Paroles et traduction Chivi - Todo Queda en Casa

Todo Queda en Casa

Yo para conquistarte, y ser tu enamorado
Di un giro a mis ideas de ciento ochenta grados
Me convertí en un pijo, un condenado yuppy
Aprendí a ir a fiestazos y a jurar por Snoopy

Vacié mi cabeza para colmo de males
Me untaba de gomina hasta los genitales
Pero tú no querías oír hablar de la cama
Esos bajos instintos son impropios de damas

Al fin he descubierto que somos diferentes
Yo sigo tan merengue y tú del Barça a muerte
Parece que lo nuestro está tocando fondo
Tú siempre tan estrecha, yo siempre tan cachondo

Tu padre, hoy diputado, de dice que antes era
Gerente directivo de un club de carretera
Tu madre, traficante, es toda una señora
Que juega los partidos en contra de la droga

Las cenas familiares son toda una pasada
Tu padre en la cocina se tira a la criada
Tu madre que me mira de una manera obsesa
Y me hace piececitos debajo de la mesa

Así que aun siendo novios e idílica pareja
Algunas veces, niña, me lo hago con tu vieja
Ella me hace de todo, tu madre es una loba
Va a saco y no se corta en las cosas de alcoba

Un día por sorpresa, yo comprobé asustado
Que todo era un montaje y estaba preparado
No podía creer el estar con tu padre
Agradeciéndome dar placer a tu madre

Yo casi me desmayo cuando tú propusiste
Montarnos un cuarteto, yo creí que era un chiste
Y acabamos desnudos con un gran colocón
Comiéndonos los culos, los rabos, qué sé yo

Al fin he descubierto que somos diferentes
Que se ha quedado antiguo el ser tu pretendiente
Por fin he desatado mis fobias y mis filias
Buenísima la idea de hacérnoslo en familia

Al fin he comprendido lo bueno de la vida
Charlando con mi suegro antes de una corrida
Familia siempre unida, familia que desfasa
Por fin he descubierto
Que todo queda en casa

It All Stays in the Family

To win you over and be your lover
I did a one-eighty on my ideas
I became a posh guy, a damn yuppie
I learned to go to parties and swear by Snoopy

I emptied my head to top it all off
I slathered myself in hair gel, even down there
But you didn't want to hear about the bed
Those base instincts are unbecoming of ladies

Finally, I've discovered that we're different
I'm still all about merengue, and you're a Barça fanatic
It seems like things are hitting rock bottom
You're always so uptight, I'm always so horny

Your dad, now a congressman, says he used to be
The managing director of a roadside club
Your mom, a drug dealer, is a real lady
Who plays games against drugs

Family dinners are a blast
Your dad hits on the maid in the kitchen
Your mom looks at me in a way that's obsessive
And rubs her feet on me under the table

So, even though we're boyfriend and girlfriend, the idyllic couple
Sometimes, baby, I do it with your old lady
She does everything for me, your mom is a wolf
She goes all out and doesn't hold back in the bedroom

One day, out of the blue, I was terrified to find out
That it was all a setup and planned out
I couldn't believe I was with your dad
Thanking me for giving your mom pleasure

I almost fainted when you suggested
We have a foursome, I thought it was a joke
And we ended up naked with a major high
Eating each other's asses, dicks, you name it

Finally, I've discovered that we're different
Being your suitor has become outdated
Finally, I've unleashed my phobias and my fetishes
Great idea to do it as a family

Finally, I've understood what's good about life
Chatting with my father-in-law before a bullfight
Family always united, family that goes wild
Finally, I've discovered
That it all stays in the family