevar un ábaco
Pa' comer pizza y faina
Porque en vez de 2
No bajan el precio a la mitad

Cuando te duches
Llévate la tele al baño
Pone Telenoche 4
Aunque te parezca extraño

Esto es muy útil
Pones una ...
Además de lavarte el cuerpo
Te va lavando el cerebro

Vecina, llegaron las Cabras
Le vamo' a decir la verdad
Madurar es necesario
Es dejar de ser Luigi y empezar a ser Mario

Si maduraras
No confundirías
Eduardo Acevedo
Con Acevedo Díaz

Madurar
Es abrir de primera
La Coca de 600
Con las tapitas nuevas

Es empezar
A llevar matera
Y no usar ondulines
Pa' sacarse la cera

Madurar
No es complicado
Es tirar en el final (final)
Mucho papel picado

Introduction 2013

Everyone has a little bit of adult
Inside of them (inside of them)
Everyone imitates some adult
For example, he imitates me

Take off the blindfold
Before life
There are things that one does not know
And doesn't know that they didn't know

These are the disappointments that make us mature
Pay attention, someone is going to remember

Like in those children's birthday parties
Where one was innocently betrayed
When they said "the pills are ready"
But when you looked, they were chopped hot dogs

When my mom would send me to do the shopping
With my little list, I would go to Marta's store
Cheese on sale, ham on sale, everything on sale
And I thought that "on sale" was a brand
(Oh no no no no no no)

Reflecting on the toilet, as always
We realized something that makes you sad
There is almost no drinking water in the world
And here we use it to flush the toilet

Our greatest wealth has always been water
And that's why we have to take care of it all the time
Now when I feel like going to the bathroom
I go straight to the cat litter box

Or do you think that in countries like Arabia
Everyone defecates in oil wells
Or do you think that in countries like Salto
Everyone defecates in the orange groves

Big deceptions that even changed my life
It was that time my friend Enrique told me
That the programs on Radio Disney
Are not hosted by Donald Duck or Mickey

If you think about maturing
The safest thing is to try to
Stop doing these things
Even if you don't tell anyone

You can't masturbate anymore
With the brochures of ...
No more talking to the fan
To feel like a robot voice

You're going to bite your tongue
If someone asks, "Hey, what party?"
You can't answer anymore
"The one with your..."

Don't put TQM anymore
To say "I love you very much"
And when you eat ice cream
Don't eat the cone

Hey, what cone?
The one with your ass, and this

Neighbor, the Goats are here
We're going to tell you the truth
Little by little, we've been maturing
We don't say rhymes with "handle" anymore

At the doors of businesses
Don't be a fool
If it says pull, don't push
And if it says push, don't pull

You have to know how to change
The washer on the faucet
And learn how to pronounce correctly
Ghiggia's last name

And to ask for the check
If you go to a restaurant
You have to make this gesture
Otherwise they won't give it to you

Watch out if there are two of them
You have to know how to order it
That promo is a lure
They use to confuse you

You ask for two to pay for one
But they bring you four
You ask for four to eat eight
BUT THEY BRING YOU FOUR

You have to take an abacus
To eat pizza and faina
Because instead of 2
They don't lower the price by half

When you shower
Take the TV to the bathroom
Put on Channel 4 News
Even if it seems strange to you

This is very useful
You put on a ...
In addition to washing your body
It also washes your brain

Neighbor, the Goats are here
We're going to tell you the truth
Maturing is necessary
It's about stopping being Luigi and starting to be Mario

If you matured
You wouldn't confuse
Eduardo Acevedo
With Acevedo Díaz

Maturing
Is about opening the 600ml Coke
On the first try
With the new caps

It's about starting
To carry a mate gourd
And not using corrugated cardboard
To remove earwax

Maturing
Is not complicated
It's about throwing in the end (end)
Lots of confetti